Agent Smith
@agentschmith.bsky.social
@AgentSchmith in the Bad Place™
Finally attempting to make the move after more than a year.
Finally attempting to make the move after more than a year.
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If you want to know who runs this cesspit, watch pensioners get arrested in England for protesting genocide and note what we look at daily, as these terrorist groups receive public funding.
1. England v 2. What Starmer’s UK Gov imposes on 1.9 million people in N Ireland.
July 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you want to know who runs this cesspit, watch pensioners get arrested in England for protesting genocide and note what we look at daily, as these terrorist groups receive public funding.
@lmdpix.bsky.social we could have the bottom few rows sorted out rightly 😄
March 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@lmdpix.bsky.social we could have the bottom few rows sorted out rightly 😄
Glad I finally figured out where my 'safe place' is.
March 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Glad I finally figured out where my 'safe place' is.
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Don't let Ukraine distract you from Palestine.
March 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don't let Ukraine distract you from Palestine.
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This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
February 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
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TLDR; Turkey votes for Christmas.
It’s cute he thinks Trump would read this. And care if he did.
February 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
TLDR; Turkey votes for Christmas.
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Mr FREE SPEECH cancelling cartoonists
February 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mr FREE SPEECH cancelling cartoonists
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The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
February 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
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What an imbecile!
If you violate the law, saving a country is irrelevant!
That’s like a thief who stole someone’s money saying I saved them from having to go to the bank so it does not violate the law!
#DonaldTrump
If you violate the law, saving a country is irrelevant!
That’s like a thief who stole someone’s money saying I saved them from having to go to the bank so it does not violate the law!
#DonaldTrump
February 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What an imbecile!
If you violate the law, saving a country is irrelevant!
That’s like a thief who stole someone’s money saying I saved them from having to go to the bank so it does not violate the law!
#DonaldTrump
If you violate the law, saving a country is irrelevant!
That’s like a thief who stole someone’s money saying I saved them from having to go to the bank so it does not violate the law!
#DonaldTrump
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Sen. Chris Murphy D-CT on the Senate floor about President Trump's Jan. 6 pardons:
"If you beat up a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time - with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in the service of Donald Trump."
"If you beat up a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time - with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in the service of Donald Trump."
January 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sen. Chris Murphy D-CT on the Senate floor about President Trump's Jan. 6 pardons:
"If you beat up a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time - with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in the service of Donald Trump."
"If you beat up a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time - with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in the service of Donald Trump."
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
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The worst people are running the world because that is what uncontrolled Capitalism does, it gives all the money to the worst people, then it gives them all the power too.
The system must be smashed.
The system must be smashed.
January 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The worst people are running the world because that is what uncontrolled Capitalism does, it gives all the money to the worst people, then it gives them all the power too.
The system must be smashed.
The system must be smashed.
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@lmdpix.bsky.social
Lads, she finally made it 😉😂
Lads, she finally made it 😉😂
a man standing in front of a door with the words i have arrived written on it .
ALT: a man standing in front of a door with the words i have arrived written on it .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
@lmdpix.bsky.social
Lads, she finally made it 😉😂
Lads, she finally made it 😉😂
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Zuckerberg was the employee that pumped billions of dollars into the failed Metaverse.
Is there any employee at Meta who is a lower performer than Mark Zuckerberg?
Is there any employee at Meta who is a lower performer than Mark Zuckerberg?
January 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Zuckerberg was the employee that pumped billions of dollars into the failed Metaverse.
Is there any employee at Meta who is a lower performer than Mark Zuckerberg?
Is there any employee at Meta who is a lower performer than Mark Zuckerberg?
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Mark Zuckerberg slams Apple in Joe Rogan interview: ‘They haven’t invented anything great in a while’
Can anyone remind me when Mark Zuckerberg invented anything?
Don't say Facebook, he stole that.
Can anyone remind me when Mark Zuckerberg invented anything?
Don't say Facebook, he stole that.
January 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mark Zuckerberg slams Apple in Joe Rogan interview: ‘They haven’t invented anything great in a while’
Can anyone remind me when Mark Zuckerberg invented anything?
Don't say Facebook, he stole that.
Can anyone remind me when Mark Zuckerberg invented anything?
Don't say Facebook, he stole that.
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Tiktok is not going to be banned, Zuckerberg will take it over, mute all the speech he doesn't like and boost the Far Right Trump speech and it will be like Twitter for videos.
January 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tiktok is not going to be banned, Zuckerberg will take it over, mute all the speech he doesn't like and boost the Far Right Trump speech and it will be like Twitter for videos.
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You will read countless times today that the LA mayor cut the LA Fire Department's budget by $23 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
January 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You will read countless times today that the LA mayor cut the LA Fire Department's budget by $23 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
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NYT: “We interviewed an average farming family in Greenland and they expressed optimism for being purchased by the US.”
January 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
NYT: “We interviewed an average farming family in Greenland and they expressed optimism for being purchased by the US.”
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Some on the British right are all jostling to get retweeted by Elon Musk - to the point where nothing else matters.
It's as dignified as a naked mud slide at a vodka promotion... but then Mackenzie didn't have much in the first place
It's as dignified as a naked mud slide at a vodka promotion... but then Mackenzie didn't have much in the first place
January 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Some on the British right are all jostling to get retweeted by Elon Musk - to the point where nothing else matters.
It's as dignified as a naked mud slide at a vodka promotion... but then Mackenzie didn't have much in the first place
It's as dignified as a naked mud slide at a vodka promotion... but then Mackenzie didn't have much in the first place