John Krueger Mellencamp
@drbillchungus.bsky.social
One person content mill. Shit stirrer. “Dilettante.” Pizza enthusiast. Consistently high. Usually drunk. 🦐
I’m sorry, but no. I shan’t be beaten by man nor machine.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m sorry, but no. I shan’t be beaten by man nor machine.
Bill Clinton to Donald Trump #bubba
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November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bill Clinton to Donald Trump #bubba
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hot honey implies the existence of room temperature honey
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November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hot honey implies the existence of room temperature honey
My neck
My back
My front “port”
My b-hole
Or whatever the song said
My back
My front “port”
My b-hole
Or whatever the song said
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November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My neck
My back
My front “port”
My b-hole
Or whatever the song said
My back
My front “port”
My b-hole
Or whatever the song said
When you’re an adult you can eat Extra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for breakfast and no one can stop you
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When you’re an adult you can eat Extra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for breakfast and no one can stop you
I found an enormous breadstick in the Goodwill bins!
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I found an enormous breadstick in the Goodwill bins!
In Canada stock piling antidepressants and allergy medicine #thanksdemocrats #thanksobamna #thanksshrek #thankschuckthecuck
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In Canada stock piling antidepressants and allergy medicine #thanksdemocrats #thanksobamna #thanksshrek #thankschuckthecuck
Donald Trump didn’t fall asleep at that White House press conference. They skipped lunch and he was clandestinely eating a hot dog.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Donald Trump didn’t fall asleep at that White House press conference. They skipped lunch and he was clandestinely eating a hot dog.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dibs on his mechanical heart
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Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US history, dies at 84
The hard-charging conservative became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents and a leading advocate for the invasion of Iraq.
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November 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dibs on his mechanical heart
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November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Which one of you bitches is my mother?”
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“Which one of you bitches is my mother?”
I’m less of a night owl and more of a rooster, meaning I fly out of bed at sunrise and immediately start squawking
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November 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m less of a night owl and more of a rooster, meaning I fly out of bed at sunrise and immediately start squawking
TIL about the infancy gospel of Thomas, where young Jesus murders several children for pissing him off
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
TIL about the infancy gospel of Thomas, where young Jesus murders several children for pissing him off
Frog legs and Malort because I love off putting food and drink
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Frog legs and Malort because I love off putting food and drink
There’s at least one remaining diseased aggressive rhesus monkey on the loose in Mississippi and I want that little fella to know that he’s god’s favorite child 🙏🏻
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Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi
According to authorities, the Rhesus monkeys were on their way to a testing facility in Florida after being at Tulane University.
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October 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
There’s at least one remaining diseased aggressive rhesus monkey on the loose in Mississippi and I want that little fella to know that he’s god’s favorite child 🙏🏻
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My boyfriend thought journalist Jake Hanrahan was actually called Jake Hammerhand. He also called Gene Hackman Jack Human once.
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My boyfriend thought journalist Jake Hanrahan was actually called Jake Hammerhand. He also called Gene Hackman Jack Human once.
I never get sick because my immune system is too busy overreacting to harmless substances
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October 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I never get sick because my immune system is too busy overreacting to harmless substances
“That’s what they read.”
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“That’s what they read.”
God himself could not stop me from buying and eating mellow crepe bumpkins today. A divine force would not be enough to pry those diabetes balls from my pasty, sweaty hands #halloween #fatgirlwalking #happyhalloween #spookyseason
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
God himself could not stop me from buying and eating mellow crepe bumpkins today. A divine force would not be enough to pry those diabetes balls from my pasty, sweaty hands #halloween #fatgirlwalking #happyhalloween #spookyseason
Tron Morbed too close to the sun and got Tronned by Disney
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October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Tron Morbed too close to the sun and got Tronned by Disney