#shatterproof
swim goggles are pressurized; they're not necessarily shatterproof. their function is limited to the pool: please, please, do not wear them in any situation where crowding or violent confrontation may result!
January 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
In 2017 I commissioned 7 artists to do portraits of Sam & Declan from my Shatterproof Bond series. Same brief 😍 & different styles. I made a zine & gave it to readers at a con. 😊

1 Monika Kempska
2 Nazumiyasha
3 Kasia Brezinska
4 Prince Lowell
5 Me!
6 An Sekarayu
7 Wisesnail_art
8/9 Angie Gomez
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
opened it just to check and see what the they said about goggles and THIS IS BAD ADVICE

swim goggles will SHATTER YOUR ORBITAL BONE if impacted with riot munitions potentially TURNING YOUR BONE INTO EYE SHRAPNEL
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Shatterproof glasses are having a YEAR, okay?!
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Some folks in the most intense areas are taking more traditional protest precautions, and I'd like to see more (shatterproof) goggles in general here, but respirators for instance trap moisture on your skin and are uncomfortable for many people in freezing weather for extended periods.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I took down all the Christmas decorations except for the tree. I've got the purple and green bulbs out front, and I'm waiting for Hector the door skeleton's Mardi Gras skirt and my shatterproof large bead garland to put around the front door.
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Preparing for the de-tree manoeuvres: repacking this year’s unused (base) ornaments, sorted by colour and finish. New clear vinyl zip bags and a new larger bin. With luck the smaller bin will be used for something else.
January 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Will you marry it?
It is waterproof, shatterproof, proof
Against fire and bombs through the roof.
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i have been influenced 🍋💋✨
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I think they blunt knives too. Not sure they're dangerous per see, they're normally shatterproof glass, but they are a pain!
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Sidney Pinchback and the Schiller Street Gang - Soul Strokes [US, Psych Soul/Funk/Syl Johnson cover] (1969) Styles unbreakable, shatterproof.
https://redd.it/ptptyy
https://youtu.be/afn2dTkMZh4
Sidney Pinchback and the Schiller Street Gang - Soul Strokes [US, Psych Soul/Funk/Syl Johnson cover] (1969) Styles unbreakable, shatterproof.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I hope all your ornaments are shatterproof!
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When an ornament says it’s ’SHATTERPROOF’ that’s a challenge
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Because it keeps getting mentioned- I never recommend using eye screws and ties to the wall/ceiling.

These can and do cause serious and fatal injuries to cats. Your cat may be fine. I’d hate it if they ended up being not fine.

Weights at the base and shatterproof ornaments give bling and safety
So you wanna put up a Christmas tree, but you have cats. You’ve come to the right place!

You’ll need-

Patience
A tree (real or artificial doesn’t matter)
Weights for the base (sandbags or dumbbells) 1/
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
shatterproof ornaments. If you have good carpet, you can probably get away will some glass ornaments.

Also, no tinsel. Never use tinsel on anything if you have cats. Or the spray on snow. Also if you have a fresh tree, keep the water for the tree covered so the animals don’t drink it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
😹 Uh oh Malcy! Firstly, I need to apologise, as that made me LOL a lot (sorry!). 😹 I thought it was going oh so well with the big box distraction. But boy was I wrong. I don’t have any suggestions as to how to stop them. Just maybe wedge the tree & shatterproof baubles! ❤️❤️❤️
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Have these ready for tomorrows mini Christmas market,
Something for the masc types, shatterproof, will last for years.
It’s hard making small stuff when my brain wants to make Big Important Things, so it’s been a struggle.
#Autism
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s the next day! Rejoyce! Your tree is up!

Now dig out the ornaments. I always recommend shatterproof ornaments the first year. You can get a couple packages of shatterproof ornaments from the local big box store.

Don’t put anything breakable and sentimental on the tree this year! 8/
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM