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Alexis Brignoni🪫
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🤓 Digital forensics nerd.
🌹 Mobile forensics is my passion.
💡 Opinions are mine and subject to change.
🎙️ Co-host of The Digital Forensics Now Podcast
👤 He/Him
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🎄My family knows me very well. Computers + Legos = Happy Me

🎁#HappyHolidays & #MerryChristmas to all. May 2026 be all you hope for.
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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“Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor & strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself.”

Obvious to any REAL Christian. #MerryChristmas
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Leo has made care for immigrants and the poor key themes of his early papacy.
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That people treat you badly till they need something from you.
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Necessity is the mother of invention. In my case it was the reason to put a python wrapper around FFMPEG.

Opinion from the Eleventh Circuit regarding video frames & sentencing guidelines in CSAM cases:
media.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...

Get the script here:
github.com/abrignoni/fr...
media.ca11.uscourts.gov
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.

They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
Is there a way to get this mind-numbing Co-Pilot shit off Microsoft Word?
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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when you realize you're looking at ai
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Worth reading for lots of reasons, but particularly because it closes with something I see in my work and travels speaking on writing and AI. Many, maybe most students do not want AI-mediated schooling or lives. We can offer them something better. www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
AI is Destroying the University and Learning Itself
Students use AI to write papers, professors use AI to grade them, degrees become meaningless, and tech companies make fortunes. Welcome to the death of higher education.
www.currentaffairs.org
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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FALLON [pulls off mask to reveal Ed Zitron] Greetings Mr. Alt-man
ALTMAN: No....NO!
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Same with how many drives are imaged and/or how many devices are extracted.

#DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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most of adulthood is just marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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And this is why I prefer "predictive models"

A predictive model trained on weather data predicting weather data? Can be useful

Put weather words into a text prediction model and it will predict weather words because it doesn't understand anything
This is a legitimate scientific revolution in meteorology.

Also, to be clear, these models are not the AI LLMs that most people are familiar with. They are machine learning algorithms trained on observations (actually reanalysis).
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 28d
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting. n.pr/49MFa1M
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is an excellent article that lays out just how utterly broken the entire AI business ecosystem is. Personally, I think even this is optimistic about the prospects of the technology.

I project that in retrospect, it’ll become the most embarrassingly obvious business failure in our lifetimes.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Let's use this amazing technology for #DigitalForensics! 🙄
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Multiple surveys are telling the same story: AI adoption has stalled. Census data shows ~11% of workers use AI, with rates falling at 250+ employee firms. Surveys show usage spiked then plateaued.

Meanwhile Big Tech is planning $5T in AI spend by 2030 that needs $650B/year in revenue vs ~$50B today
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
www.economist.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Less is more except when less is just less.

#DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #DFIR
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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BRB am becoming Catholic
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
🎄Holidays right around the corner.🎁
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"According to current neuroscience, human thinking is largely independent of human language — and we have little reason to believe ever more sophisticated modeling of language will create a form of intelligence that meets or surpasses our own."

Great read: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Is language the same as intelligence? The AI industry desperately needs it to be
The AI boom is based on a fundamental mistake.
www.theverge.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"One of generative AI's biggest risk factors, the ability to inspire confidence independent of reality."

Read The Register's Article here: www.theregister.com/2025/11/24/o...

#AI #VibeCoding #DFIR #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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There is no congruent way to look at generative AI and think “this is the future.” The most well known fact about it is that it messes up all the time, the next being that it loses lots of money.
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Mozilla's new strategy document makes it clear: it's an AI company, and the organization you trusted to protect the open web is dead.

taggart-tech.com/moz...
The Mozilla Cycle, Part III: Mozilla Dies in Ignominy
Mozilla's new strategy document confirms their position, and the end of their stewardship of the open web.
taggart-tech.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM