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· Nov 20
The Pop Priestess Newsletter | Allyssa Capri | Substack
Your guide to unpacking pop culture, entertainment, and social mores through a lens of curiosity. Editorials, reviews, love letters, opinions, and bffr commentary that invite you to dig deeper. Click ...
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Nuanced pop culture takes, musings, attempts at humor, and social commentary in your inbox every 2 weeks!
Nuanced pop culture takes, musings, attempts at humor, and social commentary in your inbox every 2 weeks!
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Being cishet, playing lesbians
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Being cishet, playing lesbians
June 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Natasha Lyonne Gina Gershon
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Being cishet, playing lesbians
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Being cishet, playing lesbians
Did you really re-appropriate the cover of The New Jim Crow for this thumbnail? Is that what I'm seeing here?
Today marks the third anniversary of the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.
What's happened since?
A record number of women have been prosecuted. Pregnancy loss is now considered extremely suspicious, even when it has nothing to do with abortion.
What's happened since?
A record number of women have been prosecuted. Pregnancy loss is now considered extremely suspicious, even when it has nothing to do with abortion.
Criminalizing pregnancy: A record number of women were prosecuted the year after Dobbs
They were targeted for substance use, miscarriages, and stillbirths, largely driven by fetal personhood laws.
www.motherjones.com
June 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Did you really re-appropriate the cover of The New Jim Crow for this thumbnail? Is that what I'm seeing here?
I'm so worried for my kid(s), man.
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. threatened to bar government scientists from publishing in major medical journals, saying on a podcast that three top journals were “corrupt” and influenced by pharmaceutical companies.
RFK Jr. threatens to bar government scientists from publishing in leading medical journals
The health secretary said the New England Journal of Medicine, the Journal of the American Medical Association, and The Lancet are in bed with pharma.
www.politico.com
May 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm so worried for my kid(s), man.
litist Lilo & Stitch/kids movie discourse makes more sense if you realize the negativity is coming from Gen Z pseudo-intellectuals who did not grow up with the absolute renaissance of children's films and TV shows that Millennials did.
May 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
litist Lilo & Stitch/kids movie discourse makes more sense if you realize the negativity is coming from Gen Z pseudo-intellectuals who did not grow up with the absolute renaissance of children's films and TV shows that Millennials did.
Okada/Omega fanboys cry!!!! THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Okada/Omega fanboys cry!!!! THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
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my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities
May 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities
I know I'm a good writer because I just almost exceeded my word limit writing about a show I've literally never seen lol
And it wasn't bullshitting either!
And it wasn't bullshitting either!
May 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I know I'm a good writer because I just almost exceeded my word limit writing about a show I've literally never seen lol
And it wasn't bullshitting either!
And it wasn't bullshitting either!
Sometimes I get really, really upset that my dad didn't live long enough to see The Last Dance. A massive MJ fan. Would've been the highlight of his life and payoff of all his Bulls knowledge.
May 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sometimes I get really, really upset that my dad didn't live long enough to see The Last Dance. A massive MJ fan. Would've been the highlight of his life and payoff of all his Bulls knowledge.
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Three Memphis police officers have been found not guilty of all state charges in the killing of Tyre Nichols
Memphis police officers found not guilty of all state charges in Tyre Nichols beating death
Defendants Tadarrius Bean, Demetrius Haley and Justin Smith were accused of fatally beating the 29-year-old Black man on Jan. 7, 2023.
www.nbcnews.com
May 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Three Memphis police officers have been found not guilty of all state charges in the killing of Tyre Nichols
Bog witch energy
Dawn over the River Medway, the Kingdom of Kent
Photo by my lovely wife
Photo by my lovely wife
April 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Bog witch energy
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April 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hearing people GUSH about women's wrestling gives me life like few other things can. Goddamn. I love when women lace up the boots and go to work.
(Or in other words, fine I will pay for Peacock to watch Rhea/Iyo/Bianca)
(Or in other words, fine I will pay for Peacock to watch Rhea/Iyo/Bianca)
April 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hearing people GUSH about women's wrestling gives me life like few other things can. Goddamn. I love when women lace up the boots and go to work.
(Or in other words, fine I will pay for Peacock to watch Rhea/Iyo/Bianca)
(Or in other words, fine I will pay for Peacock to watch Rhea/Iyo/Bianca)
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Living Colour still fucks, Fightful can confirm
April 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Living Colour still fucks, Fightful can confirm
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michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
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there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.
Are Monday scaries a thing
April 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Are Monday scaries a thing
RFK D** Challenge
RFK is a eugenics freak first and foremost and everything falls downstream from that. he *wants* excess deaths. he thinks that only the "fit" should survive.
These motherfuckers are going to kill children. I've been saying it for a year, but RFK Jr might as well be a serial murderer.
Watch: they'll start vaccine *bans* within a year.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/h...
Watch: they'll start vaccine *bans* within a year.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/h...
March 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
RFK D** Challenge
GOOD
HOUSTON (AP) — Texas board denies parole for Yolanda Saldívar, who was convicted of killing Tejano music icon Selena in 1995.
March 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
GOOD
I've taken up a new hobby, as I am contractually obligated to by my brain to maintain optimal stimulation.
The hobby is home manicures. Anyways when they chip I feel like a disappointed parent upset with her children (my polish)
The hobby is home manicures. Anyways when they chip I feel like a disappointed parent upset with her children (my polish)
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I've taken up a new hobby, as I am contractually obligated to by my brain to maintain optimal stimulation.
The hobby is home manicures. Anyways when they chip I feel like a disappointed parent upset with her children (my polish)
The hobby is home manicures. Anyways when they chip I feel like a disappointed parent upset with her children (my polish)
They new Blue's Clues guy Josh is cute and I personally find that to be an issue
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They new Blue's Clues guy Josh is cute and I personally find that to be an issue
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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Another issue is that the Valnet model has proven so profitable that other digital publishing corporations are replicating it in terms of SEO content mining.
And the thing people don’t want to accept — it works. Those piece DO outperform original writing.
www.thewrap.com/valent-labor...
And the thing people don’t want to accept — it works. Those piece DO outperform original writing.
www.thewrap.com/valent-labor...
Valnet Blues: How Online Porn Pioneer Hassan Youssef Built a Digital Media 'Sweatshop'
The owner of entertainment websites Screen Rant, Collider, CBR and MovieWeb faces a lawsuit over exploitative work conditions.
www.thewrap.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Another issue is that the Valnet model has proven so profitable that other digital publishing corporations are replicating it in terms of SEO content mining.
And the thing people don’t want to accept — it works. Those piece DO outperform original writing.
www.thewrap.com/valent-labor...
And the thing people don’t want to accept — it works. Those piece DO outperform original writing.
www.thewrap.com/valent-labor...
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The administration is removing phone support for Soc Security recipients. Making it more difficult for seniors to get their checks. It’s a back door way to cut SS benefits. Horrific.
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
benefit.me
March 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The administration is removing phone support for Soc Security recipients. Making it more difficult for seniors to get their checks. It’s a back door way to cut SS benefits. Horrific.
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
My husband's job has a really fucked up pay system where the managers above him have commission pay determined by how much their inferiors make/restaurant success.
The FOH manager made a decision that employees have to pay for everything they eat. At the restaurant. They. Work. At.
The FOH manager made a decision that employees have to pay for everything they eat. At the restaurant. They. Work. At.
March 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My husband's job has a really fucked up pay system where the managers above him have commission pay determined by how much their inferiors make/restaurant success.
The FOH manager made a decision that employees have to pay for everything they eat. At the restaurant. They. Work. At.
The FOH manager made a decision that employees have to pay for everything they eat. At the restaurant. They. Work. At.