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Leather wearing, beer drinking, motorcycle riding member of #AltGov
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Life is short.
Eat the cake. Buy the tickets. Listen to the same song on repeat. Take a nap. Tell your crush. Be your most authentic self.
Life is short. Grab it by the handlebars and twist the throttle.
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Tricia McLaughlin is the Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs at DHS.
She appears to be quite confident that *only 50* staffers will be "adjusted".
Let's put a 📌 in this and see if the lady doth protest too much.
Care to wager, Tricia?
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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This is the energy we need for the midterms. Casually topple the existing power structures and get back to delivering for the American people.
The robot sized up its opponent, made choices, and stepped back to admire the good deed done for sidewalk users.
You can't park there lives on.
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“Energy and persistence conquer all things.”

– Benjamin Franklin
Trump’s Final Term Ends in: - Countdown Timer
Trump’s Final Term Ends in: Countdown Timer
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January 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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Oddly enough there are a whole lot of Republicans with diabetes who voted for this.
What Trump has done to working class Americans is nothing short of PURE EVIL. 😳👇
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The robot sized up its opponent, made choices, and stepped back to admire the good deed done for sidewalk users.
You can't park there lives on.
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Stay safe tonight. We need every one of you to on board to hold the line.
We got this.
Happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If the person is a minor, the assailant did not "sleep with" the victim. The assailant raped the victim.
Do not side with the criminals by softening the words.
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Enjoy.
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
T'is the season of joy and wonder
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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This is just pure racism. There’s no shred of respectability here. I don’t know why there’s any district left in this country in which a majority, or even a plurality, or even a significant minority abode this bs. Talk about deplorables.
Fine: "I'm talking to my colleagues about whether we want these fake Somali refugees - who come to our country, add no value, suck our resources, defraud our govt - whether we actually want them here. I don't think Ilhan Omar shouldn't be a member of Congress - I think she shouldn't be an American"
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A veteran with years of experience in strategic debriefing taught me that “hot tea and fresh fruit will always get you more info than torture; occasionally, so will calling the detainee’s wife”.

That last bit is a story for another day.
It was hard to convince Americans torture is wrong as a moral principle during Bush's term, and that was with the debate about whether torture makes us safer. I'm afraid for a portion of Trump's base, that calculation matters less. Idea of torturing undocumented immigrants may even bring pleasure.
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So when you leave beer and pretzels out for Santa, do you gift him a canned domestic or are you springing for a glass bottle of some fancy import?
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The Trump administration is punishing the American Academy of Pediatrics.

I have enough thoughts about this for an entire feature length documentary but here are two minutes of them.

(Spoiler alert: you can’t fight bad politics by staying apolitical.)
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Statistically, 15% of domestic violence attacks occur in the short period between Thanksgiving & New Year's.
Over 2300 women were murdered in DV attacks in 2024 alone.
There have been 180 fatal human/bear conflicts in North America since 1784.

TheHotline.org

Call 800-799-7233

Text BEGIN to 88788
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Harrass people? You joked about kids dying & you want to complain about being called out for it?
The world is increasingly short on empathy and rather than show some, you wanna try MAGA style trolling. Harass??
FO
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The misfits The rebels
The troublemakers
The round pegs in the square holes
the ones who see things differently
​They’re not fond of rules and have
no respect for the status quo.
​You can praise them
glorify or vilify them
​About the only thing you can’t do is
ignore them
​Because they change things
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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"Trump has no idea how his administration arrived at the $12 billion figure. A reporter asked the president about the bailout’s price tag. He mumbled something about 'charts' before quickly moving on..."

www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
The top 10 problems with Trump’s bailout for U.S. farmers
At first blush, there’s a lot to like about the motivation behind the effort. But just below the surface, the policy suffers from some serious flaws.
www.ms.now
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh plastic tree
Oh plastic tree
Trump did make me buy thee
December 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Well there you have it folks, and this is just one program. Almost $1B in grants being held up due to the ridiculous requirement of Kristi Noem to review anything over $100k.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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LocalGov relies upon the allocation and distribution of your federal tax dollars to provide you with emergency preparedness and response services that save your lives, your communities, and your property. This is worse than stealing your money bc they’re putting you in danger and lying about it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM