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Andy L
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Woman from HR seminar sketch from I Think You Should Leave saying, "Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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butterball from hellraiser. looks like a rotted turkey breast with sunglasses
September 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqd...
Old Dominion 28, Virginia Tech 0
September 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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in remembering guys we remember ourselves @defector.com www.immaculategrid.com/remember
immaculate grid with nationals guys henry rodriguez, steve lombardozzi, jerry hairston, kevin frandsen, spencer kieboom, justin maxwell, emilio bonifacio, lastings milledge, nyjer morgan
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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"involved in a crash" nyt-ass headline
Picture of old woman smiling captioned "Tiny Dinky Daffy. 1927–2019. Pancaked by Drunk Dump Truck Driver" (from I Think You Should Leave)
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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@cbbworld.bsky.social someone tell coach prime they got dogs in D.C. ... but there's a catch
At Nationals Park, a worker holds a sign that says 60 MINUTE WAIT FOR DOGS FROM THIS POINT
July 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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July 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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mulder from x-files, in a sort of sci-fi laser tag vest and too-small matrix sunglasses, holding a medieval-type sword in a wild west town. from episode "first-person shooter," co-written by william gibson
July 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend?
June 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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WAS
Nationals pitcher DJ Herz looking exactly like Landry from Friday Night Lights
May 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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kyle kuzma wearing a pink sweater so enormous the arms extend to just above his ankles
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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now taine i can get into
ESPN profile of UVA basketball player Taine Murray, but his photo is replaced with one of Tayne, from the "Celery Man" video (Paul Rudd in brimmed hat with sunglasses)
February 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Luke Wilson from X-Files episode Bad Blood, in cowboy hat with buck teeth: "We used to have swamps, only the EPA made us take to calling 'em 'wetlands.'"
January 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Dek of editorial by PETER THIEL: "Trump's return to the White House augurs the 'apokálypsis' of the ancien regime's secrets" In 2016, President Barack Obama told his staff that Donald Trump's election victory was "not the apocalypse". By any definition, he was correct. But understood in the original sense of the Greek word apokálypsis, meaning "unveiling", Obama could not give the same reassurance in 2025. Trump's return to the White House augurs the apokálypsis of the ancien regime's secrets. Image of the comically pedantic Jordan Schlansky from Conan O'Brien's shows. The caption from Google Images reads, "discount price sale jordan - schlansky"
January 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Picture of a fish from Wikipedia caption "A sarcastic fringedhead living in a plastic tube"
October 31, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Photo of the Bonanza cast but Little Joe's head has been swapped with that of a guy who looks kinda like him except with a smaller face and bigger hair
October 20, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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Photo of the Bonanza cast but Little Joe's head has been swapped with that of a guy who kinda looks like him except his face is tiny and his hair is huge
October 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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you don't say
In Vance’s biography, Musk is quoted stating he didn’t graduate in 1995 due to English and History coursework requirements he hadn’t completed. His degrees, he told Vance, were ultimately granted in 1997 because the requirements had changed.
September 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Jack Parkman from Major League 2 shimmying in the batter's box
September 23, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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that's chappie
screenshot of the game "gaps," which asks you to guess the movie title based on its genre, runtime, release date, director, and cast. the movie is chappie
August 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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computer won't let me take a photo of my ass
Website error message. In heading font: "Error 503 Backend is unhealthy." In body text: "Backend is unhealthy"
August 23, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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just sayin there's one other guy who spent time in kentucky and ohio in the 90s and early 00s
university of kentucky quarterback tim couch holding a cleveland browns jersey after being selected #1 in the nfl draft
August 6, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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Watching the Olympics
NES Volleyball. Lil 8-bit dudes representing Brazil vs USA
August 5, 2024 at 9:13 PM