Adam Dorsey
@adamdorsey.com
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
Waiting for Woke 2 like
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Waiting for Woke 2 like
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
The only facts we know for sure come from an untrustworthy nose.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The only facts we know for sure come from an untrustworthy nose.
IGNITING A GLOBAL TASTE INVASION AND BE THE SPICE-BREAKER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
IGNITING A GLOBAL TASTE INVASION AND BE THE SPICE-BREAKER!
Haven't cared about the White House renovation thing very much because I live in Los Angeles where we tear every building down every twenty years to build a worse one, but I just read that they demolished the movie theater and so now I'm mad.
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Haven't cared about the White House renovation thing very much because I live in Los Angeles where we tear every building down every twenty years to build a worse one, but I just read that they demolished the movie theater and so now I'm mad.
"Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness."
Oops had to do it twice.
Oops had to do it twice.
October 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness."
Oops had to do it twice.
Oops had to do it twice.
A family member sent me an AI video of Kurt Cobain, Tupac, and Mr Rogers carving pumpkins because "it was funny," and I had to do the thing.
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A family member sent me an AI video of Kurt Cobain, Tupac, and Mr Rogers carving pumpkins because "it was funny," and I had to do the thing.
I know things are rough out there, but here are some pictures of the new dog we adopted, her name is Mango.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I know things are rough out there, but here are some pictures of the new dog we adopted, her name is Mango.
Please adhere to the sign.
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Please adhere to the sign.
Dying at the name of the product on this Temu ad and imagining its celebrity endorsement.
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dying at the name of the product on this Temu ad and imagining its celebrity endorsement.
Do not under any circumstances make a wish to this machine about becoming an adult.
September 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Do not under any circumstances make a wish to this machine about becoming an adult.
WE ALL KNOW THE FUCKIN VIBES!!
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
WE ALL KNOW THE FUCKIN VIBES!!
Gotta teach Randy how to backup important things on USB sticks.
Wait hold on, someone is handing me a note inside of this Medieval Times—
Wait hold on, someone is handing me a note inside of this Medieval Times—
September 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Gotta teach Randy how to backup important things on USB sticks.
Wait hold on, someone is handing me a note inside of this Medieval Times—
Wait hold on, someone is handing me a note inside of this Medieval Times—
Gavin Newsom committing to the "I'm gonna act like Trump isn't this funny" bit until we're all in camps, but like ironic camps.
August 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Gavin Newsom committing to the "I'm gonna act like Trump isn't this funny" bit until we're all in camps, but like ironic camps.
I mean sure, you can argue that I could've spent today doing other things than just playing Zenless Zone Zero, but if I had, would I have grinded enough weird fake Gacha money to pull my fave on-the-spectrum rabbit girl who wears a belt that displays her emotions?
August 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I mean sure, you can argue that I could've spent today doing other things than just playing Zenless Zone Zero, but if I had, would I have grinded enough weird fake Gacha money to pull my fave on-the-spectrum rabbit girl who wears a belt that displays her emotions?
I guess when someone is a disgraced loser in 2025, they can only make movies that sound like AA video game titles that you only ever see one cinematic trailer for before they're cancelled.
August 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I guess when someone is a disgraced loser in 2025, they can only make movies that sound like AA video game titles that you only ever see one cinematic trailer for before they're cancelled.
I love it when I find a brilliant idea in an old notebook.
August 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I love it when I find a brilliant idea in an old notebook.