Rocky
@coffeeelf.bsky.social
Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her 🏳️🌈, #actuallyadhd, cat servant
10. Realize you spilled enough oil while removing the filter that you’re grateful there are no birds or other wildlife in your garage
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
10. Realize you spilled enough oil while removing the filter that you’re grateful there are no birds or other wildlife in your garage
9. Remove filter, drop it on oil catch pan, leave trail of oil
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
9. Remove filter, drop it on oil catch pan, leave trail of oil
5. Remember that you have to take off the air cleaner to access the oil filter since you don’t have a lift
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
5. Remember that you have to take off the air cleaner to access the oil filter since you don’t have a lift
Ending the car show season at the same gas pump where we started. Fuel stabilizer in, working tank topped up. Now for winter working-on-car season.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ending the car show season at the same gas pump where we started. Fuel stabilizer in, working tank topped up. Now for winter working-on-car season.
Today I learned that kittens can sleep like this, and can loudly fart in their sleep.
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Today I learned that kittens can sleep like this, and can loudly fart in their sleep.
“That’s a nice plate of sushi you’ve got there, would be a shame if something happened to it”
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“That’s a nice plate of sushi you’ve got there, would be a shame if something happened to it”
On a grey day, in a sea of greyscale cars, sometimes you just need a little purple Lotus to brighten your mood #weirdcarbs
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
On a grey day, in a sea of greyscale cars, sometimes you just need a little purple Lotus to brighten your mood #weirdcarbs
Have you talked to your (retired) tomcat about manspreading #proofofcat
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Have you talked to your (retired) tomcat about manspreading #proofofcat
I think it’s the kitten’s turn to use the computer
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think it’s the kitten’s turn to use the computer
Sometimes cats decide on their own socialization timeline. Kitten has breached containment and is busy exploring the house and getting to know her brothers.
I slept amazingly well last night.
I slept amazingly well last night.
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Sometimes cats decide on their own socialization timeline. Kitten has breached containment and is busy exploring the house and getting to know her brothers.
I slept amazingly well last night.
I slept amazingly well last night.
Sometimes, you just have to get a third cat. Meet Shadowmoon, floofy 8 month old kitten, already right at home.
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sometimes, you just have to get a third cat. Meet Shadowmoon, floofy 8 month old kitten, already right at home.
We did it. Worth all the work and cursing and frustration. A real live show car.
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We did it. Worth all the work and cursing and frustration. A real live show car.
Waxing and chrome-polishing a car is an A+ substitute for going to the gym.
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Waxing and chrome-polishing a car is an A+ substitute for going to the gym.
Ich möchte auch wissen, ich habe Fragen. Warum stand das Klavier auf dem Balkon?
October 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ich möchte auch wissen, ich habe Fragen. Warum stand das Klavier auf dem Balkon?
Jaguar oil change: for the modern one, as easy and mess-free as on the former Audi.
Brb cleaning up
Brb cleaning up
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Jaguar oil change: for the modern one, as easy and mess-free as on the former Audi.
Brb cleaning up
Brb cleaning up
The good news: I bought new earrings.
The good news: my third lobe piercings are still open.
The bad news: still open because I accidentally re-pierced it, oops.
The good news: my third lobe piercings are still open.
The bad news: still open because I accidentally re-pierced it, oops.
October 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The good news: I bought new earrings.
The good news: my third lobe piercings are still open.
The bad news: still open because I accidentally re-pierced it, oops.
The good news: my third lobe piercings are still open.
The bad news: still open because I accidentally re-pierced it, oops.
#weirdcarbs will be happy to know that an E39 M5 Touring exists; it’s an M5 engine, gauge cluster, cosmetics transplanted into a normal E39 Touring. It’s amazingly well done.
October 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#weirdcarbs will be happy to know that an E39 M5 Touring exists; it’s an M5 engine, gauge cluster, cosmetics transplanted into a normal E39 Touring. It’s amazingly well done.
‘‘Tis the season to find cobwebs on your black cat
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
‘‘Tis the season to find cobwebs on your black cat
The Lucid Air: absolutely blown away by the drive. Reminds me of Cadillac of 70-100 years ago wrt tech, American luxury, coolness. Dances across bumpy roads like a car 1/4 the size. Bat-outta-hell fast. And looks cool.
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Lucid Air: absolutely blown away by the drive. Reminds me of Cadillac of 70-100 years ago wrt tech, American luxury, coolness. Dances across bumpy roads like a car 1/4 the size. Bat-outta-hell fast. And looks cool.
Poorly drawn medieval cat on my couch.
September 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Poorly drawn medieval cat on my couch.
Sitrep: one scruffy barn cat has arrived at the British car con
September 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sitrep: one scruffy barn cat has arrived at the British car con
Today in classic car life: how to jury-rig a fan cowl, wrong answers only.
September 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today in classic car life: how to jury-rig a fan cowl, wrong answers only.
After a day of watching vintage planes fly, I seem to have acquired a new book
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
After a day of watching vintage planes fly, I seem to have acquired a new book
Today I tried out my new clay bar. Oh hey, this stuff really does work.
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Today I tried out my new clay bar. Oh hey, this stuff really does work.
