Miranda in the Middle
@theliminalmiranda.bsky.social
In the middle of everything, everywhere, in everyway.
The country, my life, a separation, and hopefully a renaissance.
The country, my life, a separation, and hopefully a renaissance.
#divorce is so weird, man. It’s like your life died and was reborn all at once. But not a cute newborn, one of those sharpei potato babies that is all red and only looks good in a hat.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#divorce is so weird, man. It’s like your life died and was reborn all at once. But not a cute newborn, one of those sharpei potato babies that is all red and only looks good in a hat.
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social I’m not sure how I feel about you staring at me while I do my business.
Good luck tonight! Make José proud!
Good luck tonight! Make José proud!
October 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social I’m not sure how I feel about you staring at me while I do my business.
Good luck tonight! Make José proud!
Good luck tonight! Make José proud!
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social oh hey! Just bought the last ticket to your early show in Chicago! See you at the taping.
Take a lesson people. This is what happens when you don’t have a date. You get to go to the FUN shit.
#GARY? #GARETH #JOSE #Chicago
Take a lesson people. This is what happens when you don’t have a date. You get to go to the FUN shit.
#GARY? #GARETH #JOSE #Chicago
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social oh hey! Just bought the last ticket to your early show in Chicago! See you at the taping.
Take a lesson people. This is what happens when you don’t have a date. You get to go to the FUN shit.
#GARY? #GARETH #JOSE #Chicago
Take a lesson people. This is what happens when you don’t have a date. You get to go to the FUN shit.
#GARY? #GARETH #JOSE #Chicago
#FATBEARWEEK I have spoken.
#allhailTHEFLOTATO #128isacceptable
@fatbearweek.bsky.social @katmaiconservancy.bsky.social
#allhailTHEFLOTATO #128isacceptable
@fatbearweek.bsky.social @katmaiconservancy.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is why AI was invented.
August 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is why AI was invented.
Guy just walked allllll the way to the back of this very empty articulated bus, looked around at the seats, including at the one dude and I, and abruptly about faced, and walked all the way back to the front to sit down. I can’t help but feel slightly intimidating and/or miffed. #talesfromthecta
August 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Guy just walked allllll the way to the back of this very empty articulated bus, looked around at the seats, including at the one dude and I, and abruptly about faced, and walked all the way back to the front to sit down. I can’t help but feel slightly intimidating and/or miffed. #talesfromthecta
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK. WHY ARE THE DUMPSTERS BEING EMPTIED AT 10PM ON GODS WEDNESDAY?!#laslum
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK. WHY ARE THE DUMPSTERS BEING EMPTIED AT 10PM ON GODS WEDNESDAY?!#laslum
@chicagocta.bsky.social 8 bus driver on 8677 right now (Aug 4) could not be doing a better job announcing the division re-route. Super friendly and kind, making sure everyone knew what was going on. Repeating him self constantly for the headphone wearers. Awesome guy.
August 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
@chicagocta.bsky.social 8 bus driver on 8677 right now (Aug 4) could not be doing a better job announcing the division re-route. Super friendly and kind, making sure everyone knew what was going on. Repeating him self constantly for the headphone wearers. Awesome guy.
Last night I whispered quietly to myself, “it won’t always be like this. It won’t always feel like this. It won’t always hurt like this.”
It’s a mantra I use on bad days, nights, moments. Even if it’s the worst you’ve ever felt, it will change. Everything does.
It’s a mantra I use on bad days, nights, moments. Even if it’s the worst you’ve ever felt, it will change. Everything does.
July 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Last night I whispered quietly to myself, “it won’t always be like this. It won’t always feel like this. It won’t always hurt like this.”
It’s a mantra I use on bad days, nights, moments. Even if it’s the worst you’ve ever felt, it will change. Everything does.
It’s a mantra I use on bad days, nights, moments. Even if it’s the worst you’ve ever felt, it will change. Everything does.
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“The best way to honor our parents' memory is to do something, whether big or small, to make our community just a little better for someone else."
Beautiful statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman.
Beautiful statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman.
June 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“The best way to honor our parents' memory is to do something, whether big or small, to make our community just a little better for someone else."
Beautiful statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman.
Beautiful statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman.
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This is Sirius. He wanted to show off all of his best unconventional tricks. 14/10 what an absolute pro
June 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is Sirius. He wanted to show off all of his best unconventional tricks. 14/10 what an absolute pro
I’ll be at the #NoKings protest in Chicago tomorrow wearing this shirt, with water, first aid, ear plugs, snacks, a hug, whatever - no questions . Find me. I’ll post a full photo tomorrow.
#Chicago #ChicagoNoKings #immigration #thisisamerica #Fice #daleyplaza #helpeachother #silenceisviolence
#Chicago #ChicagoNoKings #immigration #thisisamerica #Fice #daleyplaza #helpeachother #silenceisviolence
June 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’ll be at the #NoKings protest in Chicago tomorrow wearing this shirt, with water, first aid, ear plugs, snacks, a hug, whatever - no questions . Find me. I’ll post a full photo tomorrow.
