And He Joked Again
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count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
October 6, 2024 at 11:30 PM
count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
TV ADVERTISING IN THE U.S.
The announcer: "Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, aneurysms, strokes, massive heart attacks and angry murder sprees."
The image on-screen:
The announcer: "Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, aneurysms, strokes, massive heart attacks and angry murder sprees."
The image on-screen:
October 9, 2024 at 3:51 PM
TV ADVERTISING IN THE U.S.
The announcer: "Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, aneurysms, strokes, massive heart attacks and angry murder sprees."
The image on-screen:
The announcer: "Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, aneurysms, strokes, massive heart attacks and angry murder sprees."
The image on-screen:
get your hand off that thing we're filming
October 9, 2024 at 5:56 AM
get your hand off that thing we're filming
what are YOU giving out this Halloween?
October 7, 2024 at 12:03 AM
what are YOU giving out this Halloween?
count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
October 6, 2024 at 11:30 PM
count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula
*dracula turns into a bat*
*wolf man turns into a wolf*
godzilla: weird flex, but ok
*eats them both*
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unending misery would be a woebius strip
October 5, 2024 at 9:51 PM
unending misery would be a woebius strip
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🎵 quantum physical, physical 🎵
Sir Isaac Newton-John
Sir Isaac Newton-John
October 5, 2024 at 11:21 PM
🎵 quantum physical, physical 🎵
Sir Isaac Newton-John
Sir Isaac Newton-John
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If anyone can guess this animal I will eat a box of Krispy Kreme’s😏
October 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
If anyone can guess this animal I will eat a box of Krispy Kreme’s😏
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me: *posts a joke on bluesky I'm convinced is a banger*
everyone else: *a silence so vast and terrifying that the living will envy the dead*
everyone else: *a silence so vast and terrifying that the living will envy the dead*
September 29, 2024 at 5:23 PM
me: *posts a joke on bluesky I'm convinced is a banger*
everyone else: *a silence so vast and terrifying that the living will envy the dead*
everyone else: *a silence so vast and terrifying that the living will envy the dead*
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I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice
September 30, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice
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Just checking on my investments.
*seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet
*seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet
September 30, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Just checking on my investments.
*seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet
*seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet
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Life is all about balance. Whenever I feel invincible. I remind myself of the time I punched myself in the face putting on a sock
September 30, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Life is all about balance. Whenever I feel invincible. I remind myself of the time I punched myself in the face putting on a sock
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You have to keep exercising forever, you can never stop. They don't tell you that when you sign up.
September 30, 2024 at 2:56 AM
You have to keep exercising forever, you can never stop. They don't tell you that when you sign up.
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OFFICER: ma’am, can you step out of the vehicle?
ME: i DuNnO, CaN i ? ? ?
ME: i DuNnO, CaN i ? ? ?
September 30, 2024 at 1:54 PM
OFFICER: ma’am, can you step out of the vehicle?
ME: i DuNnO, CaN i ? ? ?
ME: i DuNnO, CaN i ? ? ?
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A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS STUDYING A WORLD MAP: Iran, Iran so far away
September 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS STUDYING A WORLD MAP: Iran, Iran so far away
her: i love you more than ever, andy, and i will never let you go
me: mom did you call that therapist i told you about
me: mom did you call that therapist i told you about
September 30, 2024 at 6:18 PM
her: i love you more than ever, andy, and i will never let you go
me: mom did you call that therapist i told you about
me: mom did you call that therapist i told you about
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you can have one of my cargo shorts pockets for your own personal use
September 30, 2024 at 1:01 AM
you can have one of my cargo shorts pockets for your own personal use
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I don’t mind my own company, I just wish I would shut up occasionally.
August 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I don’t mind my own company, I just wish I would shut up occasionally.
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If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
July 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice
September 30, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice