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Alec Crisman
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Ph.D. in political theory. Springfield's answer to a question no one asked.

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This was a fun discussion - it was good to dive into object-level issues after so long operating in the rarefied Rawlsian space. Thanks @polphilpod.bsky.social for having me.
There's a lot of demand for a resurgent anti-Trump left but there's a real allergy to doing politics the way the broad left did politics from 2014-2024 (call it 'wokeness' as a shorthand if you want), but since institutions move slower than culture this has been hard for political orgs to navigate.
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This is what’s so goofy about a lot of the ‘protest strategy’ stuff.

“People light garbage fires to make hot rocks which can then peacefully puncture the tires of ICE vehicles” is such a crazy thing to say if you have any realistic understanding of how chaotic and improvisational most protests are.
It made absolutely zero sense. But the guys building the barricades didn’t have a plan, they just wanted to build barricades. This was incredibly clear on the ground
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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It’s incredibly obvious what the admin wants us to do, and if you’re still insisting we ought to give it to them, I have to assume you’re either 14 years old or intellectually equivalent to one
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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I don’t want ICE in my community.

I don’t want strange masked men taking my neighbors.

I don’t want strange masked men lighting fires in my city.

I want the world to see what’s happening in my community.

I want Minneapolis to be left alone and not made into a war zone.
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
look at those eyes she's about to go postal
the cosiest girl in the world 🐈‍⬛
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Think I might've played Highguard with a streamer today

deep unc moment
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Won my first ever match of Highguard

Immediately got kicked
January 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
My fiancee whenever I talk about upgrading her RTX 2080 Super
January 21, 2026 at 7:04 PM
My fiancee looks cute as all get out in her new glasses and she doesn’t believe me
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
At SPSA. Trying the gator.
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Remember: this isn’t federalism failing. This is federalism working.
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Travel with your parents. Go to their hometowns. I went to Tacoma with my father and he told me stories I hadn’t heard in my 35 years on this earth just because he had the landscape around to cue him. Do it before it’s too late.
January 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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How it’s going
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I study it for a living, but this is why, in my gut, I’ve never understood why Catholics ally with right-nationalists.

When you hang out with people who scream about ‘illegals’ and ‘Jewry’, ‘popery’ is always, always the next word outta their mouth. It takes basically nothing for them to go there.
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Here's the thing about the ICE killing: this just *is* what a wide-scale crackdown looks like. Whether it's deportation, gun confiscation, homeless relocation, whatever. The state, especially its policing arm, is a big dumb machine filled with trigger-happy morons. This is the only tool you've got.
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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A valuable cautionary note to university administrators, and a good outcome in the particular case.

clarksvillenow.com/local/apsu-t...
APSU to pay $500,000 to professor fired, then reinstated over Charlie Kirk post - ClarksvilleNow.com
Austin Peay State University will pay one of its professors $500,000 after initially firing him for a social media post in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s death.
clarksvillenow.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
So far, in this conference paper, I have managed to spell it "Deenen", "Denneen", and "Deeneen".
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Skyrim graphics mods got me droolin
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
You know, I wanted to dunk on Stranger Things, but midness was kind of the vibe this year.

I played a string of pretty mid, AA games in 2025 and I had a really great time.
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I know you’re supposed to complain about your doordasher online, but dude didn’t miss an item and packed that bag with *military* precision
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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WEEEEEEEE

I LOVE STATE COLLAPSE

I LOVE POWER VACCUMS

I LOVE ARMED GROUPS COMPETING TO CENTRALIZE THEIR POWER IN THE ABSENCE OF A LEGITIMATE MONOPOLY ON VIOLENCE

I LOVE THE SPREAD OF REGIONAL INSTABILITY

I T C A N O N L Y G O O D H A P P E N
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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personalism isn’t the right level of analysis. you have to assume instead that there are mini-trumps inside trump’s head warring for dominance
the us policy of ????????????????
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Asking ChatGPT how much I can sell my used RAM for, but having it run the query 50 times to drive up demand for RAM and thus increase my resale price.
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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before i left was talking to a coworker directly managed by a GOOG VP about the Issues and she told me that it was like being managed by a Dark Souls boss: couldn't get anything out of him other than incoherent and mournful sentence fragments about why he was obliged to do something plainly evil.
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM