Zeb Ulon
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kinda upset that a *literal* MILK TOAST isn't very milquetoast.
February 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
kinda upset that a *literal* MILK TOAST isn't very milquetoast.
since there aren't any mentions of Trump and Epstein serially raping children in the UFO files i bet they get released in full and without endless delays? unlike some OTHER files most people are more interested in?
Trump orders alien and UFO files released citing 'tremendous' public interest
In a bonkers Truth Social post sure to send conspiracy theorists into overdrive, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he's ordering the Pentagon and other government agencies to begin identi...
www.rawstory.com
February 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
since there aren't any mentions of Trump and Epstein serially raping children in the UFO files i bet they get released in full and without endless delays? unlike some OTHER files most people are more interested in?
very odd hearing people say my name many times.
weird name haver problems. definitely not something your average josh or jenny or sarah can even comprehend.
weird name haver problems. definitely not something your average josh or jenny or sarah can even comprehend.
NEW Star Wars Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Analysis
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February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
very odd hearing people say my name many times.
weird name haver problems. definitely not something your average josh or jenny or sarah can even comprehend.
weird name haver problems. definitely not something your average josh or jenny or sarah can even comprehend.
accidentally did an art.
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
accidentally did an art.
reminder that the first 6 episodes of "good" Star Trek were these absolutely amazing episodes. 😂
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
reminder that the first 6 episodes of "good" Star Trek were these absolutely amazing episodes. 😂
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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yay! a feature length How To With John Wilson basically.
The History Of Concrete is the best episode of How To With John Wilson that never was
Those looking for more of the same from HBO's bone-dry documentarian will find exactly that in The History Of Concrete.
www.avclub.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
yay! a feature length How To With John Wilson basically.
bad lip sync? girl you know it's true.
Wow! Kid Rock may be the worst Lip syncer I have ever seen. If you're just going to lip sync it, why not have Mike Lindell or Dr. Phil do it for you? #TPUSAHalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
bad lip sync? girl you know it's true.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
i don't think a hologram would be able to use a theremin though?
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i don't think a hologram would be able to use a theremin though?
not only is Trump mentioned more in the Epstein files than Harry Potter is in the entire series— Trump is mentioned TWICE as much in the Epstein files *so far*.
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
not only is Trump mentioned more in the Epstein files than Harry Potter is in the entire series— Trump is mentioned TWICE as much in the Epstein files *so far*.
I, Tony Thompson, am noticing it seems curling is a thing people are talking about these days. 🤔
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I, Tony Thompson, am noticing it seems curling is a thing people are talking about these days. 🤔
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
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If X was accused of having sex with goats by many people. X hinted liking sex with goats. X ran a goat pageant. X was friends with Y convicted of fucking and trafficking goats: X's name appeared on goat fucker list 38,000 times. What are the chances that X is also a goat fucker?
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If X was accused of having sex with goats by many people. X hinted liking sex with goats. X ran a goat pageant. X was friends with Y convicted of fucking and trafficking goats: X's name appeared on goat fucker list 38,000 times. What are the chances that X is also a goat fucker?
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From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
i like the discogs profiles where they are PhDs or whatever now— but in like 1997 they were in some gabber / post-industrial / proto-breakcore group.
February 3, 2026 at 9:28 AM
i like the discogs profiles where they are PhDs or whatever now— but in like 1997 they were in some gabber / post-industrial / proto-breakcore group.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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Ex-Prince Andrew tried to make this same argument. Everyone who went to pedophile island was a mega-rich elite who easily could, and in most cases probably also did, independently procure victims and commit sex crimes without Epstein's help if they wanted.
"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Ex-Prince Andrew tried to make this same argument. Everyone who went to pedophile island was a mega-rich elite who easily could, and in most cases probably also did, independently procure victims and commit sex crimes without Epstein's help if they wanted.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
😂 hahahaha a *6* on Metacritic based on 13 reviews.
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/
Melania Reviews
A rare glimpse into the life of Melania Trump.
www.metacritic.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 AM
😂 hahahaha a *6* on Metacritic based on 13 reviews.
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/