A Camel With a Hump
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O, is it grief or is it gout?
What is this bellowing about?
What is this bellowing about?
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Half time ad cobcept : Sydney Sweeny offering a pair of her jeans to a line of ICE officers
One takes them as the crowd cheers
He then sniffs them for an uncomfortably long time while the crowd murmurs in disgust
Then he shoots a priest in the face with a tear gas canister
Fade to brand name
One takes them as the crowd cheers
He then sniffs them for an uncomfortably long time while the crowd murmurs in disgust
Then he shoots a priest in the face with a tear gas canister
Fade to brand name
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Half time ad cobcept : Sydney Sweeny offering a pair of her jeans to a line of ICE officers
One takes them as the crowd cheers
He then sniffs them for an uncomfortably long time while the crowd murmurs in disgust
Then he shoots a priest in the face with a tear gas canister
Fade to brand name
One takes them as the crowd cheers
He then sniffs them for an uncomfortably long time while the crowd murmurs in disgust
Then he shoots a priest in the face with a tear gas canister
Fade to brand name
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*wiggling my whiskers*
Cool mouthbrow, bruh!
Cool mouthbrow, bruh!
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
*wiggling my whiskers*
Cool mouthbrow, bruh!
Cool mouthbrow, bruh!
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Punxsutawney Phil decided to go back to bed until after the midterms.
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Punxsutawney Phil decided to go back to bed until after the midterms.
Was really looking forward to the Director's Cut of "Melania" but it seems to be mostly shot through the ventilation grate of a women's bathroom.
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Was really looking forward to the Director's Cut of "Melania" but it seems to be mostly shot through the ventilation grate of a women's bathroom.
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Think of all the tips lost.
January 27, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Think of all the tips lost.
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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out
November 14, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out
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Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."
Went panic shopping ahead of the storm; all I could get was a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Went panic shopping ahead of the storm; all I could get was a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.
My wife mistook Trump's speech for a COLOGUARD® commercial. "Look, honey, a talking box of shit!"
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
My wife mistook Trump's speech for a COLOGUARD® commercial. "Look, honey, a talking box of shit!"
Ummm...
María Corina Machado has a clear line to power: surrender her Nobel Peace Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Ummm...
Remember the day before yesterday? Good times, good times.
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Remember the day before yesterday? Good times, good times.
My dog took me to work today and apparently he takes big dumps for a living.
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
My dog took me to work today and apparently he takes big dumps for a living.
Early this morning, I authorized the invasion of... Vuvuzela? Vaginitis? How do you say it?
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Early this morning, I authorized the invasion of... Vuvuzela? Vaginitis? How do you say it?
María Corina Machado has a clear line to power: surrender her Nobel Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
María Corina Machado has a clear line to power: surrender her Nobel Peace Prize.
Me (flirting): "Let me slip into something more... comfortable!"
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Me (flirting): "Let me slip into something more... comfortable!"
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
My bride, at the alter: "Wait, HE'S the best man?"
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My bride, at the alter: "Wait, HE'S the best man?"
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I keep trying, but Simple Minds sends me a Christmas card every year.
January 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I keep trying, but Simple Minds sends me a Christmas card every year.
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Oof! My holiday weight gain went straight to my penis.
January 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oof! My holiday weight gain went straight to my penis.
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Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Science takes on the fitted sheet
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Science takes on the fitted sheet
Leaving a glass of milk for Alex and his droogs Christmas eve.
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Leaving a glass of milk for Alex and his droogs Christmas eve.
I'm going to short Bari Weiss.
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm going to short Bari Weiss.