Andrew, but on a new site
@andrewgutin.bsky.social
I’m here, despite myself.
If immigrants were doing all of the imaginary evil stuff Republicans think they are doing, it would still be magnitudes less evil than every actual private equity firm.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If immigrants were doing all of the imaginary evil stuff Republicans think they are doing, it would still be magnitudes less evil than every actual private equity firm.
Saying the phrase “blockchain-focused digital finance company” seriously should be grounds for immediate defenestration.
FDA is approving a new form of nalmefene for “prophylaxis” for “opioid exposure,” specifically citing fentanyl.
“Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD.
It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…
“Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD.
It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Saying the phrase “blockchain-focused digital finance company” seriously should be grounds for immediate defenestration.
“I asked ChatGPT-“
Then it was not worth knowing, friend.
Then it was not worth knowing, friend.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“I asked ChatGPT-“
Then it was not worth knowing, friend.
Then it was not worth knowing, friend.
Ben Shapiro is incredibly dumb, but here he’s just mad people caught him following his true intentions.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ben Shapiro is incredibly dumb, but here he’s just mad people caught him following his true intentions.
After almost 2 years, the cats can be left alone together most of the time and not try to kill each other. Praise be.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
After almost 2 years, the cats can be left alone together most of the time and not try to kill each other. Praise be.
If a job requires you to do more than 3 interviews, you should be allowed to invoice them for your time and effort.
not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If a job requires you to do more than 3 interviews, you should be allowed to invoice them for your time and effort.
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When people are stupid shitballs, bake something. People will still be stupid shitballs, but you’ll have a tasty treat. Birthday apple dumplings for my favorite daughter 🩷🍎
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When people are stupid shitballs, bake something. People will still be stupid shitballs, but you’ll have a tasty treat. Birthday apple dumplings for my favorite daughter 🩷🍎
*calling out of work*
“Sorry, man. The portents aren’t looking good.”
“Sorry, man. The portents aren’t looking good.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*calling out of work*
“Sorry, man. The portents aren’t looking good.”
“Sorry, man. The portents aren’t looking good.”
It’s important to remember that intelligence is only graded on the tests you’ve been asked to take. Yeah, I couldn’t run a hedge fund, but everyone on Shark Tank would starve to death if asked to cook for themselves.
The other weird thing about having met actual millionaires and billionaires is having wealth doesn't actually mean they are smart or have their lives together. One guy struggled to do basic things like book travel or dress up for dates. Kevin O'Leary has the charisma of a cardboard box.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s important to remember that intelligence is only graded on the tests you’ve been asked to take. Yeah, I couldn’t run a hedge fund, but everyone on Shark Tank would starve to death if asked to cook for themselves.
Looked up what Brianna Wu was up to and sweet fuck, there are Adults™️ who take that bag of hamster corpses seriously.
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Looked up what Brianna Wu was up to and sweet fuck, there are Adults™️ who take that bag of hamster corpses seriously.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
Lol they’re losing their shit on Twitter.
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Lol they’re losing their shit on Twitter.
RIP Dick Cheney. Wish you could’ve died three, maybe four million more times.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RIP Dick Cheney. Wish you could’ve died three, maybe four million more times.
To be fair, this is consistent with the Clinton worldview.
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
To be fair, this is consistent with the Clinton worldview.
We are in a peak moment of “I am deeply offended and outraged by something which in no way impacts or harms me.”
There's something deeply disturbing about EBT/SNAP hate to me. Like just truly bone blanching shit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We are in a peak moment of “I am deeply offended and outraged by something which in no way impacts or harms me.”
“Some people abuse SNAP,” I cannot begin to tell you how much I don’t care.
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Some people abuse SNAP,” I cannot begin to tell you how much I don’t care.
Yep, still glad he’s dead.
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yep, still glad he’s dead.
The other site doesn’t get these pics.
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The other site doesn’t get these pics.
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Reminder to everyone donating to food banks in light of the Republicans starving SNAP: It is far more cost effective to donate directly to food banks than to buy food and give it to them. They can buy in bulk and have existing relationships with sellers, so your few bucks go way further that way
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reminder to everyone donating to food banks in light of the Republicans starving SNAP: It is far more cost effective to donate directly to food banks than to buy food and give it to them. They can buy in bulk and have existing relationships with sellers, so your few bucks go way further that way
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
It is always morally correct to waste a cop’s time.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It is always morally correct to waste a cop’s time.
25 innings? Bees.
if you get to 20 they let the minotaur out of the labyrinth and onto the field
Past inning 15 increasingly strange rules should be introduced. At inning 18 The Mastiff is introduced.
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
25 innings? Bees.