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Also I'm not saying jacking off to Lucario feet is inherently bad. Just... why is my timeline so sexually charged 100% of the time 😩
Like, this is what my internet is gonna look like for the rest of my life? This is some Ari Aster shit.
August 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Also I'm not saying jacking off to Lucario feet is inherently bad. Just... why is my timeline so sexually charged 100% of the time 😩
I just wish I was more like all of you.
August 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I just wish I was more like all of you.
Like, this is what my internet is gonna look like for the rest of my life? This is some Ari Aster shit.
August 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Like, this is what my internet is gonna look like for the rest of my life? This is some Ari Aster shit.
I guess we always learn life's lessons too late, that's just the nature of reality.
I hope I can at least be a PSA of sorts.
I don't know there's anything I could've done to change my fate in this world, though. Some flaws just flare up no matter how hard you try to suppress them.
I hope I can at least be a PSA of sorts.
I don't know there's anything I could've done to change my fate in this world, though. Some flaws just flare up no matter how hard you try to suppress them.
August 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I guess we always learn life's lessons too late, that's just the nature of reality.
I hope I can at least be a PSA of sorts.
I don't know there's anything I could've done to change my fate in this world, though. Some flaws just flare up no matter how hard you try to suppress them.
I hope I can at least be a PSA of sorts.
I don't know there's anything I could've done to change my fate in this world, though. Some flaws just flare up no matter how hard you try to suppress them.
I haven't been posting lately and I think it's because something changed in me this summer.
I think I've just been slowly waking up to the fact that this just isn't me. Or at least, it isn't a sustainable version of me.
I think I've just been slowly waking up to the fact that this just isn't me. Or at least, it isn't a sustainable version of me.
August 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I haven't been posting lately and I think it's because something changed in me this summer.
I think I've just been slowly waking up to the fact that this just isn't me. Or at least, it isn't a sustainable version of me.
I think I've just been slowly waking up to the fact that this just isn't me. Or at least, it isn't a sustainable version of me.
Resident Evil on GC
What was the first video game that scared you?
It doesn't have to be a horror game. Maybe you didn't even play it -- plenty of ads freaked me out as a kid.
It doesn't have to be a horror game. Maybe you didn't even play it -- plenty of ads freaked me out as a kid.
August 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Resident Evil on GC
Speed Racer
The Blob
Totoro
Center Jenny
Guardians of the Galaxy
Final Destination 2
Beau is Afraid
Nope
Lake Mungo
Final Prayer
Goofy Movie
Fantastic Mr Fox
The Snowman
Blair Witch Project
Inland Empire
The Blob
Totoro
Center Jenny
Guardians of the Galaxy
Final Destination 2
Beau is Afraid
Nope
Lake Mungo
Final Prayer
Goofy Movie
Fantastic Mr Fox
The Snowman
Blair Witch Project
Inland Empire
15 movie timbits big tru
Child's Play 2
Repo Man
True Stories
The French Dispatch
The Train
Beavis & Butthead Do America
Blue Velvet
Robot Dreams
El Camino
The Social Network
Challengers
Asteroid City
The Wrong Trousers
Peewee's Big Adventure
Crumb
Child's Play 2
Repo Man
True Stories
The French Dispatch
The Train
Beavis & Butthead Do America
Blue Velvet
Robot Dreams
El Camino
The Social Network
Challengers
Asteroid City
The Wrong Trousers
Peewee's Big Adventure
Crumb
15 movies to know CJ O'Mouse
Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown
Original Cast Album
Miami Vice
Fritz the Cat
Raising Arizona
POTC: TCOTBP
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Speed Racer
Crash (1996)
Winnie the Pooh
Party Monster
Battle Royale
Scorpio Rising
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Monster's University
Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown
Original Cast Album
Miami Vice
Fritz the Cat
Raising Arizona
POTC: TCOTBP
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Speed Racer
Crash (1996)
Winnie the Pooh
Party Monster
Battle Royale
Scorpio Rising
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Monster's University
August 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Speed Racer
The Blob
Totoro
Center Jenny
Guardians of the Galaxy
Final Destination 2
Beau is Afraid
Nope
Lake Mungo
Final Prayer
Goofy Movie
Fantastic Mr Fox
The Snowman
Blair Witch Project
Inland Empire
The Blob
Totoro
Center Jenny
Guardians of the Galaxy
Final Destination 2
Beau is Afraid
Nope
Lake Mungo
Final Prayer
Goofy Movie
Fantastic Mr Fox
The Snowman
Blair Witch Project
Inland Empire
Something clicked in my head, and I'm just rethinking all of it. Who tf am I?
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Something clicked in my head, and I'm just rethinking all of it. Who tf am I?
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Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
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Lol alright.
I'm going to bed now 😽
I'm going to bed now 😽
April 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Lol alright.
I'm going to bed now 😽
I'm going to bed now 😽
Every beach boys single is like "surprise surprise surprise surprise"
June 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every beach boys single is like "surprise surprise surprise surprise"
I wish more pop songs were like mini symphonies
June 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I wish more pop songs were like mini symphonies
Imagine hearing I Get Around for the first time in 64
June 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Imagine hearing I Get Around for the first time in 64
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ROCKET SHIPS
A song about everyone's favorite trash talkin' raccoon 😅
This one's very EXPLICIT
Stream:
fanlink.tv/rocketships
Art by @polarrhoid.bsky.social
A song about everyone's favorite trash talkin' raccoon 😅
This one's very EXPLICIT
Stream:
fanlink.tv/rocketships
Art by @polarrhoid.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
ROCKET SHIPS
A song about everyone's favorite trash talkin' raccoon 😅
This one's very EXPLICIT
Stream:
fanlink.tv/rocketships
Art by @polarrhoid.bsky.social
A song about everyone's favorite trash talkin' raccoon 😅
This one's very EXPLICIT
Stream:
fanlink.tv/rocketships
Art by @polarrhoid.bsky.social
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here are some assets I did in 2019 for ABSRDST's limited run of Imaginary Friend on tape (Type II chrome!!! wowie,,,)
June 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
here are some assets I did in 2019 for ABSRDST's limited run of Imaginary Friend on tape (Type II chrome!!! wowie,,,)
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Wait!
They don't love you like I love you
They don't love you like I love you
June 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Wait!
They don't love you like I love you
They don't love you like I love you
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If anyone wants to help my boyfriend afford to travel to attend his father's memorial here's his cashapp cash.app/$StormKwick and paypal paypal.me/stormkwick
I know he'd also really appreciate folks just sending him some love right now too 🐇❤️
I know he'd also really appreciate folks just sending him some love right now too 🐇❤️
June 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If anyone wants to help my boyfriend afford to travel to attend his father's memorial here's his cashapp cash.app/$StormKwick and paypal paypal.me/stormkwick
I know he'd also really appreciate folks just sending him some love right now too 🐇❤️
I know he'd also really appreciate folks just sending him some love right now too 🐇❤️
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𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺,
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 🏄
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 🏄
June 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺,
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 🏄
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 🏄
it is important to note: thanks to internet sample sleuths, it is now a known fact that in this fully licensed Disney dancing game, Donald Duck intros the It's A Small World (Ducking Hardcore Mix) by yelling "SMELL MY FINGER BITCH"
June 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Just two friends really into Tetris.
June 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just two friends really into Tetris.
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Since it's around the corner, I made a Tekken Father's Day card. I tried using two separate mechanics at once. This allows Kazuya to move his hands and Heihachi to descend when the card is opened.
June 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Since it's around the corner, I made a Tekken Father's Day card. I tried using two separate mechanics at once. This allows Kazuya to move his hands and Heihachi to descend when the card is opened.
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thought this was really beautiful
![You’ve talked about passing the baton in the loop of life. How do you want Hideo Kojima to be remembered when you pass it on?
I am not going to pass the baton to anyone. I will rather crush the baton… [Laughs.] I don’t need to give “Hideo Kojima” to anyone. If I pass the baton to my staff and tell them to make things the same way I do, the company will not succeed and will go out of business.
What do you mean by that?
Every day, if I tweet something that I like, a director or an actor or a musician contacts me. They say, “I’m a creator because of your games.” But they didn’t receive the baton of Hideo Kojima. They received my small fire. They’re not copying me. They’re not trying to be me. They have this fire, and they light up their own. And they’ll probably give that to someone else. There were legendary comic book artists when I was a boy. I didn’t become a comic book artist – I was inspired by them, I was influenced.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qxkeykszpqoob6dotcmifvur/bafkreihrf3nwfnjknhjmlcfuugqqodtxsfrs4ql47ezppmzn33np43azka@jpeg)
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
thought this was really beautiful
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Also thank you ABSRDST for the Rocket fucker anthem
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Also thank you ABSRDST for the Rocket fucker anthem