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Fan of poop jokes
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Been watching Westerns
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Sheriff Gooper
@agentgooper.bsky.social
· Aug 23
Maximum Brosmerdrive
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
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Jalen Nailor is a better tackler than Isaiah Rodgers
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Jalen Nailor is a better tackler than Isaiah Rodgers
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Officially, Max Brosmer gets the ball and will make his first career start Sunday for the Vikings.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Officially, Max Brosmer gets the ball and will make his first career start Sunday for the Vikings.
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Maximum Brosmerdrive
August 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Maximum Brosmerdrive
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40 years ago today ROCKY IV was released in theaters.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
40 years ago today ROCKY IV was released in theaters.
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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the long tension of Ahab’s bodily strength did crack, and helplessly he yielded to his body’s doom
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the long tension of Ahab’s bodily strength did crack, and helplessly he yielded to his body’s doom
Run game good just in time for pass game bad
Vikings moving the ball with a flurry of two back runs with fullback CJ Ham helping lead the charge. Some real nice movement on double-teams and check out the WRs digging out the safeties.
Vikings are averaging 1.5 yards before contact/run this year, their best mark under KOC.
Vikings are averaging 1.5 yards before contact/run this year, their best mark under KOC.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Run game good just in time for pass game bad
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Vikings moving the ball with a flurry of two back runs with fullback CJ Ham helping lead the charge. Some real nice movement on double-teams and check out the WRs digging out the safeties.
Vikings are averaging 1.5 yards before contact/run this year, their best mark under KOC.
Vikings are averaging 1.5 yards before contact/run this year, their best mark under KOC.
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Vikings moving the ball with a flurry of two back runs with fullback CJ Ham helping lead the charge. Some real nice movement on double-teams and check out the WRs digging out the safeties.
Vikings are averaging 1.5 yards before contact/run this year, their best mark under KOC.
Vikings are averaging 1.5 yards before contact/run this year, their best mark under KOC.
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Nov 25th 1976 - Apollo Creed defended his title against Rocky Balboa for the second time to prove that Rocky going the distance the first time was a fluke.
📽️📅 Rocky II (1979)
📽️📅 Rocky II (1979)
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Nov 25th 1976 - Apollo Creed defended his title against Rocky Balboa for the second time to prove that Rocky going the distance the first time was a fluke.
📽️📅 Rocky II (1979)
📽️📅 Rocky II (1979)
Alex Colville - Arrival/Departure
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Alex Colville - Arrival/Departure
This shot from Fellowship of the Ring is still one of my all time favs.
I believe I remember hearing in the directors commentary that they used an oversized ring prop for this shot.
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing"
I believe I remember hearing in the directors commentary that they used an oversized ring prop for this shot.
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing"
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This shot from Fellowship of the Ring is still one of my all time favs.
I believe I remember hearing in the directors commentary that they used an oversized ring prop for this shot.
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing"
I believe I remember hearing in the directors commentary that they used an oversized ring prop for this shot.
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing"
So uh why is Popeyes the place doing a FNAF collab and not, say, a pizza place
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So uh why is Popeyes the place doing a FNAF collab and not, say, a pizza place
Why don't the panthers want to run the ball tonight lol
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Why don't the panthers want to run the ball tonight lol
Average Star Wars news fan account headline these days is like "Meryl Streep eyed to play Glup Shitto in rumored Rian Johnson remake of Empire Strikes Back"
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Average Star Wars news fan account headline these days is like "Meryl Streep eyed to play Glup Shitto in rumored Rian Johnson remake of Empire Strikes Back"
Joe Buck: And the field goal unit comes out for Carolina
Troy Aikman: You're absolutely right Joe and
Troy Aikman: You're absolutely right Joe and
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Joe Buck: And the field goal unit comes out for Carolina
Troy Aikman: You're absolutely right Joe and
Troy Aikman: You're absolutely right Joe and
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
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When eliminating dropbacks with quick pressures (under 2.5 seconds), J.J. McCarthy's performance against the Packers this week ranked 344th of 346 QB performances this year in EPA per dropback (-0.813) and 331st in success rate (26.7%)
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
When eliminating dropbacks with quick pressures (under 2.5 seconds), J.J. McCarthy's performance against the Packers this week ranked 344th of 346 QB performances this year in EPA per dropback (-0.813) and 331st in success rate (26.7%)
See pinned post.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
See pinned post.
Casually Explained Magnum Opus?
Casually Explained: Interior Design
YouTube video by Casually Explained
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November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Casually Explained Magnum Opus?