Alfoldem
@alfoldem.bsky.social
Man Yoo and stuff 👋
And probably dog pics 🐶
And probably dog pics 🐶
Refreshingly honest 👍
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Refreshingly honest 👍
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The last time Carrick & Arteta faced off: United 3 Arsenal 2
Run it back!
Run it back!
January 25, 2026 at 9:25 AM
The last time Carrick & Arteta faced off: United 3 Arsenal 2
Run it back!
Run it back!
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Dang again 🤣
Saw the score was 2-0 then they got it back to 2-2, checked again assuming they'd nick it in the 97th minute...
Saw the score was 2-0 then they got it back to 2-2, checked again assuming they'd nick it in the 97th minute...
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Dang again 🤣
Saw the score was 2-0 then they got it back to 2-2, checked again assuming they'd nick it in the 97th minute...
Saw the score was 2-0 then they got it back to 2-2, checked again assuming they'd nick it in the 97th minute...
15 yrs ago today I saw something that really tickled me, and not one person since then has found this as funny as I do 🤷
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
15 yrs ago today I saw something that really tickled me, and not one person since then has found this as funny as I do 🤷
Just seen a sticker (complete with hashtag) on the back of a car that I'm not sure how to feel about...
#moistasyergran 😳
#moistasyergran 😳
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Just seen a sticker (complete with hashtag) on the back of a car that I'm not sure how to feel about...
#moistasyergran 😳
#moistasyergran 😳
Some Derby Comms 👍
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January 19, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Some Derby Comms 👍
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Was just saying the same to the boys last night 🙄
Elon Musk: AI5 delivers Hopper-class performance in a single-SoC configuration and Blackwell-class performance in a dual configuration—while costing far less and using much less power.
January 19, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Was just saying the same to the boys last night 🙄
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Contrary to what the media will tell you, this Man United side aren’t in turmoil. 2 league defeats in 15 will tell you that. So not completely surprised by that half. Clearly the better side, but we need to capitalise. Can’t see us keeping a clean sheet, so goals are needed. Enjoying it!
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Contrary to what the media will tell you, this Man United side aren’t in turmoil. 2 league defeats in 15 will tell you that. So not completely surprised by that half. Clearly the better side, but we need to capitalise. Can’t see us keeping a clean sheet, so goals are needed. Enjoying it!
Just retire already Wellbeck 😮💨
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Just retire already Wellbeck 😮💨
Sesko to bag tonight 👍
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Sesko to bag tonight 👍
In non-Utd news, West Ham are even further in the shit 😂
West Ham in the shit and I'm all here for it 😂
January 7, 2026 at 6:48 AM
In non-Utd news, West Ham are even further in the shit 😂
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There’s a lot of ‘you lot just have no patience for a proper rebuild/reset!’ going around, predictably. Thing is, any rebuild/long-term project has to have something about it that makes you believe it’ll come good and the ‘pain’ along the way will be worth it.
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
There’s a lot of ‘you lot just have no patience for a proper rebuild/reset!’ going around, predictably. Thing is, any rebuild/long-term project has to have something about it that makes you believe it’ll come good and the ‘pain’ along the way will be worth it.
Is this how long a deal for Maresca takes to agree?
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Darren Fletcher will be in charge of Manchester United for at least two games. [@MikeKeegan_DM] #mufc
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Is this how long a deal for Maresca takes to agree?
Liverpool have had fans calling for Slot to go this season, same with city fans over the last 18 months, Arsenal fans saying Arteta has to go if he can't win the league this season.
Less said about Chelsea the better.
Large fan bases have a mix of all sorts.
Less said about Chelsea the better.
Large fan bases have a mix of all sorts.
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Liverpool have had fans calling for Slot to go this season, same with city fans over the last 18 months, Arsenal fans saying Arteta has to go if he can't win the league this season.
Less said about Chelsea the better.
Large fan bases have a mix of all sorts.
Less said about Chelsea the better.
Large fan bases have a mix of all sorts.
Been walking this way for ages, Aerosmith. Please advise!
Still holding out for a hero, Bonnie Tyler. Please advise.
Jeremy spoke in class again today, Pearl Jam, please advise
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Been walking this way for ages, Aerosmith. Please advise!
And so we go again, FFS 😮💨
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 AM
And so we go again, FFS 😮💨
First working Monday of the year!
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 AM
First working Monday of the year!
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If I was starting a punk band right now I'd call it 'Due Process'
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If I was starting a punk band right now I'd call it 'Due Process'
Tech support with the internet provider 😡
1hr 20mins, 3 different people, 2 different dept's, zero progress made, day ruined 🗑️
1hr 20mins, 3 different people, 2 different dept's, zero progress made, day ruined 🗑️
a sign that says diplein on the top of it
ALT: a sign that says diplein on the top of it
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Tech support with the internet provider 😡
1hr 20mins, 3 different people, 2 different dept's, zero progress made, day ruined 🗑️
1hr 20mins, 3 different people, 2 different dept's, zero progress made, day ruined 🗑️
Lol at this joker 👇
Sesko to bag a couple tonight, let's go!
#UTFR
#UTFR
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lol at this joker 👇