#Chicago #ChicagoNoKings #immigration #thisisamerica #Fice #daleyplaza #helpeachother #silenceisviolence
#Chicago #ChicagoNoKings #immigration #thisisamerica #Fice #daleyplaza #helpeachother #silenceisviolence
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Total rioting. Far as the eye can see. Complete anarchy - Fox News
#live #Chicago #myvideo #fromthebus #fICE #ICEprotests #immigration #statest #whatnarrative #laprotests #silenceisviolence
#live #Chicago #myvideo #fromthebus #fICE #ICEprotests #immigration #statest #whatnarrative #laprotests #silenceisviolence
June 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Total rioting. Far as the eye can see. Complete anarchy - Fox News
#live #Chicago #myvideo #fromthebus #fICE #ICEprotests #immigration #statest #whatnarrative #laprotests #silenceisviolence
#live #Chicago #myvideo #fromthebus #fICE #ICEprotests #immigration #statest #whatnarrative #laprotests #silenceisviolence
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A DHS spokesperson defended the detainment, accusing Sen. Padilla of failing to properly identify himself during Sec. Kristi Noem's press conference.
But multiple videos show Padilla clearly identifying himself as a senator.
But multiple videos show Padilla clearly identifying himself as a senator.
Sen. Padilla pushed to ground, handcuffed for demanding DHS not lie
Forcibly removing a sitting US senator, as they opposed the president's immigration policy, is a part of a broader slide.
www.motherjones.com
June 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A DHS spokesperson defended the detainment, accusing Sen. Padilla of failing to properly identify himself during Sec. Kristi Noem's press conference.
But multiple videos show Padilla clearly identifying himself as a senator.
But multiple videos show Padilla clearly identifying himself as a senator.
I feel like every single naturalized Hollywood celebrity should be down there standing with protesters. Go get ‘em Avengers.
#laprotests #lamigra #FIce #ICE #Chicago #givemeyourtired #immigrants
#laprotests #lamigra #FIce #ICE #Chicago #givemeyourtired #immigrants
June 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I feel like every single naturalized Hollywood celebrity should be down there standing with protesters. Go get ‘em Avengers.
#laprotests #lamigra #FIce #ICE #Chicago #givemeyourtired #immigrants
#laprotests #lamigra #FIce #ICE #Chicago #givemeyourtired #immigrants
I'm just gonna reply to MAGA people complaining about immigration protests with photos of January 6th saying "I though protestors were very good people. I thought we loved them."
#laprotests #ICE #jan6 #lamigra #knowyourrights
#laprotests #ICE #jan6 #lamigra #knowyourrights
June 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I'm just gonna reply to MAGA people complaining about immigration protests with photos of January 6th saying "I though protestors were very good people. I thought we loved them."
#laprotests #ICE #jan6 #lamigra #knowyourrights
#laprotests #ICE #jan6 #lamigra #knowyourrights
Can you imagine if #GenZ gets ahold of #imacs? Like, the old colored bubble mac I had that thankfully didn't blow up in a y2k fritz. Put a raspberry pi in there and talk about the newest status symbol. @wired.com Get on that.
#trademarkME #apple #technology #nineties #vintage
#trademarkME #apple #technology #nineties #vintage
June 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can you imagine if #GenZ gets ahold of #imacs? Like, the old colored bubble mac I had that thankfully didn't blow up in a y2k fritz. Put a raspberry pi in there and talk about the newest status symbol. @wired.com Get on that.
#trademarkME #apple #technology #nineties #vintage
#trademarkME #apple #technology #nineties #vintage
Is an appropriate cover letter "Hi, I've survived... everything up until now and kept my morals intact. I'm also a hardworker."
Asking for a friend.
#jobhunting #coverletters #butforreal
Asking for a friend.
#jobhunting #coverletters #butforreal
June 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is an appropriate cover letter "Hi, I've survived... everything up until now and kept my morals intact. I'm also a hardworker."
Asking for a friend.
#jobhunting #coverletters #butforreal
Asking for a friend.
#jobhunting #coverletters #butforreal
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Current thing with no effect on my life that's making me furious today. What the fuck is this? Do I not understand the word Surf? I actually looked up Austin on a map thinking I misunderstood Austin's place on Earth - but no, definitely NOT coastal. #rage #angertranslated #surf? #wtfisthis
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Current thing with no effect on my life that's making me furious today. What the fuck is this? Do I not understand the word Surf? I actually looked up Austin on a map thinking I misunderstood Austin's place on Earth - but no, definitely NOT coastal. #rage #angertranslated #surf? #wtfisthis
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Nurse: what’s going on with you today?
Strap in lady.
Strap in lady.
May 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Nurse: what’s going on with you today?
Strap in lady.
Strap in lady.
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Based on current fashion, I'm really excited to let my uncool middle school self know she's finally made it.
#youdiditbabygirl #everythingoldisnew #fashion #butreally #millenial #oldmillenial
#youdiditbabygirl #everythingoldisnew #fashion #butreally #millenial #oldmillenial
June 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Based on current fashion, I'm really excited to let my uncool middle school self know she's finally made it.
#youdiditbabygirl #everythingoldisnew #fashion #butreally #millenial #oldmillenial
#youdiditbabygirl #everythingoldisnew #fashion #butreally #millenial #oldmillenial
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June 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM