NOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS
@dmarkh.bsky.social
I AM A 7 FOOT TALL DRAGON PIRATE
Me every time I walk into the room designed for people to piss and shit and fart in: Why the FUCK does it smell like piss and shit and fart in here
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Me every time I walk into the room designed for people to piss and shit and fart in: Why the FUCK does it smell like piss and shit and fart in here
Don't let absolute dogshit be the enemy of fine
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Don't let absolute dogshit be the enemy of fine
MY FELLOW COMRADES we will MARCH on MUNCHIES CHIPS HEADQUARTERS and DEMAND they remove the FUCKING PRETZELS from their product or at least offer a version without PRETZELS or maybe 50% LESS PRETZELS our VOICES WILL BE HEARD!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
MY FELLOW COMRADES we will MARCH on MUNCHIES CHIPS HEADQUARTERS and DEMAND they remove the FUCKING PRETZELS from their product or at least offer a version without PRETZELS or maybe 50% LESS PRETZELS our VOICES WILL BE HEARD!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!
You know who I hate? Those "hate is a strong word" mfers
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You know who I hate? Those "hate is a strong word" mfers
Purposefully lowercasing when my phone automatically capitalizes the name of a brand or company
I'm fighting capitalism on two different angles
I'm fighting capitalism on two different angles
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Purposefully lowercasing when my phone automatically capitalizes the name of a brand or company
I'm fighting capitalism on two different angles
I'm fighting capitalism on two different angles
Just invented the coolest person ever: Unproblematic Steve Harvey
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just invented the coolest person ever: Unproblematic Steve Harvey
Introducing: Dawnquil and Twilightquil
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Introducing: Dawnquil and Twilightquil
68 must be feeling like Squidward having 2 annoying ass neighbours
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
68 must be feeling like Squidward having 2 annoying ass neighbours
Leftovers? What about rightunders
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Leftovers? What about rightunders
The amount of dudes who will be at Halloween parties wearing blue jays jerseys as a costume tomorrow... I don't think we as a society are ready for that
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The amount of dudes who will be at Halloween parties wearing blue jays jerseys as a costume tomorrow... I don't think we as a society are ready for that
Kevin Parker what are u doing chief 😭
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Kevin Parker what are u doing chief 😭
Maybe if one sports game is enough to lock up our entire city's transportation infrastructure, then our city is broken.
We need enormous investment into transportation and radical changes in our city design.
This happens every week. "That's just the way things are" is a huge barrier to real progress
We need enormous investment into transportation and radical changes in our city design.
This happens every week. "That's just the way things are" is a huge barrier to real progress
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Maybe if one sports game is enough to lock up our entire city's transportation infrastructure, then our city is broken.
We need enormous investment into transportation and radical changes in our city design.
This happens every week. "That's just the way things are" is a huge barrier to real progress
We need enormous investment into transportation and radical changes in our city design.
This happens every week. "That's just the way things are" is a huge barrier to real progress
Using the bathroom after eating Burger King, call that a Royal Flush
August 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Using the bathroom after eating Burger King, call that a Royal Flush
Ovens take way too long to preheat. I don't have the time for this
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ovens take way too long to preheat. I don't have the time for this
Elon: I'm making a CENTRIST PARTY
Elon a day later: I PROGRAMMED MY AI TO BE A NAZI
Elon a day later: I PROGRAMMED MY AI TO BE A NAZI
July 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Elon: I'm making a CENTRIST PARTY
Elon a day later: I PROGRAMMED MY AI TO BE A NAZI
Elon a day later: I PROGRAMMED MY AI TO BE A NAZI
If ur ever calm. Just remember there are people named Mitch
July 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If ur ever calm. Just remember there are people named Mitch
Her: would you still love me if I was a worm
Me, just realizing she isn't one: um
Me, just realizing she isn't one: um
June 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Her: would you still love me if I was a worm
Me, just realizing she isn't one: um
Me, just realizing she isn't one: um
Sign language interpreter at the harsh noise show
June 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sign language interpreter at the harsh noise show
In the US when the waiter takes your credit card from the table. He is shoving it up his ass. That's why they do it in the US but in Canada you can just pay at the table because the waiter doesn't have to shove your credit card up his ass.
June 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
In the US when the waiter takes your credit card from the table. He is shoving it up his ass. That's why they do it in the US but in Canada you can just pay at the table because the waiter doesn't have to shove your credit card up his ass.
June 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
AWFUL LOTTA WHITE PEOPLE IN MINORITY REPORT
June 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
AWFUL LOTTA WHITE PEOPLE IN MINORITY REPORT
June 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Holy shit I opened Facebook for the first time in months and my feed is all bigotry and right wing propaganda hahaha what the fuck someone just burn down the internet already
June 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Holy shit I opened Facebook for the first time in months and my feed is all bigotry and right wing propaganda hahaha what the fuck someone just burn down the internet already
I opened splitwise for the first time in a while and got 5 emails telling me to get splitwise pro and literally who would spend money on that nonsense
May 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I opened splitwise for the first time in a while and got 5 emails telling me to get splitwise pro and literally who would spend money on that nonsense