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Zeb Ulon
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Imagine not knowing this was for a movie
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i think a good delineator between elder & norelder millennials is whether or not you remember what was STOLEN FROM US ALL with "emojis" vs. the still-not-remotely-replicated animated delights that were the Yahoo! Messenger emoticons.


i regularly miss them. they were perfect.
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
why am i forced to pretend that "drop him like a dog" is a well-known saying?

it is not? he made it up right here as far as i can tell?
President Trump:

“Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to "drop him like a dog" when things got too HOT…”
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the last time Colbert hosted the Kennedy Center Honors on CBS he got 8.6 million viewers.

that is 6 million more than Trump. 😂
‘Kennedy Center Honors’ Ratings Tick Up, ‘No Tomorrow’ Hits Low As ‘NCIS’ Rerun Tops Night
On a slow holiday season night, the 39th Annual Kennedy Center Honors on CBS rebounded slightly after tying an all-time low last year.
deadline.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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An 8-year-old girl calls a Santa Hotline and the world’s most well known alleged child predator answers the call and tells her that she sounds beautiful. What is wrong with this country? How are we letting this continue?
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
dang. was really looking forward to Cylinders. 😢
HOLES TV Show Reboot Cancelled at Disney+
The gender-swapped Holes TV series reboot got cancelled at Disney+ before it had a chance to even make it to streaming.
nerdist.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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different williams sister but i will always take any excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
months of extra time with 1000s of FBI working 24/7 to redact all evidence of Trump in their blatant cover-up and they still manage to be incompetent. incompetent and OBVIOUS about it.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
apnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
2:39pm sunsets is the earliest it gets. still not gaining sunset minutes until the 21st. but 15th-20th is all 2:39pm sunsets.

saw like 9 raging ding-dongs driving around after 3p in cloaking device mode. one around 4:30p. well dark then and no headlights. how on earth could you not notice?!
Sunrise and sunset times in Fairbanks
Calculations of sunrise and sunset in Fairbanks (99709) – USA for December 2025. Generic astronomy calculator to calculate times for sunrise, sunset, moonrise, moonset for many cities, with daylight s...
www.timeanddate.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“Over countless years I have always dreamed of an official release for this mash-up. It has been a favourite in my DJ sets for over a quarter of a century, I can confirm it is thoroughly road tested and fit for purpose….”
Fatboy Slim & The Rolling Stones - Satisfaction Skank - Official Video
YouTube video by Fatboy Slim
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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He'll start a war to:

1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
who on earth could possibly give a shit about kash and his dumb girlfriend. why are taxpayers funding this?
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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While searching for something else I stumbled upon this fascinating op-ed from Dec. 2015--ten years ago. It appeared in the Greenville, SC Index-Journal. It matter-of-factly pointed out that Trump was beloved by white nationalists like Jared Taylor. This was BEFORE the first GOP primary was held.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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he’s going to bring up that Reiner was not a fan of his
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they do a LOT of battles— and marbles is constantly grumbling if bun ever touches her in the slightest— but they are pretty good buddies in real life.
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
what a mystery. no one knows how the couch pillows got there. 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i'm not sure i previously knew Mark Bell was part of Deltron 3030? seems i would've remembered that. 🤔
MAKING DELTRON 3030
YouTube video by OfficialDELTRON
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
this would be bad for anyone that currently enjoys recreational cannabis.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i was ridiculously thinking i'd still be able to get out and up the driveway without it getting plowed. that will not be the case.

supposed to keep snowing for a few more hours still.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.

I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM