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Leather wearing, beer drinking, motorcycle riding member of #AltGov
#KilroyWasHere
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Life is short.
Eat the cake. Buy the tickets. Listen to the same song on repeat. Take a nap. Tell your crush. Be your most authentic self.
Life is short. Grab it by the handlebars and twist the throttle.
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Like I said
A former federal agent after watching the New York Times breakdown of the ICE shooting:
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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It should be noted that invading Arctic countries in the middle of winter, thereby killing their own military, has been a fascist favorite going back to at least Napoleaon.
They’re going to invoke the Insurrection Act to stand around in this.
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Car horns are designed to warn others of an imminent danger.
Car alarms are designed to draw attention to potential criminal activity.
Both are used to prevent unnecessary injury/damage.
Tactic: Approved
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 18, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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“Whereas many of Our Subjects in divers Parts of Our Colonies and Plantations in North America, misled by dangerous and ill-designing Men, and forgetting the Allegiance which they owe to the Power that has protected and sustained them, after various disorderly Acts committed…”

King George III, 1775
January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Mubashir and his family came to the United States as refugees from Ethiopia when he was a child, and they all became naturalized citizens in 2019.

Despite being a U.S. citizen, Mubashir was targeted by ICE, assaulted, and detained. Listen to his story:
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Real life #AltCitizen shit right there ✊✊✊
Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.
January 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Federal Fuckery Friday can also be when Alts fight back with our own fuckery.

#AltCitizens we have an assignment!

In NH, Kristin Noble wants to segregate schools. The below image is from a signal chat.

We have found an email address:
Kristin.noble@gc.nh.gov

@altfda.altgov.info can you assist?
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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And since choking someone to death is neither accidental nor necessary, it’s murder … again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Heads up to gov employees:
Anonymity on Reddit is compromised.
With nothing more than a mere please & thank you from DHS, Reddit turned over user data on a yet unknown number of accounts.
That data is being used punitively at this time.
Please be aware & make your necessary choices.
January 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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New ICE Bucket Challenge just dropped.
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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you know what to do...
Brrrrrr
Despite otherwise Blueskies, ICY conditions have been spotted.

Fun Fact: before modern refrigerators were common, ICE was delivered to homes in Blocks. Today, Block deliveries are as easy as pushing a button. Try it out!
bsky.app
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Pretty sure shooting people in the head at 12" range is hateful.

Maybe I'm wrong, tho.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Rep. Angie Craig: "We were told because this facility is being funding by the 'Big Beautiful Bill,' not the congressional appropriations act, that we would not be allowed to enter the facility. That's complete nonsense ... I informed them they were violating the law. They said they didn't care."
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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She dropped her kid ar school, when ICE blocked her car, and was shot in the head when she tried to go around them.

I have yet to see any journalism or reporting about what ICE was doing blocking drop offs at a GRADE SCHOOL.

@governorwalz.mn.gov @theatlantic.com
@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social
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Tricia McLaughlin, spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Services, told Fox News Renee Good “was stalking agents all day long, impeding our law enforcement.” Renee Good dropped her son off at school after 9AM on Wednesday. At 9:37AM bullets fired by an ICE agent killed her.
How Renee Good ended up in a fatal encounter with ICE in Minneapolis
Video made public Friday shows the 37-year-old and her wife exchanging words with ICE officers in the seconds before the shooting.
wapo.st
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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“In 1916, Denmark’s rights to Greenland were confirmed by the United States, as part of a deal that facilitated the American purchase of the Danish West Indies”
Trump: "I'm a fan of Denmark too. They've been very nice to me. But the fact that they had a boat land there [Greenland] 500 years ago doesn't mean they own the land. I'm sure we had lots of boats go there also."
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Oh so he was trained trained? Oh cool so then he did this on purpose is what you’re telling me 😒
NEW: Jonathan Ross is former National Guard and Border Patrol and has been part of ICE's SWAT equivalent, a team leader overseeing FBI, ATF, and IRS agents, and a firearms instructor, according to testimony obtained by WIRED. This is from @hudsongiles.bsky.social and me:
ICE Agent Who Reportedly Shot Renee Good Was a Firearms Trainer, Per Testimony
Jonathan Ross told a federal court in December about his professional background, including “hundreds” of encounters with drivers during enforcement actions, according to testimony obtained by WIRED.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Renee Macklin Good wrote a poem "On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs". It went on to win the 2020 Academy of American Poets prize.
"make room for wonder”
poets.org
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
That was not a clean shoot.
Nowhere near it.
And even if it were, to deny medical assistance as the officer flees the scene is an incredible break from how an officer involved shooting should have been handled.
Her name is Renee Good. She was an American citizen with no wants or warrants.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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An image I’ll never forget.
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Question from the #AltFam:

"Hey, if you buy used bikewear, is it a re-cycled jacket?"
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
There is no mechanism afforded to the Executive branch to delay, postpone, or cancel national elections.
Congress can create *some* flexibility and the states also have *some* flexibility but the Constitution REQUIRES certain dates be adhered to.
If Nov 8, 1864 can happen, all elections can happen.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Tricia McLaughlin is the Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs at DHS.
She appears to be quite confident that *only 50* staffers will be "adjusted".
Let's put a 📌 in this and see if the lady doth protest too much.
Care to wager, Tricia?
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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This is the energy we need for the midterms. Casually topple the existing power structures and get back to delivering for the American people.
The robot sized up its opponent, made choices, and stepped back to admire the good deed done for sidewalk users.
You can't park there lives on.
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“Energy and persistence conquer all things.”

– Benjamin Franklin
Trump’s Final Term Ends in: - Countdown Timer
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January 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM