A Camel With a Hump
@acamelwithahump.bsky.social
O, is it grief or is it gout?
What is this bellowing about?
What is this bellowing about?
Remember the day before yesterday? Good times, good times.
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Remember the day before yesterday? Good times, good times.
My dog took me to work today and apparently he takes big dumps for a living.
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
My dog took me to work today and apparently he takes big dumps for a living.
Early this morning, I authorized the invasion of... Vuvuzela? Vaginitis? How do you say it?
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Early this morning, I authorized the invasion of... Vuvuzela? Vaginitis? How do you say it?
María Corina Machado has a clear line to power: surrender her Nobel Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
María Corina Machado has a clear line to power: surrender her Nobel Peace Prize.
Me (flirting): "Let me slip into something more... comfortable!"
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Me (flirting): "Let me slip into something more... comfortable!"
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
WHOOPS!
*Lands in Star Trek convention*
My bride, at the alter: "Wait, HE'S the best man?"
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My bride, at the alter: "Wait, HE'S the best man?"
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I keep trying, but Simple Minds sends me a Christmas card every year.
January 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I keep trying, but Simple Minds sends me a Christmas card every year.
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Oof! My holiday weight gain went straight to my penis.
January 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oof! My holiday weight gain went straight to my penis.
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Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Science takes on the fitted sheet
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Science takes on the fitted sheet
Leaving a glass of milk for Alex and his droogs Christmas eve.
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Leaving a glass of milk for Alex and his droogs Christmas eve.
I'm going to short Bari Weiss.
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm going to short Bari Weiss.
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Giving a list of sex offenders that you hung out with is not the flex that you think it is, Junior… 😬
I am hard-pressed to think of all of the sex offenders that I may have willingly hung out with…
……….. NONE. If there were any sex offenders, then they were trying to get at me.
I am hard-pressed to think of all of the sex offenders that I may have willingly hung out with…
……….. NONE. If there were any sex offenders, then they were trying to get at me.
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Giving a list of sex offenders that you hung out with is not the flex that you think it is, Junior… 😬
I am hard-pressed to think of all of the sex offenders that I may have willingly hung out with…
……….. NONE. If there were any sex offenders, then they were trying to get at me.
I am hard-pressed to think of all of the sex offenders that I may have willingly hung out with…
……….. NONE. If there were any sex offenders, then they were trying to get at me.
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space heater? you mean the sun?
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
space heater? you mean the sun?
Pretty cool that FIFA air tagged Trump.
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Pretty cool that FIFA air tagged Trump.
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GOP logic: “If people have health care, they might live long enough to vote against us.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
GOP logic: “If people have health care, they might live long enough to vote against us.”
The dance Republicans are doing to explain Trump's drug policy should earn the Len Goodman Mirrorball trophy.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The dance Republicans are doing to explain Trump's drug policy should earn the Len Goodman Mirrorball trophy.
That one of the men clinging to a boat hull could have let go, clenched a sharp splinter in his teeth, swam to the coast of Florida and assaulted the city of Miami provides all the legal defense we need.
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That one of the men clinging to a boat hull could have let go, clenched a sharp splinter in his teeth, swam to the coast of Florida and assaulted the city of Miami provides all the legal defense we need.
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This blanket says what we're all thinking
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This blanket says what we're all thinking
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he’ll roux this day
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
he’ll roux this day
After 10 days adrift on a wooden plank I was smelling pretty gamey, so I washed up on shore.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
After 10 days adrift on a wooden plank I was smelling pretty gamey, so I washed up on shore.
Talked to Them, today, and They said They're not going to do any of that stuff we think They should do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Talked to Them, today, and They said They're not going to do any of that stuff we think They should do.
Boss: I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.
Me *plunges to my death*
Me *plunges to my death*
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Boss: I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.
Me *plunges to my death*
Me *plunges to my death*
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Children
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Children
Got one of those new hybrid monsters that I can animate with either gas OR lightning.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Got one of those new hybrid monsters that I can animate with either gas OR lightning.