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Rocky
@coffeeelf.bsky.social
Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her 🏳️‍🌈, #actuallyadhd, cat servant
There comes a point where all work must be halted until leftover penne and meatballs are eaten.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In the last two days, I have made a variety of phone calls for various important adulting reasons, and set the necessary appointments. Where’s my Adulting Prize.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Buying shortbread from a British food store was absolutely the best decision
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That annoying moment when you realize you should’ve gotten coffee before time-consuming stuff
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
On a night when the aurora is showing up in Arizona, I have lots of clouds.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The early sunset has reminded me that in winter, I get a massive energy burst at sunset.

Everyone else is starting to crash and I’m bouncing off the walls
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I just saw an out of order sign on the coffee maker. This is why I have emergency Red Bull.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Newest seasonal Red Bull is Fuji apple and ginger. This tastes like mulled cider!
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Today’s fun: can’t focus on anyth and extra grumpy. I need to put this day in rice and try again later.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am not the dumping ground for people’s unwanted work. Return to sender, as I just did with an attempted encroachment.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yes, I’m an employed adult who has to go to work in all weather. Yes, I have a loud annoying rear-wheel-drive grand tourer.

Yes, I still fucking love snow.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
At present, today has reached an annoying level of Monday, and I would like it to be over now
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I miss the days when American politics were at least reasonably boring
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We have determined that when having bbq for dinner, a bourbon sour is a very appropriate drink
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Absolute queen shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sunday adventures with @labcoatguy.bsky.social: went to British food shop, stopped at Ocean State Job Lot to buy a machete, accidentally acquired large amount of random snacks
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
After examining the meadow we call a lawn, I have come to the conclusion that a machete may be a useful part of the gardening arsenal.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM