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Zeb Ulon
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but his doctor said he won MRI. so it's all cool.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
smooth as hell. smooth like glossy paper.
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"they said i won MRI and i got the best score anyone has ever seen! winning MRI *is* a thing. i won it way more than Sleepy Joe Biden. he never won MRI... ehhh... windmills. right. want to see a bald eagle graveyard? go to a windmill... "
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
ooo. very cool! LeVar seems like he must be a pretty great person in real life.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
no one knows what they even are. 🙁
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"good job! you have won MRI! first place! an MRI champion!"
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
their handling of LoR so far isn't really inspiring confidence regarding their also-owned James Bond and Stargate franchises. 😬
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
or an MRI...
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
pretty sure an MRI isn't something you can "win" or "be amazing" at.

like you aren't winning or in an amazing condition if you are getting an MRI to begin with?
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
has anyone seen the shoes in the wild that aren't worn by some weird conservative influencer?

the small print on that one said they had the right to just skip sending you the shoes and not give a refund.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Zeb Ulon
As always
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
egregiously prohibitive property taxes would fix the housing 'crisis' pretty quickly!

you can have like 2 with normal property taxes. but a 3rd? maybe a bit acceptable— so a mere 10% rate. a 4th or 5th or more? were talking 50% / 100% / 200%. just absurd rates. should probably sell those extras? 🤷‍♂️
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
like feel free to put a windmill or a nuclear reactor or multi-family housing near (or in if i can got some free electricity) my yard.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
as far as NIMBYs go this one i actually completely agree with.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
what distinctions may exist aren't particularly meaningful or of consequence to anyone except them.

loving the internecine conflict though. hope it destroys them all to the point they never win any elections ever again.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i dunno. here in 2025 i'm sure this internet personality could pop on over to youtube and at least make the most basic search ever on whatever this project is supposed to be.

or even something like this simple 1'25" one that has some useful tips.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6dv...
How To Use a Hammer - Ace Hardware
YouTube video by Ace Hardware
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
got a receipt in case he needs to return his one (1) bagged wood.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
can do some dusting in a noisy area.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i was dewalt for awhile but realized with cheap dewalt battery adapter i could get the cheaper ryobi tools for tools i know will get limited use.

did that for awhile and learned the ryobi stuff is perfectly acceptable in general. like my 15g dewalt finisher isn't twice as good as my 18g ryobi.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i'm not even sure what tasks that collection of tools could even accomplish.

dusting in a noisy area?
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
and maybe rethink the entire project as i highly doubt those stakes are remotely the correct thing to be using for whatever this nonsense project is.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
as a recent puppy-getter myself i suspect something like that. just that this might be the dumbest most incorrect possible solution. materials. tools. everything seems wrong if that is the problem he is trying to correct.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
pretty sure nails aren't even the best fastener to even be using on whatever the hell this project is. failure before even starting.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
or even ever see someone use one apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM