John Krueger Mellencamp
@drbillchungus.bsky.social
One person content mill. Shit stirrer. “Dilettante.” Pizza enthusiast. Consistently high. Usually drunk. 🦐
I’m sorry, but no. I shan’t be beaten by man nor machine.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m sorry, but no. I shan’t be beaten by man nor machine.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When you’re an adult you can eat Extra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for breakfast and no one can stop you
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When you’re an adult you can eat Extra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for breakfast and no one can stop you
I found an enormous breadstick in the Goodwill bins!
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I found an enormous breadstick in the Goodwill bins!
In Canada stock piling antidepressants and allergy medicine #thanksdemocrats #thanksobamna #thanksshrek #thankschuckthecuck
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In Canada stock piling antidepressants and allergy medicine #thanksdemocrats #thanksobamna #thanksshrek #thankschuckthecuck
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Which one of you bitches is my mother?”
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“Which one of you bitches is my mother?”
TIL about the infancy gospel of Thomas, where young Jesus murders several children for pissing him off
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
TIL about the infancy gospel of Thomas, where young Jesus murders several children for pissing him off
Frog legs and Malort because I love off putting food and drink
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Frog legs and Malort because I love off putting food and drink
My boyfriend thought journalist Jake Hanrahan was actually called Jake Hammerhand. He also called Gene Hackman Jack Human once.
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My boyfriend thought journalist Jake Hanrahan was actually called Jake Hammerhand. He also called Gene Hackman Jack Human once.
“That’s what they read.”
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“That’s what they read.”
God himself could not stop me from buying and eating mellow crepe bumpkins today. A divine force would not be enough to pry those diabetes balls from my pasty, sweaty hands #halloween #fatgirlwalking #happyhalloween #spookyseason
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
God himself could not stop me from buying and eating mellow crepe bumpkins today. A divine force would not be enough to pry those diabetes balls from my pasty, sweaty hands #halloween #fatgirlwalking #happyhalloween #spookyseason
“Which one of you bitches is my mother?”
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“Which one of you bitches is my mother?”
Me preparing for the inevitable collapse of society
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me preparing for the inevitable collapse of society
The horse is wanted in six states
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The horse is wanted in six states
I Took a Single Benadryl and Now the Hat Man Is Critiquing My Grammar
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I Took a Single Benadryl and Now the Hat Man Is Critiquing My Grammar
These guys will get us out of the pickle we’re in, I have faith 🙏🏻
October 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
These guys will get us out of the pickle we’re in, I have faith 🙏🏻
Me and the boys when the bakery doesn’t have any Asiago bagels
October 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Me and the boys when the bakery doesn’t have any Asiago bagels
