Rocky
@coffeeelf.bsky.social
Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her 🏳️🌈, #actuallyadhd, cat servant
How to change your Jaguar XJ6’s oil:
1. Jack up car, position Jack stands and safety wheel and oil catch pan
2. Look at notes, realize you didn’t write down the drain plug size
3. Try all your wrenches and realize you need the 7/8” that you don’t have
4. Get wrench
1. Jack up car, position Jack stands and safety wheel and oil catch pan
2. Look at notes, realize you didn’t write down the drain plug size
3. Try all your wrenches and realize you need the 7/8” that you don’t have
4. Get wrench
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
How to change your Jaguar XJ6’s oil:
1. Jack up car, position Jack stands and safety wheel and oil catch pan
2. Look at notes, realize you didn’t write down the drain plug size
3. Try all your wrenches and realize you need the 7/8” that you don’t have
4. Get wrench
1. Jack up car, position Jack stands and safety wheel and oil catch pan
2. Look at notes, realize you didn’t write down the drain plug size
3. Try all your wrenches and realize you need the 7/8” that you don’t have
4. Get wrench
Kitten sighs are ridiculously adorable
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Kitten sighs are ridiculously adorable
I just spent a while talking BMW history, current “doing something right but not for us car nerds,” and Jaguar restoration.
Being in a car club was def a good life choice
Being in a car club was def a good life choice
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just spent a while talking BMW history, current “doing something right but not for us car nerds,” and Jaguar restoration.
Being in a car club was def a good life choice
Being in a car club was def a good life choice
Morning conversation: the enshittification of the modern luxury car market
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Morning conversation: the enshittification of the modern luxury car market
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Confession: I am a very bad queer New England woman.
I do not own a Subaru. I never have had one. I never will. I refuse. Nope.
I've driven a few. Other than the agonizing back/neck pain, lack of power, CVT, misery, meh AWD, awful gas mileage, breakage? They're great cars.
I do not own a Subaru. I never have had one. I never will. I refuse. Nope.
I've driven a few. Other than the agonizing back/neck pain, lack of power, CVT, misery, meh AWD, awful gas mileage, breakage? They're great cars.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Confession: I am a very bad queer New England woman.
I do not own a Subaru. I never have had one. I never will. I refuse. Nope.
I've driven a few. Other than the agonizing back/neck pain, lack of power, CVT, misery, meh AWD, awful gas mileage, breakage? They're great cars.
I do not own a Subaru. I never have had one. I never will. I refuse. Nope.
I've driven a few. Other than the agonizing back/neck pain, lack of power, CVT, misery, meh AWD, awful gas mileage, breakage? They're great cars.
Now that I’ve replaced my work mouse with a working and rgb one, I’m shopping for a new keyboard and may end up splurging on a mechanical one
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Now that I’ve replaced my work mouse with a working and rgb one, I’m shopping for a new keyboard and may end up splurging on a mechanical one
“Is there a declaration of fuckuppery you can attach to the office and cc upper management?”
@labcoatguy.bsky.social about my work messes
@labcoatguy.bsky.social about my work messes
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“Is there a declaration of fuckuppery you can attach to the office and cc upper management?”
@labcoatguy.bsky.social about my work messes
@labcoatguy.bsky.social about my work messes
Having to babysit bureaucracy is not an additional job task that I wanted to deal with
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Having to babysit bureaucracy is not an additional job task that I wanted to deal with
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November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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There is a snoring cat under my bed
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
There is a snoring cat under my bed
Useful hint: in a car dealership, don’t say to the female finance manager that she probably doesn’t know what a clutch is.
Where on the sale contract do I itemize the “sexist asshat” fee
Where on the sale contract do I itemize the “sexist asshat” fee
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Useful hint: in a car dealership, don’t say to the female finance manager that she probably doesn’t know what a clutch is.
Where on the sale contract do I itemize the “sexist asshat” fee
Where on the sale contract do I itemize the “sexist asshat” fee
There comes a point where all work must be halted until leftover penne and meatballs are eaten.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There comes a point where all work must be halted until leftover penne and meatballs are eaten.
Reposted by Rocky
In the last two days, I have made a variety of phone calls for various important adulting reasons, and set the necessary appointments. Where’s my Adulting Prize.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In the last two days, I have made a variety of phone calls for various important adulting reasons, and set the necessary appointments. Where’s my Adulting Prize.
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Buying shortbread from a British food store was absolutely the best decision
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Buying shortbread from a British food store was absolutely the best decision
That annoying moment when you realize you should’ve gotten coffee before time-consuming stuff
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
That annoying moment when you realize you should’ve gotten coffee before time-consuming stuff
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On a night when the aurora is showing up in Arizona, I have lots of clouds.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
On a night when the aurora is showing up in Arizona, I have lots of clouds.
The early sunset has reminded me that in winter, I get a massive energy burst at sunset.
Everyone else is starting to crash and I’m bouncing off the walls
Everyone else is starting to crash and I’m bouncing off the walls
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The early sunset has reminded me that in winter, I get a massive energy burst at sunset.
Everyone else is starting to crash and I’m bouncing off the walls
Everyone else is starting to crash and I’m bouncing off the walls
I just saw an out of order sign on the coffee maker. This is why I have emergency Red Bull.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I just saw an out of order sign on the coffee maker. This is why I have emergency Red Bull.
Newest seasonal Red Bull is Fuji apple and ginger. This tastes like mulled cider!
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Newest seasonal Red Bull is Fuji apple and ginger. This tastes like mulled cider!
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Today’s fun: can’t focus on anyth and extra grumpy. I need to put this day in rice and try again later.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Today’s fun: can’t focus on anyth and extra grumpy. I need to put this day in rice and try again later.