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cha girl, izzy
@alqemizzy.bsky.social
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32 f trans | she/they/it | film colorist assistant | rhythm game gijinka | los angeles transplant | digital dragon thing | terminally online
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alqemizzy.bsky.social
fucked up to feel like i need a side hustle in order to afford my new car + insurance even though i have a pretty much full time job in the film industry. what the fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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halimede.bsky.social
Trans women can be hard to shop for. unless you've read my gift guide for trans. which you can, because it's here. now.

open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
Halimede's List Of Gifts For Transgender Women
Principles For Good Gift Giving As Extended To Transgender
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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comicsbyxan.bsky.social
I have to deploy this one every now and again. For the enthusiastic allies we all love
Thinking Too Much to Think Positively Disgruntled Catgirl in: "Moment of Impact" (Disgruntled Catgirl, one of her girlfriends and a Random Cis Boy are carrying boxes draped with trans flags) GIRLFRIEND #1: Wow, organizing stuff for Pride is hard work! DISGRUNTLED CATGIRL: Yeah. Thanks for the help, random cis boy. RANDOM CIS BOY: You're welcome! It's just a cause I'm so passionate about, you know? I really admire you girls, and I want to help any way I can! DISGRUNTLED CATGIRL: Wow, that takes me back. I used to be the same way. I was the most enthusiastic ally you could imagine. I guess it was my way of dealing with the kinship I felt for the trans community without really addressing my true feelings. (Random Cis Boy looks alarmed, then sprouts cat ears) RANDOM CIS BOY(?): Oh... oh God oh God DISGRUNTLED CATGIRL: Totally called it. GIRLFRIEND #1: Ah! The miracle of birth!
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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teaberryblue.net
Friends, I have just discovered the existence of PEZUZAHS which are apparently PEZ DISPENSERS TURNED INTO (EXPENSIVE) MEZUZAH CASES.

www.pezuzah.com/shop
A Pez dispenser of Garfield turned into a mezuzah, priced at $89.00.
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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taliadoesrpgs.smallbird.social
My sale on #theWondersofMundus series ends in just over a day and a half!

Read my cyberpunk isekai tale of someone realizing that being a woman - a foxgirl healer who knows kung fu - rules, and who uses her powers to befriend and defend the locals from nazi-ass Griefers!

tinyurl.com/itchbfstwom
Black Friday Creator Day 2025 - Book 3.0 Preorder by Talia
A bundle by Talia
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December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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direkris.itch.io
Caiman from Dorohedoro with a badly drawn speech arrow implying he’s speaking the quoted skeet.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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comraderobot.bsky.social
dr bronners should make an energy drink
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
alqemizzy.bsky.social
despite everything I'm still a shapeshifter at heart. just replaced magical methodology for digital model editing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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justinmcelroy.bsky.social
This is astounding
gingerbearart.bsky.social Ginger 🐻✨ @gingerbearart.bsky.social · 7d
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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charlybird.bsky.social
Picture of a cat shouting "WHY IS IT DECEMBER"
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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abegoldfarb.bsky.social
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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zeekayart.bsky.social
fuck you Judy hopps and Nick wilde
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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clowndepot.mariogolf.info
remade gentlementlemen in HD because a version didnt exist in HD with the samples actually in sync with the song
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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victorperfecto.bsky.social
Oh my god
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
karoline.bsky.social Karoline @karoline.bsky.social · 5d
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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ligmiblin.bsky.social
Ligmiblin bros, rise up!
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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aplante.com
won't have em for this weekend, but i've been getting a few more people at my table than I'd like lately asking *very pointedly* if i drew everything myself, so i designed a new sticker this afternoon that will hopefully quell some of those concerns.

#art
an illustrated sticker design in bright colours a "no parking anytime" sign, but half the letters have faded away to read "NO AI ANYTIME" and the no parking symbol has been spray painted to with a dripping red circle crossing out black dripping AI letters
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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organiccyborg.bsky.social
Queen from Deltarune saying "it's called women kissing look it up on your personal computer"
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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rcolesworthy.bsky.social
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
A six-panel comic. In the first panel, a yellow warbler says "Hey so I'm going to go out on a limb here." In panels two through five, the warbler hops along a long branch against a blue sky with clouds. In panel 6, it stops at the end of the branch and sings.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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wayneradio.tv
Is it really that, time, again?

It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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ironspike.bsky.social
My life would be easier if I had fewer ideas
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM