Allen Martindale
@amartindalefilm.bsky.social
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Tomorrow we shall dine on the flesh of dead turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tomorrow we shall dine on the flesh of dead turkeys.
These are two of my favorite movies from the last few years.
Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.
#ZachCregger #WhitestKidsUKnow #WKUK
open.spotify.com/episode/3UL8...
Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.
#ZachCregger #WhitestKidsUKnow #WKUK
open.spotify.com/episode/3UL8...
62. Barbarian + Weapons
open.spotify.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
These are two of my favorite movies from the last few years.
Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.
#ZachCregger #WhitestKidsUKnow #WKUK
open.spotify.com/episode/3UL8...
Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.
#ZachCregger #WhitestKidsUKnow #WKUK
open.spotify.com/episode/3UL8...
How can you tell is someone is a filmmaker?
They’ll tell you.
Boom! Gotcha, bitches!
They’ll tell you.
Boom! Gotcha, bitches!
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
How can you tell is someone is a filmmaker?
They’ll tell you.
Boom! Gotcha, bitches!
They’ll tell you.
Boom! Gotcha, bitches!
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The Big Ten took the wrong team
August 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Big Ten took the wrong team
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My brain is struggling. So strange to feel more confident in the offense than the defense.
August 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
So do we have a legit offense now?
August 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
So do we have a legit offense now?
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August 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Weapons is a masterpiece and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.
August 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Weapons is a masterpiece and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.
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Most podcasters think they’re more interesting than they actually are. Like, I don’t need a 15 minute story about your sciatica. I’m here to learn about Italian bathroom tiles.
June 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Most podcasters think they’re more interesting than they actually are. Like, I don’t need a 15 minute story about your sciatica. I’m here to learn about Italian bathroom tiles.
Three days at the Stanley Hotel and not a single ghost tried to get me to kill my family. This is some bullshit. @stephenking.bsky.social is a liar.
May 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Three days at the Stanley Hotel and not a single ghost tried to get me to kill my family. This is some bullshit. @stephenking.bsky.social is a liar.
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May 24, 1998: NBA on NBC's intro for Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals, in which the Utah Jazz would defeat the Lakers, 96-92, and advance to the NBA Finals with a sweep of Los Angeles:
May 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
May 24, 1998: NBA on NBC's intro for Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals, in which the Utah Jazz would defeat the Lakers, 96-92, and advance to the NBA Finals with a sweep of Los Angeles:
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planning the live read through for hoe phase
as a reminder, any contribution amount to our campaign will get you an invite to the read through in SLC
and if you can’t make it, you’ll still get a recorded copy of it 👀
as a reminder, any contribution amount to our campaign will get you an invite to the read through in SLC
and if you can’t make it, you’ll still get a recorded copy of it 👀
May 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
planning the live read through for hoe phase
as a reminder, any contribution amount to our campaign will get you an invite to the read through in SLC
and if you can’t make it, you’ll still get a recorded copy of it 👀
as a reminder, any contribution amount to our campaign will get you an invite to the read through in SLC
and if you can’t make it, you’ll still get a recorded copy of it 👀
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Dads deserve a hot girl summer too!
May 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Dads deserve a hot girl summer too!
I told my daughter I was going to have a hot girl summer. She called me cringe and ran out of the room.
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I told my daughter I was going to have a hot girl summer. She called me cringe and ran out of the room.
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Um... did anyone look closely at that racist mom's tattoos? Looks like MS13 tats.
May 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Um... did anyone look closely at that racist mom's tattoos? Looks like MS13 tats.
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How is Domino’s in business?
May 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
How is Domino’s in business?
Propagandhi - "At Peace" (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Propagandhi
youtu.be
May 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Reggie Miller is insufferable
April 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reggie Miller is insufferable
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Bill Hader is reportedly developing a Jonestown Cult series for HBO. I know someone who could help them workshop a title.
April 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bill Hader is reportedly developing a Jonestown Cult series for HBO. I know someone who could help them workshop a title.
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Epic Dad move!
April 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Epic Dad move!
Oh shit I forgot to return a dvd to Blockbuster.
April 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh shit I forgot to return a dvd to Blockbuster.
My bracket sucks balls but I picked Florida to win it so I’m still pulling for them. Moral victories
April 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My bracket sucks balls but I picked Florida to win it so I’m still pulling for them. Moral victories
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When LJG opened for Bernie and pissed off the right wing dorks, I thought of making this
mashup… for fun.
Then I thought, fuck it, it should be a shirt. Then I figured out how to make it a shirt. Weird how this shit manifests itself.
Anyway, I hope people dig it. @laurajanegrace.bsky.social
mashup… for fun.
Then I thought, fuck it, it should be a shirt. Then I figured out how to make it a shirt. Weird how this shit manifests itself.
Anyway, I hope people dig it. @laurajanegrace.bsky.social
March 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When LJG opened for Bernie and pissed off the right wing dorks, I thought of making this
mashup… for fun.
Then I thought, fuck it, it should be a shirt. Then I figured out how to make it a shirt. Weird how this shit manifests itself.
Anyway, I hope people dig it. @laurajanegrace.bsky.social
mashup… for fun.
Then I thought, fuck it, it should be a shirt. Then I figured out how to make it a shirt. Weird how this shit manifests itself.
Anyway, I hope people dig it. @laurajanegrace.bsky.social