Adam Dorsey
@adamdorsey.com
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
"You can track exactly when things took a turn back to when they stopped putting the metal sleeve in with the hot pocket."
January 9, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"You can track exactly when things took a turn back to when they stopped putting the metal sleeve in with the hot pocket."
It's so weird being one of the last people who wears a mask. I was at a hospital for three hours today (for normal reasons) and I was the only person wearing a mask. I wanted to lean over to the doctor and be like "motherfucker don't you know this is where the sick people go?"
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
It's so weird being one of the last people who wears a mask. I was at a hospital for three hours today (for normal reasons) and I was the only person wearing a mask. I wanted to lean over to the doctor and be like "motherfucker don't you know this is where the sick people go?"
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
Maybe the problem is that not enough radio stations play blues on Sunday.
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Maybe the problem is that not enough radio stations play blues on Sunday.
I can't find the post, but I've been thinking daily about the person who was very excited to have a progress bar printed in a book that changed as you flipped pages, and then a person responded to the post with "you don't need that, the book is the progress bar!"
Can't get it out of my head.
Can't get it out of my head.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I can't find the post, but I've been thinking daily about the person who was very excited to have a progress bar printed in a book that changed as you flipped pages, and then a person responded to the post with "you don't need that, the book is the progress bar!"
Can't get it out of my head.
Can't get it out of my head.
Found this image on Tumblr and can't stop thinking about it.
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Found this image on Tumblr and can't stop thinking about it.
I miss going to websites. Typing in a URL and seeing what's new at the website I like.
January 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I miss going to websites. Typing in a URL and seeing what's new at the website I like.
This entire article is incredible. Insane startup speak, something called "marriage bounties," and of course matchmakers who quickly reveal themselves to be neo-nazis.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/s...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/s...
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This entire article is incredible. Insane startup speak, something called "marriage bounties," and of course matchmakers who quickly reveal themselves to be neo-nazis.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/s...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/s...
Reposting this just in case you missed it, but also because somehow I forgot to put Keeper on the list, a game I loved dearly in 2025.
Hey, my Game of the Year list is up! As with every year, I spent a lot of time thinking about this and I'd love for you to read it: ludonarrativedissonance.com/post/8049417...
Game of the Year 2025
Photo by Anthony Dixon
2025: A weird year! I think I've been introducing every one of these lists for the last decade with "a weird year!" it'd be crazy to stop now. You know, unless we actually got a...
ludonarrativedissonance.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Reposting this just in case you missed it, but also because somehow I forgot to put Keeper on the list, a game I loved dearly in 2025.
Hard to tell if my skeets been real bad or if y'all just been real quiet. The omnipresent feeling that it's just gonna be bad like this forever until each of us shuffles off this mortal coil didn't get in the way of everyone engaging with my content, did it?
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Hard to tell if my skeets been real bad or if y'all just been real quiet. The omnipresent feeling that it's just gonna be bad like this forever until each of us shuffles off this mortal coil didn't get in the way of everyone engaging with my content, did it?
Sucks a bit that there's probably no better human art form than the music video. Need to see that Rembrandt directed music video with the Offset feature. Need Charles Dickens to give us his best Hype Williams.
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Sucks a bit that there's probably no better human art form than the music video. Need to see that Rembrandt directed music video with the Offset feature. Need Charles Dickens to give us his best Hype Williams.
Made my drink too strong and now I'm trying to will a Fortnite/Tinashe collab into existence with the power of gin.
January 6, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Made my drink too strong and now I'm trying to will a Fortnite/Tinashe collab into existence with the power of gin.
Hey, my Game of the Year list is up! As with every year, I spent a lot of time thinking about this and I'd love for you to read it: ludonarrativedissonance.com/post/8049417...
Game of the Year 2025
Photo by Anthony Dixon
2025: A weird year! I think I've been introducing every one of these lists for the last decade with "a weird year!" it'd be crazy to stop now. You know, unless we actually got a...
ludonarrativedissonance.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Hey, my Game of the Year list is up! As with every year, I spent a lot of time thinking about this and I'd love for you to read it: ludonarrativedissonance.com/post/8049417...
Browsing nearby food places this morning and found a church that reviews breakfast burritos like this.
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Browsing nearby food places this morning and found a church that reviews breakfast burritos like this.
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
Spent 10 minutes scrolling through the feed at Linkedin. What the fuck is wrong with people?
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Spent 10 minutes scrolling through the feed at Linkedin. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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My Letterboxd is interesting only because I always try and watch more movies and every year I watch around 150.
Also my top director is making too many bad The Strangers movies perhaps only to win my Letterboxd.
Also my top director is making too many bad The Strangers movies perhaps only to win my Letterboxd.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
My Letterboxd is interesting only because I always try and watch more movies and every year I watch around 150.
Also my top director is making too many bad The Strangers movies perhaps only to win my Letterboxd.
Also my top director is making too many bad The Strangers movies perhaps only to win my Letterboxd.
Not trying to see your midlife crisis play out inside the Criterion Closet, bro. Save that shit for Hot Ones.
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Not trying to see your midlife crisis play out inside the Criterion Closet, bro. Save that shit for Hot Ones.
Drinking too much and playing Yakuza video games, so 2026 confirmed to be the same as every other year for me.
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Drinking too much and playing Yakuza video games, so 2026 confirmed to be the same as every other year for me.
In the end, the most terrifying thing that happened in Stranger Things was the existential passage of time that somehow turns baby children into big dumb adults.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
In the end, the most terrifying thing that happened in Stranger Things was the existential passage of time that somehow turns baby children into big dumb adults.
Happy New Years to you and yours. Hope you're celebrating however you see fit, I personally will be watching the new Paul Shaffer holiday special. youtu.be/EjP1McRPZ1E?...
Paul Shaffer's Squattin' New Year's Eve | David Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Happy New Years to you and yours. Hope you're celebrating however you see fit, I personally will be watching the new Paul Shaffer holiday special. youtu.be/EjP1McRPZ1E?...
You like using ChatGPT? Good, cuz only time I used it was to seduce your mom. It robbed the ghosts of the best artists who ever lived to write corny shit that made your mommy text me her address. Made her hotter than all the misused GPUs. Drained a naturally occurring river just to make her wet.
December 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You like using ChatGPT? Good, cuz only time I used it was to seduce your mom. It robbed the ghosts of the best artists who ever lived to write corny shit that made your mommy text me her address. Made her hotter than all the misused GPUs. Drained a naturally occurring river just to make her wet.
