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[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good
Me: is that good
January 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good
Me: is that good
Am I allowed to say certain people should kill themselves on here
January 7, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Am I allowed to say certain people should kill themselves on here
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Nate silver continues to be the biggest dork of all time
Nate once tried to dunk on me for refusing to be exposed to conservative ideas (my tweet was about thinking my college macroecon class was stupid, which it was), which suggested that he read my Twitter bio far enough to see I work in media but not far enough to see where I’m from or went to school
My Christmas present to all of you is the context that this was *directly in response* to getting clowned on for confusing a state legislative redistricting issue for a congressional one, among the most elementary and humiliating errors a political commentator could make
December 25, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Nate silver continues to be the biggest dork of all time
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recruiting people to bluesky
December 10, 2023 at 6:32 PM
recruiting people to bluesky
He’s probably just in his goon cave
Ammon Bundy seemed on the verge of another standoff with the law. Then he vanished.
Ammon Bundy Has Disappeared
An anti-government extremist seemed on the verge of another standoff with the law. Then he vanished.
theatln.tc
November 30, 2023 at 4:18 PM
He’s probably just in his goon cave
lol
I think the meanest thing you could say to an Ohio State fan today is that the Buckeyes are closing the gap
November 25, 2023 at 9:10 PM
lol
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Putting this sign on my account for anyone thinking about yelling at me
November 25, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Putting this sign on my account for anyone thinking about yelling at me
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This parade is missing will.i.am’s Awooga-ass car
November 23, 2023 at 4:13 PM
This parade is missing will.i.am’s Awooga-ass car
Gay nutcracker is very funny
Audience capture is the fulcrum of history. Gaines started out with one cause - no biological males in women's sports - but she's now ensconced in this media ecosystem so she needs a take on Diverse Santas.
November 17, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Gay nutcracker is very funny
Markjohn
November 16, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Markjohn
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i’m putting together a team
November 12, 2023 at 11:56 PM
i’m putting together a team
My dad is weird and really annoying but I feel so privileged to have grown up around pro union politics and liberal ideas that pushed me and my brother in the right directions
November 5, 2023 at 4:41 AM
My dad is weird and really annoying but I feel so privileged to have grown up around pro union politics and liberal ideas that pushed me and my brother in the right directions
Every psycho online calling these millions of people “terrorists”
Half a million people in London right now. Jewish activists in New York last night. Polls in both countries overwhelmingly support a ceasefire in Gaza. Cannot imagine this level of support even five years ago. Whatever happens, the Palestinians are no longer alone.
October 28, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Every psycho online calling these millions of people “terrorists”
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Area 11-Year-Old Hoping This Isn't A Kissing Book
October 26, 2023 at 9:01 AM
Area 11-Year-Old Hoping This Isn't A Kissing Book
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Finding out Miles Morales's dad was named Jefferson Davis. Superhero comics are very stupid
October 26, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Finding out Miles Morales's dad was named Jefferson Davis. Superhero comics are very stupid
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Horror movies love to ask the question “What if there was a guy in there”
October 22, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Horror movies love to ask the question “What if there was a guy in there”
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You will never see me banking sick days even though I can roll them over each year. I’m using every fucking second every year
October 18, 2023 at 7:42 PM
You will never see me banking sick days even though I can roll them over each year. I’m using every fucking second every year
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A landmark moment in the history of the tweet editing function.
(In the interim between the original and edited tweets, reporters noted that the time stamp of the videos didn't match the timing of the Gaza hospital attack.)
(In the interim between the original and edited tweets, reporters noted that the time stamp of the videos didn't match the timing of the Gaza hospital attack.)
October 17, 2023 at 8:36 PM
A landmark moment in the history of the tweet editing function.
(In the interim between the original and edited tweets, reporters noted that the time stamp of the videos didn't match the timing of the Gaza hospital attack.)
(In the interim between the original and edited tweets, reporters noted that the time stamp of the videos didn't match the timing of the Gaza hospital attack.)
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How is SNL real
October 15, 2023 at 11:40 PM
How is SNL real
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i would never do it obviously, but part of me wonders if it would kind of feel good to use your hands to rub your genitals for a little while? 🤔
October 16, 2023 at 2:26 AM
i would never do it obviously, but part of me wonders if it would kind of feel good to use your hands to rub your genitals for a little while? 🤔
Need one fan at every game dressed in a very elaborate joker costume
October 15, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Need one fan at every game dressed in a very elaborate joker costume
I remember after 9/11 like every newspaper and junk mail came with America stickers saying “never forget” and shit like that. So I’m expecting some really stupid companies to start sending out half Israel/American flag stickers with my Del taco coupons
October 13, 2023 at 8:02 PM
I remember after 9/11 like every newspaper and junk mail came with America stickers saying “never forget” and shit like that. So I’m expecting some really stupid companies to start sending out half Israel/American flag stickers with my Del taco coupons