Adam Dorsey
@adamdorsey.com
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
Cigar but it's made out of a pickle and I'm the coolest guy in the room sucking on a pickle spear.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Cigar but it's made out of a pickle and I'm the coolest guy in the room sucking on a pickle spear.
Work --> Buy Video Games --> Don't Play Video Games --> Work --> Buy More Video Games
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Work --> Buy Video Games --> Don't Play Video Games --> Work --> Buy More Video Games
Waiting for Woke 2 like
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Waiting for Woke 2 like
This four o'clock coffee will fix it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This four o'clock coffee will fix it.
Oh shit, I thought you guys were talking about Magic the Gathering.
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh shit, I thought you guys were talking about Magic the Gathering.
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
"Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
Don't think I've snorted enough cocaine tonight to understand Kirby Air Riders' City Trial mode.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Don't think I've snorted enough cocaine tonight to understand Kirby Air Riders' City Trial mode.
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[lying in 20 years about what shifted in 2025] yeah after huntr/x cleared the regime began to lose its ideological stranglehold
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
[lying in 20 years about what shifted in 2025] yeah after huntr/x cleared the regime began to lose its ideological stranglehold
SAME
I love Metroid Prime so much that my heart is open and ready and I am making myself vulnerable from a place of love
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
SAME
A little bit crazy how quickly every car that would be a Tesla in a movie or a TV show is now a Rivian. Like if they can make that change so completely they could make a whole lot of things better.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
A little bit crazy how quickly every car that would be a Tesla in a movie or a TV show is now a Rivian. Like if they can make that change so completely they could make a whole lot of things better.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
It's late, let's all send Cliffy B our deepest darkest questions about Jazz Jackrabbit.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It's late, let's all send Cliffy B our deepest darkest questions about Jazz Jackrabbit.
That Pluribus really doing it isn't it
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
That Pluribus really doing it isn't it
Is 12:30am too late to text a dad?
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Is 12:30am too late to text a dad?
Querying my novel, yelling into the void that I'm an artist and I shouldn't have to pollute my mind by learning what the word "upmarket" means.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Querying my novel, yelling into the void that I'm an artist and I shouldn't have to pollute my mind by learning what the word "upmarket" means.
You've heard of the Bronze Age and the Golden Age? Well we are currently living through the Con Age. Everything in the world is a con. Countries led by conmen, businesses conning us and each other. Everyday from the moment we wake up to the moment we go to sleep, we spend primarily avoiding cons.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You've heard of the Bronze Age and the Golden Age? Well we are currently living through the Con Age. Everything in the world is a con. Countries led by conmen, businesses conning us and each other. Everyday from the moment we wake up to the moment we go to sleep, we spend primarily avoiding cons.
Game of the Forever.
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Game of the Forever.
Aesthetically the new Pokemon game feels like it's secretly trying to pull from Twin Peaks.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Aesthetically the new Pokemon game feels like it's secretly trying to pull from Twin Peaks.
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
Tonight was fun.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Tonight was fun.
IGNITING A GLOBAL TASTE INVASION AND BE THE SPICE-BREAKER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
IGNITING A GLOBAL TASTE INVASION AND BE THE SPICE-BREAKER!
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."