Rocky
@coffeeelf.bsky.social
Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her 🏳️🌈, #actuallyadhd, cat servant
Just scooped the cat box. Some cat came in and left something best described as “can be used to attack WW1 trenches.”
It’s January and the window is now cracked open a bit for emergency ventilation.
It’s January and the window is now cracked open a bit for emergency ventilation.
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Just scooped the cat box. Some cat came in and left something best described as “can be used to attack WW1 trenches.”
It’s January and the window is now cracked open a bit for emergency ventilation.
It’s January and the window is now cracked open a bit for emergency ventilation.
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ok, let's talk about AI. 🥲 youtu.be/-HBrtl98nGM?...
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
ok, let's talk about AI. 🥲 youtu.be/-HBrtl98nGM?...
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January 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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On this, the birthday of JRR #Tolkien, this #LotR quote has never been more relevant:
Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
On this #Caturday, we def need emergency cat photos. #ProofofCat
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
On this #Caturday, we def need emergency cat photos. #ProofofCat
What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?
How to make rose buldak even tastier: a sprinkle of grated Parmesan cheese.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
How to make rose buldak even tastier: a sprinkle of grated Parmesan cheese.
Mom when I was little: Chicken soup is good for a cold!
Me: Chicken soup, ew. But my home remedy for congestion? Yes!
Answer: buldak ramen
Me: Chicken soup, ew. But my home remedy for congestion? Yes!
Answer: buldak ramen
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Mom when I was little: Chicken soup is good for a cold!
Me: Chicken soup, ew. But my home remedy for congestion? Yes!
Answer: buldak ramen
Me: Chicken soup, ew. But my home remedy for congestion? Yes!
Answer: buldak ramen
I do indeed have pinkeye. Eyedrops incoming. Apparently the cold from hell that’s going around can easily have more sinus issues than usual and come with pinkeye.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I do indeed have pinkeye. Eyedrops incoming. Apparently the cold from hell that’s going around can easily have more sinus issues than usual and come with pinkeye.
The tv in the urgent care waiting room is mounted really askew and it’s annoying me
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The tv in the urgent care waiting room is mounted really askew and it’s annoying me
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January 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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At present, my greatest concern with conjunctivitis is how it needs to clear up so I can wear makeup again. This is not acceptable, I can’t survive without eyeliner and mascara.
(not entirely /s, no eye makeup was the worst part of PRK recovery)
(not entirely /s, no eye makeup was the worst part of PRK recovery)
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
At present, my greatest concern with conjunctivitis is how it needs to clear up so I can wear makeup again. This is not acceptable, I can’t survive without eyeliner and mascara.
(not entirely /s, no eye makeup was the worst part of PRK recovery)
(not entirely /s, no eye makeup was the worst part of PRK recovery)
Have you ever had a cold and then surprise gotten conjunctivitis on top of it? -8800/10 do not fucking recommend.
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Have you ever had a cold and then surprise gotten conjunctivitis on top of it? -8800/10 do not fucking recommend.
There will come a day when my coworkers realize this about me
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
There will come a day when my coworkers realize this about me
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Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon
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January 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Heroic stories and …a giant virus with a clarinet? Yep, that’s Lower Decks.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Heroic stories and …a giant virus with a clarinet? Yep, that’s Lower Decks.
I think I’ve finally seen the Lower Decks episode that’s made me go “wtf just happened”
Owl and robot falling madly in love was def not on the list of things I expected
Owl and robot falling madly in love was def not on the list of things I expected
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I think I’ve finally seen the Lower Decks episode that’s made me go “wtf just happened”
Owl and robot falling madly in love was def not on the list of things I expected
Owl and robot falling madly in love was def not on the list of things I expected
Just saw someone doing donuts in a ski-doo in the parking lot next door
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Just saw someone doing donuts in a ski-doo in the parking lot next door
Checked the newly-installed thermostat and coolant expansion tank. All is well. Enough doing-stuff for one day, back to serious loafing.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Checked the newly-installed thermostat and coolant expansion tank. All is well. Enough doing-stuff for one day, back to serious loafing.
It's nice to spend a day loafing about, but I'm ready for this cold to go away now
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It's nice to spend a day loafing about, but I'm ready for this cold to go away now
I’m having a very normal car salesperson New Year’s Day. Loaf the fuck out, because I’ve been so busy at work, and tomorrow will be the swamped-busy end of year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’m having a very normal car salesperson New Year’s Day. Loaf the fuck out, because I’ve been so busy at work, and tomorrow will be the swamped-busy end of year.
New Year’s resolution: to not be sick for the last week of 2026?
I am so over getting sick at the end of the year, even though it’s just a cold
I am so over getting sick at the end of the year, even though it’s just a cold
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
New Year’s resolution: to not be sick for the last week of 2026?
I am so over getting sick at the end of the year, even though it’s just a cold
I am so over getting sick at the end of the year, even though it’s just a cold
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January 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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2025 highlights: embraced my inner pretentious snob and have been dragged into the world of Concours d'Elegance.
Also succumbed to the cute and got a kitten for the other two cats. Absolutely recommend.
Also succumbed to the cute and got a kitten for the other two cats. Absolutely recommend.
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
2025 highlights: embraced my inner pretentious snob and have been dragged into the world of Concours d'Elegance.
Also succumbed to the cute and got a kitten for the other two cats. Absolutely recommend.
Also succumbed to the cute and got a kitten for the other two cats. Absolutely recommend.