Darryn
@abharsair.bsky.social
I like cake!
Stoke City, RFU, SCUBA, Cornwall, Ale, Rum.
Stoke City, RFU, SCUBA, Cornwall, Ale, Rum.
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Darryn
@abharsair.bsky.social
· Nov 11
A good way to get to know each other on here!
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
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November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Gout strawberry!? Wtf
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Gout strawberry!? Wtf
I'm in Limerick tomorrow, with any luck I'll win the lottery and not have to come back to this vile island of flag shagging roundabout painters
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm in Limerick tomorrow, with any luck I'll win the lottery and not have to come back to this vile island of flag shagging roundabout painters
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
Well the DVLA can suck my plums!!! 🤬 a fine because the insurance company made an error on my f'ing number plate, get f'd
October 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Well the DVLA can suck my plums!!! 🤬 a fine because the insurance company made an error on my f'ing number plate, get f'd
This game is insane #gloucestervsaints #premrugby
October 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This game is insane #gloucestervsaints #premrugby
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You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
October 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
Why can't Keir just fuck right off, he's not happy with enabling genocide and starving kids etc etc now the fucker wants to bring in ID cards so the already gestapo esque police can go full secret police 🤦♂️
September 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why can't Keir just fuck right off, he's not happy with enabling genocide and starving kids etc etc now the fucker wants to bring in ID cards so the already gestapo esque police can go full secret police 🤦♂️
Why the fuck did i put question time on 🤦♂️
September 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Why the fuck did i put question time on 🤦♂️
Nothing kills romance like an ensuite, listening to your loved one laying out what must be a toilet rocker by the sound of the spash, just doesn't do it for me 😳🤣
August 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Nothing kills romance like an ensuite, listening to your loved one laying out what must be a toilet rocker by the sound of the spash, just doesn't do it for me 😳🤣
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We are all Butter Chicken Guy
August 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
We are all Butter Chicken Guy
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For all those people worried about their A level results today, remember that my mate Digsy failed his and ended up selling his kidney on Silk Road.
August 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
For all those people worried about their A level results today, remember that my mate Digsy failed his and ended up selling his kidney on Silk Road.
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Beautiful
Genuinely don't know if Spotify are taking the piss or their AI is broken.
August 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Beautiful
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There was a time when the government would piss on us and tell us it was raining; now they're pissing on us and telling us it's piss.
Labour homelessness minister Rushanara Ali threw four tenants out of her east London townhouse before relisting the property for £700 a month more in rent, The i Paper can reveal trib.al/E59gUNW
August 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There was a time when the government would piss on us and tell us it was raining; now they're pissing on us and telling us it's piss.
35 years of hating penalties, but f'ing get in!
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
35 years of hating penalties, but f'ing get in!
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If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?
July 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?
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Quite the phrasing from the Hastings Pirate Festival Facebook today.
July 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Quite the phrasing from the Hastings Pirate Festival Facebook today.
I for one am glad climate change isnt real, otherwise I'm certain it'd be a sold 27 degrees celcius as opposed to this meager 26 degrees at midnight....
P.s. anyone got a spare chest freezer i can sleep in 🥵
P.s. anyone got a spare chest freezer i can sleep in 🥵
June 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I for one am glad climate change isnt real, otherwise I'm certain it'd be a sold 27 degrees celcius as opposed to this meager 26 degrees at midnight....
P.s. anyone got a spare chest freezer i can sleep in 🥵
P.s. anyone got a spare chest freezer i can sleep in 🥵
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If you ask me it's a pretty fucking weird country where speaking up against genocide is punished but supporting genocide is celebrated but that's just me idk
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you ask me it's a pretty fucking weird country where speaking up against genocide is punished but supporting genocide is celebrated but that's just me idk