Simon
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And that’s why we can’t have nice things…
#COYS
#COYS
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@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social I still struggle with who plays where but… have they listed dead players by position? It’s like a Saturday afternoon lineup announcement! Dead or alive, Baxter will always be a fullback
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social I still struggle with who plays where but… have they listed dead players by position? It’s like a Saturday afternoon lineup announcement! Dead or alive, Baxter will always be a fullback
What are the odds on Spurs getting:
Eze
Savinho
Eze and Savinho
The Temu/Wish/Lidl/Aldi version of Eze and Savinho
No one
Eze
Savinho
Eze and Savinho
The Temu/Wish/Lidl/Aldi version of Eze and Savinho
No one
August 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What are the odds on Spurs getting:
Eze
Savinho
Eze and Savinho
The Temu/Wish/Lidl/Aldi version of Eze and Savinho
No one
Eze
Savinho
Eze and Savinho
The Temu/Wish/Lidl/Aldi version of Eze and Savinho
No one
Joao Palhinha really has a look of the Old Bill about him. I can almost hear him knocking on my car window saying ‘good evening sir, any idea why I’ve stopped you?
🚨 ¡BOMBAZO OFICIAL! El volante Joao #Palhinha es NUEVO jugador del #Tottenham a donde llega en calidad de cedido por una temporada desde el #BayernMunich. 🤝🏻
💰 Los #Spurs se guardan una opción de compra por el jugador cercana a los £26m.
#Fichajes
💰 Los #Spurs se guardan una opción de compra por el jugador cercana a los £26m.
#Fichajes
August 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Joao Palhinha really has a look of the Old Bill about him. I can almost hear him knocking on my car window saying ‘good evening sir, any idea why I’ve stopped you?
Does anyone know… are Luton better or worse than PSG?
July 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Does anyone know… are Luton better or worse than PSG?
This Spurs home kit has not grown on me. It’s so bland. Lazy Nike, dropping turds. The yellow one is even worse and even the black one is horribly fussy.
It’s almost as thought they don’t want me to give them (them being DHGate) my £11
It’s almost as thought they don’t want me to give them (them being DHGate) my £11
July 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This Spurs home kit has not grown on me. It’s so bland. Lazy Nike, dropping turds. The yellow one is even worse and even the black one is horribly fussy.
It’s almost as thought they don’t want me to give them (them being DHGate) my £11
It’s almost as thought they don’t want me to give them (them being DHGate) my £11
Half watching the Spurs friendly on a dodgy stream. Who are these guys using the chat bar on these sites? What are they getting out of these conversations?
July 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Half watching the Spurs friendly on a dodgy stream. Who are these guys using the chat bar on these sites? What are they getting out of these conversations?
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
After a garden BBQ fire mishap, I’m off to the Hospital in Reading
July 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
After a garden BBQ fire mishap, I’m off to the Hospital in Reading
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People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
July 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
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Avoiding the temptation to call this guy stupid, or say he has a dog’s brain, or shit for brains, or dog shit for brains, or that he has HGH poisoning, or that he’s been hit in the head too many times, or that he hasn’t been hit in the head enough times, since that lets him off easy
Joe Rogan's Trump endorsement is unraveling. He's furious over ICE raids targeting gardeners and students. He's asking if we're sliding into fascism. https://gizmodo.com/joe-rogan-feels-trump-betrayed-him-on-immigration-2000624426
Joe Rogan Feels Trump Betrayed Him on Immigration
The podcast king, once a prominent supporter of Donald Trump, denounced the president’s aggressive deportation tactics on his wildly popular podcast.
gizmodo.com
July 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Avoiding the temptation to call this guy stupid, or say he has a dog’s brain, or shit for brains, or dog shit for brains, or that he has HGH poisoning, or that he’s been hit in the head too many times, or that he hasn’t been hit in the head enough times, since that lets him off easy
I want your tips Bluesky
How do you deal with flies in the house when the weather is this nice. They are driving me bananas!
How do you deal with flies in the house when the weather is this nice. They are driving me bananas!
July 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I want your tips Bluesky
How do you deal with flies in the house when the weather is this nice. They are driving me bananas!
How do you deal with flies in the house when the weather is this nice. They are driving me bananas!
June 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We live in wild times
I’m looking at the Glastonbury Bar price list and thinking - yeah, seven quid is pretty reasonable to be honest…
I’m looking at the Glastonbury Bar price list and thinking - yeah, seven quid is pretty reasonable to be honest…
How much is a pint?
Brooklyn £6.95
Brothers £6.95
Burrow Hill £6.50
Stonewall Inn IPA £7.20
Spirits £5.95
Premium spirits £7.95
Wine 175ml £7.95
Most soft drinks £3.00
Prices at different bars may vary.
#Glastonbury #HMIAP
Brooklyn £6.95
Brothers £6.95
Burrow Hill £6.50
Stonewall Inn IPA £7.20
Spirits £5.95
Premium spirits £7.95
Wine 175ml £7.95
Most soft drinks £3.00
Prices at different bars may vary.
#Glastonbury #HMIAP
June 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We live in wild times
I’m looking at the Glastonbury Bar price list and thinking - yeah, seven quid is pretty reasonable to be honest…
I’m looking at the Glastonbury Bar price list and thinking - yeah, seven quid is pretty reasonable to be honest…
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Imagine driving away from the petrol station and realising you left your steak bake at the pump, you’d drive into the central reservation wouldn’t you
June 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Imagine driving away from the petrol station and realising you left your steak bake at the pump, you’d drive into the central reservation wouldn’t you
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If any Glasto peeps are mega disorganised and still haven’t bought their festival tinnies, I’ve got a £10 off referral link for Moth:
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June 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If any Glasto peeps are mega disorganised and still haven’t bought their festival tinnies, I’ve got a £10 off referral link for Moth:
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This season of @taskmaster is the most joyous, hilarious TV I’ve seen in ages. The chemistry is top-tier, as good as it has ever been. An absolute delight.
June 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This season of @taskmaster is the most joyous, hilarious TV I’ve seen in ages. The chemistry is top-tier, as good as it has ever been. An absolute delight.
Looks like he want his own great big slice of ethic cleansing smothered in TRUMP branding.
Trump: "We will liberate Los Angeles and make it free, clean, and safe again. It's happening very quickly."
June 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Looks like he want his own great big slice of ethic cleansing smothered in TRUMP branding.
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Can you just imagine this zebra telling his other zebra friends back at the complex how he was flying in the sky and the other zebras saying, "you are full of shit as always, Ed"
Ed, a runaway pet zebra that was on the loose for more than a week in Tennessee, has been captured, authorities say. nbcnews.to/3Znj8fV
June 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Can you just imagine this zebra telling his other zebra friends back at the complex how he was flying in the sky and the other zebras saying, "you are full of shit as always, Ed"
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sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton
June 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton
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Sound on makes it even better.
A modern re-make of a Roman tile makers experiences, in Gaul circa 120 AD.
June 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Sound on makes it even better.
Anyone know a good tattoo removal guy?
June 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Anyone know a good tattoo removal guy?
In today’s round of “Trump Administration - Blatant lies or incompetence”… Welcome, Linda McMahon!
Reed: I’m not a great mathematician but I think you were talking about a trillion dollars. I believe 1.5 billion times ten is 15 billion.
McMahon: I think the cut is 1.2 billion
Reed: That would be 12 billion not a trillion
McMahon: Okay
McMahon: I think the cut is 1.2 billion
Reed: That would be 12 billion not a trillion
McMahon: Okay
June 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In today’s round of “Trump Administration - Blatant lies or incompetence”… Welcome, Linda McMahon!
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