jason spaceman about to write the worst song
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November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
jason spaceman about to write the worst song
"can i get a uhhhh eight piece?"
"would you like to super-size that for 1 cent?"
[consults with wife] "yeah let's do it"
"would you like to super-size that for 1 cent?"
[consults with wife] "yeah let's do it"
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"can i get a uhhhh eight piece?"
"would you like to super-size that for 1 cent?"
[consults with wife] "yeah let's do it"
"would you like to super-size that for 1 cent?"
[consults with wife] "yeah let's do it"
You can drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's cold, drop it like it's room temp, or frankly just hold on to it. That's a discussion for you, your family, and your spiritual leader. Just let me know what you decide
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You can drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's cold, drop it like it's room temp, or frankly just hold on to it. That's a discussion for you, your family, and your spiritual leader. Just let me know what you decide
Dang, rip D'Angelo. I got Voodoo when it came out. Sometimes I'll play music before class, and D'Angelo is one of the only ones that'll make students go, "What *is* this?"
October 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dang, rip D'Angelo. I got Voodoo when it came out. Sometimes I'll play music before class, and D'Angelo is one of the only ones that'll make students go, "What *is* this?"
NOW I WANNA SEE A BUG
September 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
NOW I WANNA SEE A BUG
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BEAFLES
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BEAFLES
A couple years ago I was telling my mom that my kitchen sink got so clogged I had to buy a plunger and she said, "You've never clogged a toilet?" I said no and she said, "That's impressive"
September 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A couple years ago I was telling my mom that my kitchen sink got so clogged I had to buy a plunger and she said, "You've never clogged a toilet?" I said no and she said, "That's impressive"
Almost done making my super-powered suit of armor, just gotta put the battery that powers the whole thing right in the middle of the chest. it'll have a little windshield so everyone can see
September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Almost done making my super-powered suit of armor, just gotta put the battery that powers the whole thing right in the middle of the chest. it'll have a little windshield so everyone can see
September 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Saw like a 60-year-old guy on a skateboard earlier, and then Even Flow came on the radio. Pretty good
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Saw like a 60-year-old guy on a skateboard earlier, and then Even Flow came on the radio. Pretty good
gonna make a break and take a fake
i'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
i like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
gotta see the show 'cause Jo Adell has
vertigo its gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
you'll have to hit the waivers [on your fantasy team, that is] www.mlb.com/news/jo-adel...
i'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
i like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
gotta see the show 'cause Jo Adell has
vertigo its gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
you'll have to hit the waivers [on your fantasy team, that is] www.mlb.com/news/jo-adel...
Adell sidelined with bout of vertigo, hopeful for quick return
ANAHEIM -- Right fielder Jo Adell has been one of the hottest hitters in baseball in recent weeks, but has been slowed down by a bout of vertigo, as he was held out of the lineup for a second straight...
www.mlb.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
gonna make a break and take a fake
i'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
i like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
gotta see the show 'cause Jo Adell has
vertigo its gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
you'll have to hit the waivers [on your fantasy team, that is] www.mlb.com/news/jo-adel...
i'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
i like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
gotta see the show 'cause Jo Adell has
vertigo its gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
you'll have to hit the waivers [on your fantasy team, that is] www.mlb.com/news/jo-adel...
[john coltrane chanting] crunchwrap supreme
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[john coltrane chanting] crunchwrap supreme
in remembering guys we remember ourselves @defector.com www.immaculategrid.com/remember
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
in remembering guys we remember ourselves @defector.com www.immaculategrid.com/remember
let's get the eye doctor in here, i'm sure he can straighten this out
August 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
let's get the eye doctor in here, i'm sure he can straighten this out
[long john silver's drive thru intercom] i will make you a fisher of men
August 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
[long john silver's drive thru intercom] i will make you a fisher of men
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"involved in a crash" nyt-ass headline
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"involved in a crash" nyt-ass headline
Miles Davis, from Jazz
July 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Miles Davis, from Jazz
@cbbworld.bsky.social someone tell coach prime they got dogs in D.C. ... but there's a catch
July 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@cbbworld.bsky.social someone tell coach prime they got dogs in D.C. ... but there's a catch
You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend?
June 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend?
June 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM