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Allen Martindale
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I finally convinced her to tie the knot.
Tomorrow we shall dine on the flesh of dead turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
These are two of my favorite movies from the last few years.

Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.

#ZachCregger #WhitestKidsUKnow #WKUK

open.spotify.com/episode/3UL8...
62. Barbarian + Weapons
open.spotify.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
How can you tell is someone is a filmmaker?

They’ll tell you.

Boom! Gotcha, bitches!
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The Big Ten took the wrong team
August 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Let the joy in!
#GoUtes #Usky
My brain is struggling. So strange to feel more confident in the offense than the defense.
August 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I don’t dare hope
August 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
So do we have a legit offense now?
August 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Yeah I was surprised too. I had no idea they had that side to them.
August 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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It is finally here… GAME WEEK! #GoUtes #BeatUCLA
August 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Weapons is a masterpiece and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.
August 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Most podcasters think they’re more interesting than they actually are. Like, I don’t need a 15 minute story about your sciatica. I’m here to learn about Italian bathroom tiles.
June 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Three days at the Stanley Hotel and not a single ghost tried to get me to kill my family. This is some bullshit. @stephenking.bsky.social is a liar.
May 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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May 24, 1998: NBA on NBC's intro for Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals, in which the Utah Jazz would defeat the Lakers, 96-92, and advance to the NBA Finals with a sweep of Los Angeles:
May 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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planning the live read through for hoe phase

as a reminder, any contribution amount to our campaign will get you an invite to the read through in SLC

and if you can’t make it, you’ll still get a recorded copy of it 👀
May 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As long as they have that singer they will be unlistenable to me.
May 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Dads deserve a hot girl summer too!
May 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
No cap
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I told my daughter I was going to have a hot girl summer. She called me cringe and ran out of the room.
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Um... did anyone look closely at that racist mom's tattoos? Looks like MS13 tats.
May 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’ve never tried it but their pizza is garbage.
May 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM