Alex Jennings
@alexjennings.bsky.social
World Fantasy Award nominee
Compton Crook winner
Speculative Poetry reviewer for F&SF
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Compton Crook winner
Speculative Poetry reviewer for F&SF
Buy The Ballad of Perilous Graves wherever books are sold.
https://tinyurl.com/2dazncx8
Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/AlexJennings79
I honestly thought that by now, the ruling class would have debuted a genuine replacement to the Concorde. Instead, they’re so busy stealing and hoarding everybody’s money, and they’re not even building cool shit.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I honestly thought that by now, the ruling class would have debuted a genuine replacement to the Concorde. Instead, they’re so busy stealing and hoarding everybody’s money, and they’re not even building cool shit.
Now that we live in Chicagoland, I DESPERATELY want to meet Mayor Beetlejuice in person.
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Now that we live in Chicagoland, I DESPERATELY want to meet Mayor Beetlejuice in person.
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Epstein has released more new material since his death than Michael Jackson
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Epstein has released more new material since his death than Michael Jackson
I finally watched Precious (basedonthenovelPushbySapphire) this week and now I’m working on a spec script for PRECIOUS vs BLINDSIDE: Hard Luck & Hard Knocks. Dom Toretto shows up at the end.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I finally watched Precious (basedonthenovelPushbySapphire) this week and now I’m working on a spec script for PRECIOUS vs BLINDSIDE: Hard Luck & Hard Knocks. Dom Toretto shows up at the end.
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Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
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I'm a sick man for laughing so hard at this
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm a sick man for laughing so hard at this
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
Just heard today that Elon Musk tried to buy the Saints and was rejected. I love New Orleans.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just heard today that Elon Musk tried to buy the Saints and was rejected. I love New Orleans.
I’ve reached that stage of weight loss where my wedding ring can slip off without my feeling it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’ve reached that stage of weight loss where my wedding ring can slip off without my feeling it.
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Call them. Tell them not to surrender.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Call them. Tell them not to surrender.
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folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
JUST NOW: Donald Trump gets loudly BOOED by the crowd at the Commanders game. What a loser!
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
It’s super fun to think about how every American city has luxury condos and apartments sitting vacant AND people sleeping on the street. Very good and VERY cool.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s super fun to think about how every American city has luxury condos and apartments sitting vacant AND people sleeping on the street. Very good and VERY cool.
Just forcibly reminded that we never got a sequel to Detective Pikachu. It is SO WRONG. We should have two more movies by now with a tv show on the way.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just forcibly reminded that we never got a sequel to Detective Pikachu. It is SO WRONG. We should have two more movies by now with a tv show on the way.
This thing of making pumpkin pie with chocolate chip cookie crust just strikes me as stupid. First of all, using store-bought cookie dough lets me know y’ain’t even serious to begin with.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This thing of making pumpkin pie with chocolate chip cookie crust just strikes me as stupid. First of all, using store-bought cookie dough lets me know y’ain’t even serious to begin with.
Shouldn’t Mon El from DC Comics be… Jamaican????
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Shouldn’t Mon El from DC Comics be… Jamaican????
The latest on my recovery and a few other things: tinyurl.com/paphf978
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November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The latest on my recovery and a few other things: tinyurl.com/paphf978
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Excellent, may I live to see that day!
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Excellent, may I live to see that day!
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Call me controversial, but technology that leads vulnerable people into crisis and even holds their hand as they die by suicide should not be endorsed by schools and universities, we should not be giving discounted subscriptions to this monstrous tech to young people AT ALL
The boyfriend of a friend of my son's has spent several weeks in a psych ward due to Chat GPT induced psychosis. He isn't suicidal but AI encouraged him down a toxic and paranoid wormhole until he became completely delusional. Evil stuff.
1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Call me controversial, but technology that leads vulnerable people into crisis and even holds their hand as they die by suicide should not be endorsed by schools and universities, we should not be giving discounted subscriptions to this monstrous tech to young people AT ALL
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This is not a guy who's just gonna leave when he loses. Hope we are all prepared for that. He's building the world's most garish bunker under that ballroom, guaranteed.
Trump: "They're gonna make DC a state and they're gonna make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, four senators. They're gonna pick up electoral votes. It's gonna be a very, very bad situation. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never obtain power."
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is not a guy who's just gonna leave when he loses. Hope we are all prepared for that. He's building the world's most garish bunker under that ballroom, guaranteed.
Joint sequel series to Homicide: Life on the Street and Cars. Everybody is a talking car, and the theme song is by The Cars, and it’s called Homicide: Vehicular.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Joint sequel series to Homicide: Life on the Street and Cars. Everybody is a talking car, and the theme song is by The Cars, and it’s called Homicide: Vehicular.
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Two years after the deadliest mass shooting in state history, Maine residents are voting on whether to make it easier for family members to petition a court to restrict a potentially dangerous person’s access to guns.
Maine to vote on proposed red flag gun law inspired by mass shooting that killed 18
Two years after the deadliest mass shooting in Maine's history, voters are considering whether to make it easier for family members to petition a court to restrict a potentially dangerous person’s access to guns.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Two years after the deadliest mass shooting in state history, Maine residents are voting on whether to make it easier for family members to petition a court to restrict a potentially dangerous person’s access to guns.
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Not an American but can someone please tell me why the President gets to dole out federal funds like a parent giving out an allowance based on which kids he likes at the moment?
That’s your system of government that I’m paying taxes into?
That’s your system of government that I’m paying taxes into?
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not an American but can someone please tell me why the President gets to dole out federal funds like a parent giving out an allowance based on which kids he likes at the moment?
That’s your system of government that I’m paying taxes into?
That’s your system of government that I’m paying taxes into?
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Reveling in cruelty
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reveling in cruelty
My wife left to run errands a little while ago, and we didn’t turn on any lights. Now it’s getting dark, and my son, (who is a dog) keeps asking, “ARE WE GOTH NOW???”
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My wife left to run errands a little while ago, and we didn’t turn on any lights. Now it’s getting dark, and my son, (who is a dog) keeps asking, “ARE WE GOTH NOW???”
I keep seeing food reels where people fry boiled eggs and it makes me feel insane. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I keep seeing food reels where people fry boiled eggs and it makes me feel insane. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?