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Allyssa Capri ♡
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31 | culture writer | bylines: /Film, Catapult mag, The Take on YT, others | witch wannabe | cinnamon spiced woo woo loudmouth hoochie mama🌙✨️🪷🌿🍄
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Chelsea Fagan by chance.....? (I saw her IG story lol)
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The fact that people are more willing to believe this with Michelle Yeoh, who is older and could believably be losing body mass, over The Other Two is laughable. I hate stan culture.

Some of us didn't spend the entire 2000s being shown/educated about EDs to be gaslit like this
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just imagined you with a Ricki Lake style talk show where you do this and interview people and you hand them tissues as they sob on an obnoxiously colored couch
June 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The lack of shitposts and humor is fr the thing that keeps me off this site 😭 a bunch of corny humorless people!
June 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
or b) condense Abby's story to include more familiar characters like Ellie and Dina, and in doing so bastardizing the entire moral point of the game. Ugh.
They also made Ellie a lot dumber in the show than the games. Game Ellie was more cunning; show Ellie needs Dina to explain everything to her 🙄
May 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Because they chose to do this season as just Ellie's half of the game, now they're setting themselves up to either a) have the fanbase be shocked and pissed when next season is mostly Abby — which is A BIG REASON FANS WERE PISSED WITH THE GAME —
May 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Exactly. I was really rooting for this season to be good since I was an outlier in loving the second game, but they took so many missteps with the story. Namely, having the opportunity to tell both Abby and Ellie's stories simultaneously to create more moral tension between the two perspectives.
May 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They don't know how good it used to be and they're also not having kids yet (or ever) so it's real easy to judge others for consuming the crumbs we're getting now.
May 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The thing I really don't like about the second season (and probably third) is the show working overtime to make Ellie's actions righteous/her as still Good. A more media literate public would allow for her to be more objectionable but they feel like they have to make everyone black and white
May 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Especially since the game did no such thing
May 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
And if I say hers is better.....🙈
May 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Did these people not watch M3GAN?
May 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They deadass just played the show on an LED outside the stadium like that??? Lmao
April 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM