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hear like a million wiener dog crimes happening while i'm in garage working on car.

all manner of zooms and a million barks and growls (99% marbles). so many battles!

then i go into the living room and they are like 'we are very nice dogs! 👍 good pals! 👍 been nice this whole time! 👍'

riiiight. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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As always
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
even if technically correct— "many of which" and "more than half" are weird ways to describe 72% of something.

"more than 2/3rd" or "nearly 3/4" would be more accurate than "more than half".

might as well have said "more than 4" to try and minimize it further.
Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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it's quite likely that some of our faves are implicated.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
foolishly not doing enough updates here on the new secondary sausage dog named bun! (short for 'hot dog bun' since shaped/color of such a thing)

dogs had not ridden in car together before. were good dogs. bun had vet+nail & marbles had nail appt.

then went to parents house. they had not seen bun.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
absurd this is what is needed to replace the *accessory belt* on this car.

every other car ever it is just. ya know. right there. you can do it in like 5-10 minutes on the side of the road if needed.

(the timing chain— conveniently a common failure point!— you have to remove the entire ENGINE. 😐)
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
and this is why Trump is trying to get military patrols into as many cities as possible before the mid-terms. gotta suppress that vote.

www.rawstory.com/cnn-26742655...
'Walloping!' CNN elections expert struck by stark exit poll for GOP gov candidate
CNN election analyst David Chalian was astonished by the latest exit polls in the Virginia governor's race on Tuesday after they showed former Democrat Rep. Abigail Spanberger "walloping" her opponent...
www.rawstory.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Part 1 : 😂 hahahaha come on. ABSOLUTELY not! be serious! 😂

Part 2 : 🧐 this is... acceptable. 🧐

(i only ever got this now-expiring 12-months because one of the best shows ever was added back then : "Homicide : Life on the Street". i forgot to finish it in that 12-months though. oops.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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You know what evil looks like? The orange felon hosting a Great Gatsby themed gala at his trashy private club yesterday whilst trying to end SNAP benefits and healthcare subsidies from tens of millions of Americans. Giving a convicted criminal full power was a horrible idea.
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
everything about this is wonderful. crypto username. anime avatar. arguing with the earthly representative of jesus.
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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What’s draining tax dollars isn’t SNAP, it’s corporate welfare and billionaire tax breaks.

FACT: Even people working two jobs still need SNAP.

Where’s the outrage about that?!
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
becoming increasingly obvious that Trump and Hegseth don't realize that National Guard troops HAVE OTHER JOBS and doing army isn't their full-time gig.

guess no holidays with their families either. 🤷‍♂️

all so they can... meander around and pick up trash in DC?probably shoveling sidewalks soon?
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 84th day out of the last 96.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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1. Reagan’s speech is real

2. It’s public domain

3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians

4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check

5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
again with the nonsensical macro level thinking. there were more Trump voters in 'blue' Maryland than those 3 'red' states combined.

TOTAL 'red state' Trump voters - 995,779

TOTAL 'blue state' Trump voters - 3,604,024

so 3.6 million Trump voters get screwed over because their state is 'blue'.
Sadly, we no longer live in a functioning democracy.
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
seems the vast majority of people commenting here are under the impression that the Geely-owned Volvo Cars— which was bought from Ford in 2010— is the same company that makes Volvo construction equipment.

that has not been the case for over a quarter century.
Not sure having your brand associated with destroying the White House is the best look
October 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
ah right! i keep forgetting to mention i now have a second wiener dog! 😮

i got her 2.5 weeks ago and her name is 'bun' which is short for her full legal name of 'hot dog bun' obviously. since bun shape and bun color.

also known as 'bun bun' and 'baby bun' and 'little bun' as one might expect.
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
oh no! a terrible transporter accident has made a new combined wiener dog named MARBUN! 😮😢
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
seems bad the vice presidents real boss is a crazy person.

can't even imagine how insane you have to be to look out in the world today studying the biblical description of the antichrist and think the top candidate would be— greta thunberg 😂 deeply insane.
It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel Is Losing It
He's spent the past month delivering four high-octane lectures in San Francisco's downtown waterfront on the antichrist.
futurism.com
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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He murdered a Colombian citizen in violation of domestic and international law. He’s now promising to illegally impose tariffs on Colombia because its president had the temerity to publicly criticize him for murdering one of that country’s citizens.

Yes, we are the baddies.
Trump says he's imposing new tariffs on Colombia but won't say what the rate will be
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇

Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.

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October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence.

If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM