Allyssa Capri ♡
@allyssacapri.bsky.social
31 | culture writer | bylines: /Film, Catapult mag, The Take on YT, others | witch wannabe | cinnamon spiced woo woo loudmouth hoochie mama🌙✨️🪷🌿🍄
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Okada/Omega fanboys cry!!!! THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Okada/Omega fanboys cry!!!! THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
I'd simply risk it all
February 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'd simply risk it all
Was supposed to go to the gym today but our washing machine is broken, the new one hasn't come yet, and I only have two sports bras that are still dirty from last week
February 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was supposed to go to the gym today but our washing machine is broken, the new one hasn't come yet, and I only have two sports bras that are still dirty from last week
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Sorry I cheated
Sorry I cheated
November 27, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Sorry I cheated
Sorry I cheated
I love that no one I know irl follows me here. I can be open about the fact that my husband/partner and I are queer and not dance around it. Double online life be annoying sometimes!
November 23, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I love that no one I know irl follows me here. I can be open about the fact that my husband/partner and I are queer and not dance around it. Double online life be annoying sometimes!
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I want the Wicked press tour/movie rollout/sequel to be done so we can get the old Ariana back and away from that insufferable humorless baldie idc idc
November 20, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I want the Wicked press tour/movie rollout/sequel to be done so we can get the old Ariana back and away from that insufferable humorless baldie idc idc
I got the fuckin tattoo
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I got the fuckin tattoo
What the FUCK is this
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
What the FUCK is this
