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luckless pedestrian
@aleums.bsky.social
30, white, they/he

Electronic musician samaleums.bandcamp.com
Cassette Tapes
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I’ll bet any amount of money that the only reason Autecher are playing shows in the pitch dark is because they don’t want people to find out that all the music is just made on computers. When they turn the lights on when everybody goes home, you think they got a bunch of guitars up there?? 🤣 NO WAY!
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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If a cassette falls on the floor, you can still listen to it as long as you picked it up within 5 seconds. If it was on the floor for longer than that, then you should throw it away or flush it down the toilet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hey guys how's the web site going
October 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
it takes a nathan of fillions to hold us back
September 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Piss
September 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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alright, i think i've figured out how to forge a powerful blade from the horns of ten uranicorns (uranium unicorns), a silver crucifix, and some pleather (for wrapping the handle). now i just need someone to get me the damn things. no way am i carrying all of that myself
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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In the US when the waiter takes your credit card from the table. He is shoving it up his ass. That's why they do it in the US but in Canada you can just pay at the table because the waiter doesn't have to shove your credit card up his ass.
June 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
May 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's my 30th birthday. Any advice?
May 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
hi reddit, I'm disarming a bomb. should I cut the red or the blue wire?

edit: wow this blew up
May 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We need federal subsidies for mobs so that we can have proper raves
April 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Let's see what happens if I spoof the article metadata from the backend...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Elon Musk sent to Guantanamo after his Cybertruck explodes outside White House | BBC News
Tesla stock jumps 250% on news that Musk would be unable to run the company from his cell
www.bbc.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
April 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
KNOW YOUR YEAHS
normal - yeah
horny - yeag
stoned - yeaj
sick - yeab
365 days - year
April 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Shrektwo is a beautiful name for a baby girl
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
high-fructose corn's europe
April 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just got out of the hospital for surgery, a nerve transplant in my neck. The fallout? New vagus
April 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
huh, david bowie's Low is a really good record. Has anybody else noticed this
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
They call it Omelas 360 because when you see that child you turn 360 degrees and walk away
March 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Whenever i am disrespected by a barista i pick up the tip cup and drink all the coins
March 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do they let you post audio here yet
March 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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wandering the streets looking for the exactly three appalachian coal miners who are the sole members of the Real working class
die motherfucker, die
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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livestreaming myself eating sawdust and motor oil, the only non-woke food items left. getting called a 'cuck' by other anti-woke streamers after it comes out motor oil has been 30% vaccines by volume since fdr
July 22, 2023 at 10:02 PM
*holding a tote bag that reads BARRYTOWN HIGH CONCERT BAND*
Whoa... This guy's good
March 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM