American Toast
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He/Him
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Your annoying friend who’s on LetterBoxd 10 hours a day has a new favorite
The IMAX 70mm poster for ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’.
Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller.
Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller.
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Your annoying friend who’s on LetterBoxd 10 hours a day has a new favorite
Ik you never love a politician but man seeing Tim Walz fall from being one of the few to strike a dent into GOP bravado by calling them weird to an ICE collaborator is rough. Blood is on his hands as much as Bovino or Homan’s
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Ik you never love a politician but man seeing Tim Walz fall from being one of the few to strike a dent into GOP bravado by calling them weird to an ICE collaborator is rough. Blood is on his hands as much as Bovino or Homan’s
Ik it’s what you expect from dating advice subreddits, but it’s depressing how many men see their girlfriends having constant sex with them as a required obligation and if they ever refuse that’s “sexual incompatibility” and grounds to break up.
If you want a fleshlight just buy one, bro
If you want a fleshlight just buy one, bro
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Ik it’s what you expect from dating advice subreddits, but it’s depressing how many men see their girlfriends having constant sex with them as a required obligation and if they ever refuse that’s “sexual incompatibility” and grounds to break up.
If you want a fleshlight just buy one, bro
If you want a fleshlight just buy one, bro
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Briefly forgot the word phobia and tried thinking of “what’s the word for fetish but instead of turning you on it’s something you’re afraid of”
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Briefly forgot the word phobia and tried thinking of “what’s the word for fetish but instead of turning you on it’s something you’re afraid of”
Only weirdos, fascists, and fascist weirdos care at all about birth rates.
you legitimately could not get me to care a single bit about "falling birth rates" for a myriad of reasons but especially with the way this society treats women and trans people and children in particular sorry. child abuse is just the norm worldwide. let the birth rates fall tbh
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Only weirdos, fascists, and fascist weirdos care at all about birth rates.
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Ooh ee ooh, I look like a fucking Nazi
Oh oh, and we'll bury many more
I don't care if you say you're out here legally
I don't care about facts
Oh oh, and we'll bury many more
I don't care if you say you're out here legally
I don't care about facts
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Ooh ee ooh, I look like a fucking Nazi
Oh oh, and we'll bury many more
I don't care if you say you're out here legally
I don't care about facts
Oh oh, and we'll bury many more
I don't care if you say you're out here legally
I don't care about facts
“There should be more stories that…”
If you can write a post you can write that story. Don’t limit yourself. Be the change you want to see
If you can write a post you can write that story. Don’t limit yourself. Be the change you want to see
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
“There should be more stories that…”
If you can write a post you can write that story. Don’t limit yourself. Be the change you want to see
If you can write a post you can write that story. Don’t limit yourself. Be the change you want to see
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Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
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good reasons not to use ChatGPT and other AIs:
1. it is a tool of fascism
2. once you are in its ecosystem, and rely on it, it can be used to manipulate you
3. if a service is free, *you* are the product
I know it's convenient, but resistance requires us to be uncomfortable for the greater good
1. it is a tool of fascism
2. once you are in its ecosystem, and rely on it, it can be used to manipulate you
3. if a service is free, *you* are the product
I know it's convenient, but resistance requires us to be uncomfortable for the greater good
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
good reasons not to use ChatGPT and other AIs:
1. it is a tool of fascism
2. once you are in its ecosystem, and rely on it, it can be used to manipulate you
3. if a service is free, *you* are the product
I know it's convenient, but resistance requires us to be uncomfortable for the greater good
1. it is a tool of fascism
2. once you are in its ecosystem, and rely on it, it can be used to manipulate you
3. if a service is free, *you* are the product
I know it's convenient, but resistance requires us to be uncomfortable for the greater good
Why are you hosting a birthday party above the age of 10. I don’t even tell my friends when my birthday is
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Why are you hosting a birthday party above the age of 10. I don’t even tell my friends when my birthday is
Fun fact: you can buy both animal urine and water balloons online.
Idk why I’m mentioning that attached to this unrelated post
Idk why I’m mentioning that attached to this unrelated post
February 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Fun fact: you can buy both animal urine and water balloons online.
Idk why I’m mentioning that attached to this unrelated post
Idk why I’m mentioning that attached to this unrelated post
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white horse of conquest
#chainsawman
#chainsawman
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 PM
white horse of conquest
#chainsawman
#chainsawman
The new horrifying sequel: I Have No Energy And Cannot Sleep
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The new horrifying sequel: I Have No Energy And Cannot Sleep
The best part of only hearing certain songs while half asleep is that you can make up lyrics that are way better. I’m a big fan of Radiohead’s smash hit “killer whales and no surprises”
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The best part of only hearing certain songs while half asleep is that you can make up lyrics that are way better. I’m a big fan of Radiohead’s smash hit “killer whales and no surprises”
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Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
"The Government is Lying" is both a more concise and accurate headline
No. They do not "appear to" contradict it. They contradict it.
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 PM
"The Government is Lying" is both a more concise and accurate headline
Got an ad that was "Are you struggling to balance your due dates and different payments? A personal loan can help!" and while it's not the most evil thing I've seen today it's still evil
These legal loan sharks directly preying on people who cannot manage their finances is sickening
These legal loan sharks directly preying on people who cannot manage their finances is sickening
January 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Got an ad that was "Are you struggling to balance your due dates and different payments? A personal loan can help!" and while it's not the most evil thing I've seen today it's still evil
These legal loan sharks directly preying on people who cannot manage their finances is sickening
These legal loan sharks directly preying on people who cannot manage their finances is sickening
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From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
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"What can Democrats actually do?"
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
"What can Democrats actually do?"
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
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ICE is executing protesters the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
ICE is executing protesters the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Hearing about this marvel rivals tournament controversy just proves more and more how every single gamer is misogynist
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hearing about this marvel rivals tournament controversy just proves more and more how every single gamer is misogynist