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Ammonyte
@ammonyte.com
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The Ammonyte abides.
A digital fossil in an un-wired world.
Interested in Science, History, Photography, Sport, Ales.
Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians.
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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 18d
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update from mom
text message: Someone just called Kristi Noem a TWATZI
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Paging @marcrileydj.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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#ICE is using Palantir to mine Medicaid data for deportation targets - boingboing.net/2026/01/26/i... and #reform will do this with #NHS data if #palantir is given contracts to manage it
ICE is using Palantir to mine Medicaid data for deportation targets
ICE's Palantir tool ELITE pulls from Medicaid databases to build dossiers on deportation targets with address scores.
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January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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If the Tories are defecting to Deform, maybe Starmer et al should defect to the Tories and let Burnham run Labour?
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Drive a wanker panzer and speed with impunity www.bbc.com/news/article...
Elon Musk's Tesla fined for repeatedly failing to help UK police over driving offences
The British arm of Tesla has faced multiple court proceedings linked to allegations of road traffic offences.
www.bbc.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Blimey ! That Alex Honnold! It would have taken me far longer to walk up the stairs inside that tower. And I'd have had a heart attack before reaching the 30th floor.
January 25, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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Holy Zarquon Singing Fish.
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Podcasters and youtubers, I am looking at you.
Samuel L Jackson pointing a gun at a seated man. The caption reads " Say do me a solid one more time"
January 24, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Bustards
An advert for Get Birding with Sean Bean.
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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My neighbour is bed-bound, carers have attend multiple times per day. Arseholes keep putting notices on their car telling them to park somewhere else. Fuckwits all of them.
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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**Deep Sigh**
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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What the fuck now?
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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To quote a former American General. "Nuts!"
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Hey Donny,

Greenland is a lot like your penis. It isn't as big as you think it is.
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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The whole world is laughing at you
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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Blaming Norway for not getting a Nobel prize is like invading Ireland for not being in the Guinness book of records.
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Share a television show that raised you
Two French pilots in flying suits
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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jowiph.bsky.social Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 9d
Is the purpose of mobilizing our special Arctic military force:
a) to violate the Posse Comitatus Act in Minneapolis
b) to invade a close ally and NATO member
c) viral marketing stunt for FALLOUT
d) all of the above
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Dane-geld A.D. 980-1016
(Rudyard Kipling, 1911)

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IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say:–
"We invaded you last night–we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM