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Rocky
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Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her 🏳️‍🌈, #actuallyadhd, cat servant
This very dignified house panther had his dental today. He’s only a little stoned, he swears.
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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lunchtime browsing today: couldn’t find a T87 listed currently but I think you can read between the lines when I post these now

www.rajveteranu.cz/74142-tatra-...
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
And now everything is covered in ice.
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Got one very loud and disgruntled cat to the vet for his dental. Got myself to the lab for bloodwork. And still have to go to work. Need more coffee.
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
According to my parents, at least one of their Peugeots was a literal slow mover. Other misadventures with that car have led to them swearing off diesel, and a 30ish year break from European cars.
Early advertising for the U.S. Peugeot 604 in 1977. Despite tapping into the lucrative Mercedes diesel market with the car in 1981, it remained a slow-mover with the 505 consistently outselling it. It was ultimately withdrawn in 1984.
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Trying to catch a stubborn cat for the vet is an exercise in frustration
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
After a large amount of crab cakes, salad, steak, and chocolate cake, I need to go digest

Work dinners are awesome
January 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I have a retired tomcat, a Too Orange to Cat, and a floofy kitten with all the energy

They woke me up by wrestling on the bed while I was asleep, and that’s fairly normal for them
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Monthly finance meeting from home is def way better than trying to show up somewhere at truly ass o'clock in the morning. Mmm, home coffee, comfy chair, and cat help.
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Someone around here has an old-timey air raid siren
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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If my insurer uses step therapy to hold my Rx hostage, I don't owe them honesty. They can make me fill a prescription, they can't make me swallow the pill and they can't tell if I vomited afterward. How step therapy works, why it's exploitative, and why I might lie to insurers who lie to me first...
Step therapy? I Might Lie | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
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January 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Got the mountain of work done. Brain has failed. Can I go back to bed yet.
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
After triaging a mountain of end of year car sale paperwork, I request the right to go the fuck back to bed
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Just scooped the cat box. Some cat came in and left something best described as “can be used to attack WW1 trenches.”

It’s January and the window is now cracked open a bit for emergency ventilation.
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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ok, let's talk about AI. 🥲 youtu.be/-HBrtl98nGM?...
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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On this, the birthday of JRR #Tolkien, this #LotR quote has never been more relevant:

Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
On this #Caturday, we def need emergency cat photos. #ProofofCat
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
How to make rose buldak even tastier: a sprinkle of grated Parmesan cheese.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Mom when I was little: Chicken soup is good for a cold!

Me: Chicken soup, ew. But my home remedy for congestion? Yes!

Answer: buldak ramen
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I do indeed have pinkeye. Eyedrops incoming. Apparently the cold from hell that’s going around can easily have more sinus issues than usual and come with pinkeye.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM