aliendave
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I stand for the Cave 76 national anthem.
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
the only tragic thing is the boring, soulless cgi set
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
the only tragic thing is the boring, soulless cgi set
how does charlie kirk still have a show
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
how does charlie kirk still have a show
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50 years ago but also today?
Network (1976) - The World Is a Business Scene | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
50 years ago but also today?
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As long as I'm sharing Tony's non-writing work, these are two of my favorites--a birthday present he made for me in 2018. Needless to say, I treasure these.
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
As long as I'm sharing Tony's non-writing work, these are two of my favorites--a birthday present he made for me in 2018. Needless to say, I treasure these.
And then compare him in 2016 vs talking to Howard Stern in like 1992 and it's a different person again. He's been declining for a while.
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
And then compare him in 2016 vs talking to Howard Stern in like 1992 and it's a different person again. He's been declining for a while.
what in the name of howard beale is going on over there
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
what in the name of howard beale is going on over there
Even you I don't think could come up with something more horrifying than that
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Even you I don't think could come up with something more horrifying than that
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it's so cool to say this while projecting $25bn in revenue from selling AI servers this year. it rocks
DELL EXEC: Consumers are “not buying based on AI. In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific outcome."
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
Dell seems to be the first to realise we don't actually care about AI PCs
"What we've learned over the course of this year, from a consumer perspective, is they're not buying based on AI."
www.pcgamer.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
it's so cool to say this while projecting $25bn in revenue from selling AI servers this year. it rocks
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To be clear, someone probably related to a government official, did insider trading on war, made money, and quickly dumped it into the safe asset we all know and love: FartCoin
Update: someone dug into the wallets connected the the wallet used here and found that it was connected to an ENS domain called Stevencharles.sol
Steve Witkoff's middle name is Charles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_W...
Steve Witkoff's middle name is Charles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_W...
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
To be clear, someone probably related to a government official, did insider trading on war, made money, and quickly dumped it into the safe asset we all know and love: FartCoin
how many peoples homes are you willing to personally demolish to cut 4 minutes off your commute?
Jeff Jacoby has a Globe opinion today about how great Dallas is at moving cars, how much he loved the High Five Interchange, and how Boston's multimodal mobility solutions will never work for him specifically (or his straw men).
Anyway here is the area of the interchange overlayed on Boston.
Anyway here is the area of the interchange overlayed on Boston.
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
how many peoples homes are you willing to personally demolish to cut 4 minutes off your commute?
but the turtleneck cas
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
but the turtleneck cas
May his memory be a blessing
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
May his memory be a blessing
junkies knew trump was going to win so they all got clean
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
junkies knew trump was going to win so they all got clean
Paul Williams is a godlike figure in my house
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Paul Williams is a godlike figure in my house
He's fired?! But it's Christmas!
Oh thank you! Call accounting. Stop his bonus.
Oh thank you! Call accounting. Stop his bonus.
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He's fired?! But it's Christmas!
Oh thank you! Call accounting. Stop his bonus.
Oh thank you! Call accounting. Stop his bonus.
When Gonzalez is guarding you
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When Gonzalez is guarding you
leadership of that league seems to determined to take all the momentum they've been building and use it to direct themselves straight into a brick wall
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
leadership of that league seems to determined to take all the momentum they've been building and use it to direct themselves straight into a brick wall
not remembering doctor dolittle makes me like him more
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
not remembering doctor dolittle makes me like him more
the dude got away, drove to another state and killed someone else. how exactly did you got him?
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the dude got away, drove to another state and killed someone else. how exactly did you got him?
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I'm sorry: I'm glad the Brown shooter has been found, but watching law enforcement officials take a victory lap and praise each other feels kinda gross? Given how the FBI messed up by leaking the name of an innocent person and that a random 48-year-old guy avoided capture for days, no time to brag
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm sorry: I'm glad the Brown shooter has been found, but watching law enforcement officials take a victory lap and praise each other feels kinda gross? Given how the FBI messed up by leaking the name of an innocent person and that a random 48-year-old guy avoided capture for days, no time to brag