#salesperson
The recent court ruling has left car buyers vulnerable to hidden fees that can add up fast. Know your rights, check the fine print, and protect your valuables on the lot.

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January 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
You're a great salesperson. The problem is the electorate, apparently.
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Part of a wider salesperson scarecrow. :)
January 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
From Dana A Williams's amazing Toni At Random
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
It depends how old you are. The salesperson in their Silverdale, WA Sephora does not like Boomers and will tell you so.
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Motivational speaker topic needs a good home! Can you help? No fee, free to use, no salesperson will call! This one MUST GO!

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#presenting #humor #eventprofs
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
## Hybrid Simulated Annealing and Genetic Algorithm Optimization for Dynamic Large-Scale Traveling Salesperson Problems in Logistics Networks

**Abstract:** This paper introduces a novel hybrid optimization algorithm, termed Hybrid Simulated Annealing and Genetic Algorithm (HSAGA), designed to…
## Hybrid Simulated Annealing and Genetic Algorithm Optimization for Dynamic Large-Scale Traveling Salesperson Problems in Logistics Networks
**Abstract:** This paper introduces a novel hybrid optimization algorithm, termed Hybrid Simulated Annealing and Genetic Algorithm (HSAGA), designed to efficiently solve dynamic, large-scale Traveling Salesperson Problems (TSPs) frequently encountered in modern logistics networks. Traditional TSP solutions often falter when faced with real-time changes—vehicle breakdowns, new order insertions, altered demand—making them impractical for dynamic scenarios. HSAGA addresses this through an iterative combination of Simulated Annealing (SA) for local exploration and robust escape from local optima and a Genetic Algorithm (GA) for global search and diversification.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Being sold things in Scotland is bananas. The salesperson will be like "do you have something like this at home? You could probably use that instead. You don't? Well this costs £x if you buy it here but online you can get much better deals. There's no reason for you to buy this now from me."
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
when the salesperson says stucco..make sure it's not you being referred to 😎

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Homebuyers facing thousands in fines after purchasing renovated houses
YouTube video by NBC 6 South Florida
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January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
purchasing art should be a nice experience, not like you're a sleazy car salesperson. i am so tired of getting DM'd from randos who want nothing to do with ME and are just looking to make a quick buck. very fucking annoying.
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Yes, I want to know what the shoe salesperson has to say about immunizing my kids against the measles. What does the long haul trucker say about second hand smoke? What does the CPA think about flame retardant upholstery for bars? Have we asked the Dollar Store clerk about carbon emission targets?
Bari Weiss’s CBS News directly attacking academics, subject matter experts, in the promo for her new CBS Evening News.
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I made that joke in a Gap once when they had stopped carrying these socks I liked, about how they decide what to discontinue by watching what I buy, and the salesperson said "That must be why we're doing so well!" It was so direct or almost rude it was kind of refreshing, I just laughed and agreed.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
imagine being a jetski salesperson in 2025
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
There are a couple where Ed is suit shopping and Stede is his salesperson, but I haven’t seen one like this.
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 AM
alvin has now become a gel salesperson in elympios
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Is it really too much to ask for people to just be normal on LinkedIn?
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I’m having a very normal car salesperson New Year’s Day. Loaf the fuck out, because I’ve been so busy at work, and tomorrow will be the swamped-busy end of year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Thank you Rebel1ue and Wile, the best Acme salesperson!🫡👍✊🖖🫶🦋💙🦋
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Take a closer look at your retail salesperson or ride-hailing driver during the holiday season. They might be your child’s teacher."

Ashleigh — a longtime Florence teacher and union leader — spoke with the Washington Post about the economic strain caused by low teaching pay and rising inflation.
The teachers working winter break jobs to make ends meet
Years after a wave of strikes spurred raises for educators, many still struggle to get by.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how to get the word out on my OSS without resorting to just cracking back open my IDE and writing code. I'm so much more comfortable there. Hours of shameless plugs in Discord servers. I feel like a fucking used car salesperson. Necessary evil but I really hate it :(
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Please tell me movies in which a firearms salesperson is shot by the person they’re selling firearms to. I have The Terminator and The Guest but I feel like I’ve seen this a lot.
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
what if....I get her a friend 🤔

the talking salesperson/meanie ENA (not the same character as this one) plushie of the same style/size has been really tempting me since I first beat chapter 1 of the game

I adore them both! in different ways
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
i mean, especially for yc, 'being a good salesperson' is kinda job 1. he's a very good salesperson! i think the jury's out on openai still. 60-40 odds dude winds up mostly notable for giving microsoft the deal of the millennium
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
year's end 2025 ENA fanart summary

#enajoelg #enadreambbq
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A politician is most assuredly a salesperson. It’s absurd to state otherwise. The entire purpose of a campaign is to sell a candidate and their values to the electorate.

Of course it’s important for people to research their vote. Again, you’re making arguments against things I’m not saying.
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM