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And that’s why we can’t have nice things…
#COYS
@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social I still struggle with who plays where but… have they listed dead players by position? It’s like a Saturday afternoon lineup announcement! Dead or alive, Baxter will always be a fullback
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
After a garden BBQ fire mishap, I’m off to the Hospital in Reading
July 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
July 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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June 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What’s your sign?
June 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Anyone know a good tattoo removal guy?
June 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Done it already
May 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yep. That’s not Nick Cage, that’s not John Cusack, that’s not John Malkovich. Do these schmucks know anything?
May 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Love this. I have a Stanley Domwood Glastonbury print up that I could stare it for hour following the squiggles. Beautiful
May 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
There are obviously many many MANY good things about last nights triumph, but for me, unnecessarily high on the list, is that this beauty of a Spurs kit gets to live for ever. Legends never die
May 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Life won’t be the same again…
May 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Who wins?
May 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Mustard, Sriracha, Perri and Mayo
May 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Love it
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This pic?
May 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ronald McDonald, of McDonaldland is just 61 year into his immortal life
May 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
When it’s the year 8 end of term school disco and you sneak out in your Dad’s best leather jacket
May 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thanks ChatGPT for making me this new header
April 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Discovered that the apartment below Dexter’s place is up for sale… shall we club together or something?
April 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It’s 100% Ange out as soon as the Europa run is done, win or lose. I know there have been mitigating circumstances for a lot of these losses but Jesus Christ this record is abysmal

Saying that, until the sun finally sets on this god forsaken season, I’m 101% behind Spurs, like a big stupid idiot
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just read this… he’ll feel right at home
April 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Live from Tottenham Hotspur Way
April 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When in the UK next, stay at Centre Parcs. We still have the DOME!
March 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
$80bn is a bargain. I asked Grok to make a picture of Heung-min Son lifting the Champions League, and look at how good it is.

(Please ignore the weird fingers, ineligible writing on the trophy, his odd moustache and… err, bowler hat.)
March 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM