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I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers. They/Them
New mortal sin just dropped:
Making my world-famous mac and cheese with raisins for Thanksgiving dinner
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
New mortal sin just dropped:
You signed an NDA!!!!!1!!
bad news: i'm posting this from heaven and it's an HOA up here
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You signed an NDA!!!!!1!!
What We Dune in the Shadows
Dune and Duner
Dune, Where's My Car?
July 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
What We Dune in the Shadows
I’ve got good news for everyone who has been praying for the rich to get richer!
July 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’ve got good news for everyone who has been praying for the rich to get richer!
In an age of information, gullibility is a choice. www.theamericansaga.com/p/the-telepa...
"The Telepathy Tapes" is Taking America by Storm. But it Has its Roots in Old Autism Controversies.
"The Telepathy Tapes" is a very well-produced podcast. But even the top expert it relies on has her doubts.
www.theamericansaga.com
July 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
In an age of information, gullibility is a choice. www.theamericansaga.com/p/the-telepa...
Church is canceled due to budget cuts.
July 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Church is canceled due to budget cuts.
I think I’ll go down to Earth and check on My favorite river, the Colorado. It’s been a few centuries since I’ve splashed around corporally in it.
July 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think I’ll go down to Earth and check on My favorite river, the Colorado. It’s been a few centuries since I’ve splashed around corporally in it.
I didn’t want to be the One to say it, but…
we may actually be beyond salvation
July 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I didn’t want to be the One to say it, but…
Send Me some new ideas for ways to torture people in Hell.
June 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Send Me some new ideas for ways to torture people in Hell.
How many problems would be solved if the moment a person banked their one billionth dollar they were publicly dismembered?
June 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
How many problems would be solved if the moment a person banked their one billionth dollar they were publicly dismembered?
Humanity may not be perfect, but it’s nothing a little eternal torture can’t fix.
June 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Humanity may not be perfect, but it’s nothing a little eternal torture can’t fix.
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A pigeon zombie would just act like a regular pigeon I bet
June 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A pigeon zombie would just act like a regular pigeon I bet
Church is canceled because Jesus is very disappointed in you.
June 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Church is canceled because Jesus is very disappointed in you.
Transgender people have always existed and will always exist. People who attack them are the biggest fucking losers in the galaxy and must be laughed at, loudly and scornfully.
June 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Transgender people have always existed and will always exist. People who attack them are the biggest fucking losers in the galaxy and must be laughed at, loudly and scornfully.
Church is canceled due to brunch.
June 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Church is canceled due to brunch.
Humans, have you tried putting the dumbest, evilest people in charge?
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Humans, have you tried putting the dumbest, evilest people in charge?
Mr. Rogers taught Us to look for the helpers, but maybe it’s also good to look for the profiteers.
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Mr. Rogers taught Us to look for the helpers, but maybe it’s also good to look for the profiteers.
It’s looking like humanity is too stupid to survive. They had a good run!
May 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s looking like humanity is too stupid to survive. They had a good run!
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hypocrisy is the cornerstone of christianity
May 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
hypocrisy is the cornerstone of christianity
No, I dont think I will. www.indexjournal.com/news/blessin...
Blessing of the River: Church service at Ware Shoals park calls on the Lord to end drownings
WARE SHOALS — Grief is a process.
www.indexjournal.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
No, I dont think I will. www.indexjournal.com/news/blessin...
Congratulations to Phil for going 24 hours without saying anything hateful or idiotic!
May 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Congratulations to Phil for going 24 hours without saying anything hateful or idiotic!