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Ammonyte
@ammonyte.com
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The Ammonyte abides.
A digital fossil in an un-wired world.
Interested in Science, History, Photography, Sport, Ales.
Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians.
IC #1335
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Post a movie where you are from
Poster for the film Little English, a woman in a pink dress holds a piece of paper behind her back, a man in a pale green shirt is in the background.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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What's your sign?
Red triangle inside a white triangle with the text "Danger Ejection Seat"
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Darpa reveal new munition of mass consumption
Ai generated image of a stealth bomber dropping a sandwich on an american policeman
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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#sourdoughwanker
A freshly baked loaf of bread on a cooling rack
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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As it is November 1st, here is the usual reminder
Noddy Holder pointing toward the viewer with the caption "NOT YET"
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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2nd greatest casting ever
Man with angel wings in front of a book case. It is Alan Rickman as the voice of God, Megaton, in the film Dogma.
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Antifa 1944 style
A black and white photo of American servicemen from 101st Airborne with several sherman tanks in the background photographed in Normandy in 1944
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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A green field, blue skies, some tents in the foreground and a mass of tents in the distance.
September 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Ground Mace, 1997 vintage
A small glass container of Ground Mace with a date 1997 printed on the glass below the yellow label
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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My life is complete. It's only @jahwobble.bsky.social liking and reposting my post
Screenshot saying Jah Wobble reposted your post and Jah Wobble liked your post
August 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Looking at you, Sports Commentators
Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction points a gun at a man's head. The caption is "Say 'Bring the heat' one more time. I dare you, I double-dare you"
August 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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OK then.
A picture of a Lotus 49 Formula One car from 1967. Flattened cigar shaped tubular body in green with a broad yellow stripe down tge center and around an elliptical nose duct. A large number 6 in black with a white circular surround adorned the front.
August 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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"Hello Agent Orange. On the flight over I very much enjoyed reviewing those old Polaroids of you, Natasha and Anastasia... By the way, how is Ghislaine?"
President Putin shakes the hand of a very downcast Donald Trump
August 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I heard #TheHum
Green field, trees on the horizon, a set of power lines vanishes into the frame
August 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The world is shitty. Enjoy this Small Copper butterfly. Goodnight.
A Small Copper butterfly sits on a dried seed head. It's wings are predominantly copper-orange with black spots
August 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Good news of the day. Last week I lost my wallet. Today it turned up in the mail. Whoever found it put it in a post box and royal mail did the rest. All my cards and the £1.20 intact
An envelope, wallet and cards with a pink post-it note reading "found in post box. Return to address on DVLA card"
August 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Screenshot of a post from Bluesky official account announcing version 1.105 announcing compliance with new United Kingdom legislation enforcing age verification.
July 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Julius from Pulp Fiction dressed in black points a gun. The text reads "Say trust the process one more time. I dare you"
July 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Instructions on toilet paper?
A photo of a pack of toilet rolls showing usage instructions.
July 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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A visit from Milligan
A hedgehog on standing on some paving slabs
July 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Rather like these zero alcohol Pearly Bakers from Lidl.
A green beer bottle with blue top. The label says Perlenbacher 0.0
July 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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My back passage will be moist no more 😇
A photo of a narrow passage way covered by a white canopy. A red fushia and a tomato plant in a hanging basket are in the foreground.
June 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Quote this post with your favourite one-word movie title
Movie poster for the 25th anniversary release of the film Dogma, featuring the "Buddy Jesus"
June 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Thank you @waitmanwbeorn.com this has answered some of the questions I have had about what did Bulgaria do during the SWW
Screenshot of a podcast called Holocaust in Bulgaria with Nadége Ragaru hosted by Waitman Beorn
June 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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If you want to know how civilization is going, they are now printing instructions for using toilet paper.
If you want to know how civilization is going, they are now printing instructions for using toilet paper.
June 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM