Yann Schwartz
@abolibibelot.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, and avid reader.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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En Espagne, on appelle obligatoirement les arbitres de foot par leur nom ET leur prénom. Ça vient qu'il y avait arbitre au début des années 70 qui s'appelait Franco Martínez ce qui permettait de dire "quel merde ce Franco", "Franco, une cata pour l'Espagne". Ça avait fâché le vieux facho
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November 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
En Espagne, on appelle obligatoirement les arbitres de foot par leur nom ET leur prénom. Ça vient qu'il y avait arbitre au début des années 70 qui s'appelait Franco Martínez ce qui permettait de dire "quel merde ce Franco", "Franco, une cata pour l'Espagne". Ça avait fâché le vieux facho
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Cette réunion aurait pu être une bagarre
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cette réunion aurait pu être une bagarre
Nothing says bleeding edge AGI more than a 8bit early 80’s BASIC reference
Ring around the rosie ... pocket full of (circular financing) posies...
ashes, ashes, we all fall down
#AI
ashes, ashes, we all fall down
#AI
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Nothing says bleeding edge AGI more than a 8bit early 80’s BASIC reference
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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Me: I wish all these tech bro types would stop misunderstanding sci-fi and fantasy classics
Monkey's Paw: Bro.
Monkey's Paw: Bro.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Me: I wish all these tech bro types would stop misunderstanding sci-fi and fantasy classics
Monkey's Paw: Bro.
Monkey's Paw: Bro.
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La gauche de la répression policière, de l’état d’urgence et de l’islamophobie. La gauche qui a incubé Macron. La gauche de droite.
Raphaël Glucksmann et Bernard Cazeneuve s’affichent pour rassembler la social-démocratie en vue de 2027
Raphaël Glucksmann et Bernard Cazeneuve s’affichent pour rassembler la social-démocratie en vue de 2027
Alors que la « gauche unitaire », du PS aux Ecologistes, s’est réunie samedi à Trappes (Yvelines) pour défendre une candidature commune à gauche, la sphère sociale-démocrate a également affirmé ses ambitions pour la prochaine présidentielle lors d’un rassemblement dimanche à Pontoise (Val-d’Oise).
www.lemonde.fr
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
La gauche de la répression policière, de l’état d’urgence et de l’islamophobie. La gauche qui a incubé Macron. La gauche de droite.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Ne pas oublier Michèle Audin (1954-2025)
Michèle Audin, mathématicienne, historienne, autrice, membre de l'Oulipo, spécialiste de la Commune, femme engagée et passionnée, fille de Maurice Audin, nous a quittés ce matin. En hommage, Diacritik republie un article sur son superbe Oublier Clémence,…
Michèle Audin, mathématicienne, historienne, autrice, membre de l'Oulipo, spécialiste de la Commune, femme engagée et passionnée, fille de Maurice Audin, nous a quittés ce matin. En hommage, Diacritik republie un article sur son superbe Oublier Clémence,…
Ne pas oublier Michèle Audin (1954-2025)
Michèle Audin, mathématicienne, historienne, autrice, membre de l'Oulipo, spécialiste de la Commune, femme engagée et passionnée, fille de Maurice Audin, nous a quittés ce matin. En hommage, Diacritik republie un article sur son superbe Oublier Clémence, paru en 2018. Lire, relire Michèle Audin.
diacritik.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ne pas oublier Michèle Audin (1954-2025)
Michèle Audin, mathématicienne, historienne, autrice, membre de l'Oulipo, spécialiste de la Commune, femme engagée et passionnée, fille de Maurice Audin, nous a quittés ce matin. En hommage, Diacritik republie un article sur son superbe Oublier Clémence,…
Michèle Audin, mathématicienne, historienne, autrice, membre de l'Oulipo, spécialiste de la Commune, femme engagée et passionnée, fille de Maurice Audin, nous a quittés ce matin. En hommage, Diacritik republie un article sur son superbe Oublier Clémence,…
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Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party
Jordan Petercon, sans la voix de Kermit
Comment retrouver l’estime de soi? Ben déjà tu aurais pu en vieillissant devenir une merde raciste masculiniste obsédée par le grand remplacement et chloroquino-spécialiste des 18 covids d’avant. Si c’est pas le cas, c’est déjà ca
Whuuuut ?
Il se recycle en influenceur coach lifestyle Pick-up artist?
Vu sur Faceb00k.
Il se recycle en influenceur coach lifestyle Pick-up artist?
Vu sur Faceb00k.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Jordan Petercon, sans la voix de Kermit
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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Le titre a une vibe Seth Gueko pamphletaire au XVIIIe siècle
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Le titre a une vibe Seth Gueko pamphletaire au XVIIIe siècle
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Ce matin, je vous parle d'IA générative et des personnes étrangères
2 prémisses
1. L'IA générative a un énorme avantage : elle comprend toutes les langues, répond ds ttes les langues et passe d'une langue à une autre en 1 seconde
2. Toutes les associations de France voient leur budget s'effondrer
2 prémisses
1. L'IA générative a un énorme avantage : elle comprend toutes les langues, répond ds ttes les langues et passe d'une langue à une autre en 1 seconde
2. Toutes les associations de France voient leur budget s'effondrer
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Ce matin, je vous parle d'IA générative et des personnes étrangères
2 prémisses
1. L'IA générative a un énorme avantage : elle comprend toutes les langues, répond ds ttes les langues et passe d'une langue à une autre en 1 seconde
2. Toutes les associations de France voient leur budget s'effondrer
2 prémisses
1. L'IA générative a un énorme avantage : elle comprend toutes les langues, répond ds ttes les langues et passe d'une langue à une autre en 1 seconde
2. Toutes les associations de France voient leur budget s'effondrer
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
Hot take: it won't do any of these things
AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hot take: it won't do any of these things
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Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
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Just some of the most incredible sentences coming out of this trial.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just some of the most incredible sentences coming out of this trial.
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Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter