Aefir Stormbreaker
@aefirstormbreaker.bsky.social
Freelance vigilante for hire, DM for inquiries.
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happy tax day, america
April 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
happy tax day, america
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The Cake of Infinite Death glitch is an extremely tragic glitch in Super Mario Galaxy that can be seen by reaching a Mission 3 Launch Star in Mission 1 of Toy Time Galaxy. Luigi will be launched towards a cake, but miss, and be trapped in a death loop until his lives run out.
April 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Cake of Infinite Death glitch is an extremely tragic glitch in Super Mario Galaxy that can be seen by reaching a Mission 3 Launch Star in Mission 1 of Toy Time Galaxy. Luigi will be launched towards a cake, but miss, and be trapped in a death loop until his lives run out.
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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Alex Jones’s appeal was DENIED by the Connecticut Supreme Court, upholding our $1 billion+ verdict against him and Infowars on behalf of Sandy Hook families and a first responder.
Good day for justice. Bad day for Alex Jones.
Good day for justice. Bad day for Alex Jones.
April 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Alex Jones’s appeal was DENIED by the Connecticut Supreme Court, upholding our $1 billion+ verdict against him and Infowars on behalf of Sandy Hook families and a first responder.
Good day for justice. Bad day for Alex Jones.
Good day for justice. Bad day for Alex Jones.
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
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walking your dog is feminine. having fun is feminine. dunking your face in water is masculine. sleeping is feminine. eating lunch is masculine. eating a banana for lunch is feminine. going outside is feminine
April 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
walking your dog is feminine. having fun is feminine. dunking your face in water is masculine. sleeping is feminine. eating lunch is masculine. eating a banana for lunch is feminine. going outside is feminine
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April 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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rightwingers are just doing pure larp with this rhetoric. none of these people will work in factories. none of them will work the fields. the only reason we know of any of these people and have to hear anything they say is due to “email jobs”
April 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
rightwingers are just doing pure larp with this rhetoric. none of these people will work in factories. none of them will work the fields. the only reason we know of any of these people and have to hear anything they say is due to “email jobs”
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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/food-st...
theonion.com/food-st...
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/food-st...
theonion.com/food-st...
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during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1
YouTube video by MLYP
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
here are all the details with the archival evidence + more
timeline video:
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There is nothing wrong with the American economy that couldn’t be fixed by switching to giant stone coins as the system of currency
March 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There is nothing wrong with the American economy that couldn’t be fixed by switching to giant stone coins as the system of currency
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being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
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The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion
jobs.gusto.com
March 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
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the corner store started selling eggs by the half dozen. trump take egg
March 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the corner store started selling eggs by the half dozen. trump take egg
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