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Zeb Ulon
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i'm definitely suspecting Saudi Arabia had lots of representation amongst the hijackers.
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
this interview really shows what a moron he was. but everyone amused him because money.

www.motherjones.com/criminal-jus...
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
hear like a million wiener dog crimes happening while i'm in garage working on car.

all manner of zooms and a million barks and growls (99% marbles). so many battles!

then i go into the living room and they are like 'we are very nice dogs! 👍 good pals! 👍 been nice this whole time! 👍'

riiiight. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
if doing an "investigation" i'd probably start with the dude in 72% of the emails released and not the dudes in 22% or 8% of them?

seems like that would make a lot more sense?
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
they probably needed to be Mar-A-Lago members to get in.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
but the White House said it was a *FACT* that on 22 January 2025 they had restored excellence and safety to the FAA.

Pete hasn't had anything to do with the FAA since then. so who made things unsafe again?
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
that statement is a bit at odds with the White House saying it is a FACT that the FAA had restored excellence *and safety* on the 22nd of January?

so who is responsible for that excellence and safety apparently no longer existing?
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i'm so confused? the White House said it was a *FACT* that the FAA had "restored excellence and safety" after ending "DEI madness" and was completely fixed by 22 January 2025?

that was like 9 months ago and it has been completely Trump run since then— so who is responsible for all this FAA chaos?
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
like the recent David Simon interview where they thought he would somehow love AI.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
foolishly not doing enough updates here on the new secondary sausage dog named bun! (short for 'hot dog bun' since shaped/color of such a thing)

dogs had not ridden in car together before. were good dogs. bun had vet+nail & marbles had nail appt.

then went to parents house. they had not seen bun.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
absurd this is what is needed to replace the *accessory belt* on this car.

every other car ever it is just. ya know. right there. you can do it in like 5-10 minutes on the side of the road if needed.

(the timing chain— conveniently a common failure point!— you have to remove the entire ENGINE. 😐)
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
he can *once again* say "nah. i'm fine actually." then it doesn't go into what happens after that. because no one would ever expect it to get that far— but Trump would absolutely keep doing it though.

(plus i think 2/3rd of House and Senate would be unlikely anyway. more so if repeats ??? times.)
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
none of it coming from Venezuela.

lot of it coming from assorted MAGA though.
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this one here.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Part 1 : 😂 hahahaha come on. ABSOLUTELY not! be serious! 😂

Part 2 : 🧐 this is... acceptable. 🧐

(i only ever got this now-expiring 12-months because one of the best shows ever was added back then : "Homicide : Life on the Street". i forgot to finish it in that 12-months though. oops.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i'll take a wild guess here and assume you get big mad about people not using 'ephebophilia'? and also have one of these in your wallet? 😂 real real weird.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it is a subgroup of AB Volvo / Volvo Group.
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
ah right! i keep forgetting to mention i now have a second wiener dog! 😮

i got her 2.5 weeks ago and her name is 'bun' which is short for her full legal name of 'hot dog bun' obviously. since bun shape and bun color.

also known as 'bun bun' and 'baby bun' and 'little bun' as one might expect.
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
oh no! a terrible transporter accident has made a new combined wiener dog named MARBUN! 😮😢
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
in their round-table prostrating groveling sessions a whole bunch of them give him absolutely cartoonishly stupid praise about how he should win one. completely reality devoid nonsense. and beyond pathetic.

look at this laughably cringe nonsense. embarrassment and shame should be a thing again.
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
🙄
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
the 38th ranked podcaster whose supposedly die-hard fans have already forgotten about.
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM