Amadaus
@amadaus.bsky.social
Just a guy that likes tech, working on cars, making art, and riding on his bike.
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I hope everyone understands that CBS becoming state TV matters. Musk owning Twitter matters. Fox News has always mattered. WaPo going right wing matters.
That's not meant a statement of doom. I think we're going to win the midterms and again in 2028, which is why I think it's important to say this.
That's not meant a statement of doom. I think we're going to win the midterms and again in 2028, which is why I think it's important to say this.
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I hope everyone understands that CBS becoming state TV matters. Musk owning Twitter matters. Fox News has always mattered. WaPo going right wing matters.
That's not meant a statement of doom. I think we're going to win the midterms and again in 2028, which is why I think it's important to say this.
That's not meant a statement of doom. I think we're going to win the midterms and again in 2028, which is why I think it's important to say this.
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Back to basics
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Back to basics
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
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December 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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This too, is the cultural impact of Avatar
Col. Quaritch and Varang are an iconic T4T couple but this site isn’t ready for that.
December 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This too, is the cultural impact of Avatar
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Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
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Every part of this is embarrassingly lame.
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every part of this is embarrassingly lame.
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It has been The Onion's best year since we broke Watergate and subsequently, personally had Richard Nixon removed from office.
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
Our Annual Year 2025
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theonion.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It has been The Onion's best year since we broke Watergate and subsequently, personally had Richard Nixon removed from office.
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
theonion.com/our-annual-y...
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Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
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Here are my four most liked cartoons of 2025 on Bluesky:
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Here are my four most liked cartoons of 2025 on Bluesky:
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The game was rigged from the start
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The game was rigged from the start
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The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
n.pr
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
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In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
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An actual Deathmatch
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
An actual Deathmatch
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The Cincinnati Post
December 24,1915
December 24,1915
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The Cincinnati Post
December 24,1915
December 24,1915
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This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Maybe next year
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Maybe next year
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CBS is now state run media. Killing a story, then lying about the justification, is the death of integrity.
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
CBS is now state run media. Killing a story, then lying about the justification, is the death of integrity.