Moans, not loans. Still losing the battle to stupid autocorrect… #oldmillenial

Old millennials are just mega screwed! We have aging parents, homes too small, student loan debt, and CHILDREN. Prices up, nice-ities gone. Be are privileged broké…and it still sucks #oldmillenial yay Pluto in Libra people 😭💪😭

Oldmillenial.
On dit territoires maintenant, mais seulement à Paris.

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning dose of Touch Me I'm Going to Scream, Part 2 #mymorningjacket #americandad #2000late #oldmillenial #dustymillenial #stansmith #bonnaroo

Based on current fashion, I'm really excited to let my uncool middle school self know she's finally made it.

#youdiditbabygirl #everythingoldisnew #fashion #butreally #millenial #oldmillenial

Yesterday I had to explain to a gen x colleague how American Apparel was what all the cool kids were wearing in the late 2000s and early early 2010s. I did not have on my geriatric bingo card for February but here we are 👵🏼

#astrology #plutoinlibra #oldmillenial

Und ja, ich meine Login-Modul, seid dankbar, dass ich nicht Stechuhr geschrieben hab! #OldMillenial 😜

I just lost The Game while scrolling Reddit.

And then I spent a surprising amount of time reading comments from folks who just can’t wrap their brains around the concept.

I’ve never felt so ancient in my life. “Back in my day, everyone played a game you couldn’t win.” 👵🏻 #oldmillenial

Sarcasm by the way, I'm oldmillenial I forget that we gotta do /s now

I said ROFL 'copter 🚁 to my 9 year old niece the other day. She looked at me like I was insane. #oldmillenial 🤷🏻‍♀️

Omg I forgot Mr. Oldmillenial has a work trip. He leaves tonight returns Friday morning 😩😩

What am I gonna do all alone?

Today in small victories: I figured out how to use Outlook email templates, which is going to make returning students' final essays SO MUCH EASIER #oldmillenial #gradeallthethings