Ammonyte
@ammonyte.com
The Ammonyte abides.
A digital fossil in an un-wired world.
Interested in Science, History, Photography, Sport, Ales.
Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians.
IC #1335
A digital fossil in an un-wired world.
Interested in Science, History, Photography, Sport, Ales.
Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians.
IC #1335
Pinned
You know what I meant
Currently lookingvat thecweatger forecast and questioning my life choices.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
You know what I meant
Currently lookingvat thecweatger forecast and questioning my life choices.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Currently lookingvat thecweatger forecast and questioning my life choices.
Did you know that nuclear weapons tests never really stopped? These tests use small amounts of fissile material so don't go critical in a Big Bang.
Answers from underground Subcritical experiments below the Nevada desert ensure reliable nuclear weapons!
www.lanl.gov/media/public...
www.lanl.gov/media/public...
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Did you know that nuclear weapons tests never really stopped? These tests use small amounts of fissile material so don't go critical in a Big Bang.
*chef's kiss*
a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
*chef's kiss*
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Anyone who ever sent an email to Epstein.
a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera .
Alt: a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Anyone who ever sent an email to Epstein.
Happy Birthday Deirdre, I often wonder what became of you, after you left my life, all those years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Happy Birthday Deirdre, I often wonder what became of you, after you left my life, all those years ago.
Please, just No.
What's the feeling for a Ridley Scott Battle of Britain movie? Which, according to this website includes Lancasters.
This is the man who got his armourers to change the way grenades exploded on Black Hawk Down because they were "not Ridley Scott explosions".
www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/11...
This is the man who got his armourers to change the way grenades exploded on Black Hawk Down because they were "not Ridley Scott explosions".
www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/11...
Matthew Orton Penned Latest Draft for Ridley Scott’s ‘Battle of Britain’ — World of Reel
Following “Napoleon” and “Gladiator II,” this is set to be another Scott-directed epic on a massive scale. There’s really no chance he’d make an intimate affair. Scott describes it as a “war movie.”
www.worldofreel.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Please, just No.
I think I can hear the sound of sh1t hitting a fan.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think I can hear the sound of sh1t hitting a fan.
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The first album that I ever bought was
𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩 - Neil Young🍁
I wish Neil all the best on
His 80th birthday ~Nov. 12th
Neil Young is a Canadian🇨🇦 musical icon that I started listening to as a teenager.
I still listen to him today.
So many great songs!
#CanadianMusicIcon🍁
#NeilYoung🇨🇦
𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩 - Neil Young🍁
I wish Neil all the best on
His 80th birthday ~Nov. 12th
Neil Young is a Canadian🇨🇦 musical icon that I started listening to as a teenager.
I still listen to him today.
So many great songs!
#CanadianMusicIcon🍁
#NeilYoung🇨🇦
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The first album that I ever bought was
𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩 - Neil Young🍁
I wish Neil all the best on
His 80th birthday ~Nov. 12th
Neil Young is a Canadian🇨🇦 musical icon that I started listening to as a teenager.
I still listen to him today.
So many great songs!
#CanadianMusicIcon🍁
#NeilYoung🇨🇦
𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩 - Neil Young🍁
I wish Neil all the best on
His 80th birthday ~Nov. 12th
Neil Young is a Canadian🇨🇦 musical icon that I started listening to as a teenager.
I still listen to him today.
So many great songs!
#CanadianMusicIcon🍁
#NeilYoung🇨🇦
How fucking much for a new exhaust? Not even including the Cat. Is it made of Gold and Diamond? Not even a fancy car. Anyone want to buy a kidney?
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How fucking much for a new exhaust? Not even including the Cat. Is it made of Gold and Diamond? Not even a fancy car. Anyone want to buy a kidney?
Expect you-know-who to start a war to distract attention. I'm spending the rest of the day digging a bunker.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Expect you-know-who to start a war to distract attention. I'm spending the rest of the day digging a bunker.
Resist Big Card.
I’m sorry, but There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day is a modern invention pushed by card companies. I only observe A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day on the 14th.
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Resist Big Card.
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Everything on our news agenda is being driven by a corrupted disinformation machine, run by a billionaire who sponsors Tommy Robinson and who keeps trying to foment civil war in the UK.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Everything on our news agenda is being driven by a corrupted disinformation machine, run by a billionaire who sponsors Tommy Robinson and who keeps trying to foment civil war in the UK.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there.
THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.
I think for shitz and gigglz Jeremy Corbyn should be made head of BBC, just to wind Donny Dumpster up.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I think for shitz and gigglz Jeremy Corbyn should be made head of BBC, just to wind Donny Dumpster up.
Spotify 1955.
PHOTO OF THE DAY: Customers listening to new records before buying in a UK record shop (1955). 📷 google images
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Spotify 1955.
I went to school in the smog with kids with deformed limbs because of thalidomide, we rented a telly and holidays were a caravan in Littlehampton. The future is fucking marvellous.
Awful lot of people seem to think houses used to fall off trees, jobs were well paid and lovely, people were lovely to each other, and everyone could afford holidays every day.
Of course life isn't perfect now. But it never was. And in many ways it is much better.
Of course life isn't perfect now. But it never was. And in many ways it is much better.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I went to school in the smog with kids with deformed limbs because of thalidomide, we rented a telly and holidays were a caravan in Littlehampton. The future is fucking marvellous.
Here is what I don't understand: in scifi films the super-intelligent Aliens cross the galaxy to come to earth, and WE have to figure out how to speak Alien. If they are so bloody clever why can't they figure out how to speak to us?
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Here is what I don't understand: in scifi films the super-intelligent Aliens cross the galaxy to come to earth, and WE have to figure out how to speak Alien. If they are so bloody clever why can't they figure out how to speak to us?
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I always bring this one forward:
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I always bring this one forward:
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
Exactly this.
Dear news sources. Celebrity game shows aren't fucking news.
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Exactly this.
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A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
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NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
Holy Fuck.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Holy Fuck.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.