@myangertranslator.bsky.social
I'm a nice person in real life going through a hell of a shitstorm (death, divorce, health, political authoritarianism, etc.)
My Anger Translator will vent all those things that I really can't say out loud. If it resonates with you - perfection.
My Anger Translator will vent all those things that I really can't say out loud. If it resonates with you - perfection.
#laslum #talesfromlaslum the business owner on the first floor sent me more footage of a rat in his ceiling getting stuck in a trap. I also received an update [once again. third time.] that said rat escaped. I'm horrified and impressed.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
#laslum #talesfromlaslum the business owner on the first floor sent me more footage of a rat in his ceiling getting stuck in a trap. I also received an update [once again. third time.] that said rat escaped. I'm horrified and impressed.
Won't somebody thing of the predators??
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Won't somebody thing of the predators??
Am I late for work today? I am. I there a large amount of construction very suddenly? There is. Is there a drastic re-route? Of-forking-course there is. #publictransit #nocarlife #thisbusdriverisnicethough
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Am I late for work today? I am. I there a large amount of construction very suddenly? There is. Is there a drastic re-route? Of-forking-course there is. #publictransit #nocarlife #thisbusdriverisnicethough
Just passed a hardware store on the bus. Sign in window says “pipe measure and cutting” and it reminded me of the time my apt maintenance man fixed my sink but cut the pipe with my kitchen knife.
#laslum #thisismylife
#laslum #thisismylife
July 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Just passed a hardware store on the bus. Sign in window says “pipe measure and cutting” and it reminded me of the time my apt maintenance man fixed my sink but cut the pipe with my kitchen knife.
#laslum #thisismylife
#laslum #thisismylife
They say you should always have a little green space in your life for a mood boost. The view from #laslum is a whole microbiome with the in-built drama of potential structural failure.
July 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They say you should always have a little green space in your life for a mood boost. The view from #laslum is a whole microbiome with the in-built drama of potential structural failure.
This stupidity brought to you by the fact that the #GOP is terrified of #pussies. It’s too much gathered in one place. Can’t have that much #pussypower. Not even in book form.
#completebookofcats #bannedbooks #angertranslator #thestupid @bannedbooksclub.bsky.social
#completebookofcats #bannedbooks #angertranslator #thestupid @bannedbooksclub.bsky.social
ICYMI: The mind-boggling list of hundreds of #bannedbooks in Tennessee now includes Calvin and Hobbes by cartoonist Bill Watterson, They Called Us Enemy by @georgetakei.bsky.social, and The Complete Book of Cats by Rosie Pilbeam. More at: pen.org/magic-tree-h... #Caturday #Censorship
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This stupidity brought to you by the fact that the #GOP is terrified of #pussies. It’s too much gathered in one place. Can’t have that much #pussypower. Not even in book form.
#completebookofcats #bannedbooks #angertranslator #thestupid @bannedbooksclub.bsky.social
#completebookofcats #bannedbooks #angertranslator #thestupid @bannedbooksclub.bsky.social
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Padilla: "What if I was outside a Home Depot, because I like to do some work around the house, not dressed in a suit. Would I be a target of ICE enforcement under Tom Homan? Probably. And it is just wrong."
July 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Padilla: "What if I was outside a Home Depot, because I like to do some work around the house, not dressed in a suit. Would I be a target of ICE enforcement under Tom Homan? Probably. And it is just wrong."
I just called a rideshare to go back to my apartment where the air con is broken. It is 86f/30c outside. My rideshare has no air conditioning. Is this a fucking joke
#angertranslator #deathbythousandcuts #heat #furious
#angertranslator #deathbythousandcuts #heat #furious
July 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I just called a rideshare to go back to my apartment where the air con is broken. It is 86f/30c outside. My rideshare has no air conditioning. Is this a fucking joke
#angertranslator #deathbythousandcuts #heat #furious
#angertranslator #deathbythousandcuts #heat #furious
If you’ve seen @thesandmanofficial.bsky.social this is the descriptive vector I’ve decided to use to rant about my family. From now on it will be stories of #TheEndless (my siblings) who shall henceforth be #TheProdigal #Despair and Me. I’m Dream. Long-suffering, dour, and bad at parties.
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you’ve seen @thesandmanofficial.bsky.social this is the descriptive vector I’ve decided to use to rant about my family. From now on it will be stories of #TheEndless (my siblings) who shall henceforth be #TheProdigal #Despair and Me. I’m Dream. Long-suffering, dour, and bad at parties.
I live in quite a ridiculous and run-down building. Henceforth to be called #LaSlum in all future posts. And man, will there be a lot of them.
Currently adventure: getting play-by-play updates from business owner on 1, if the rat in the walls has fallen for a trap. Complete with photos/video.
Currently adventure: getting play-by-play updates from business owner on 1, if the rat in the walls has fallen for a trap. Complete with photos/video.
July 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I live in quite a ridiculous and run-down building. Henceforth to be called #LaSlum in all future posts. And man, will there be a lot of them.
Currently adventure: getting play-by-play updates from business owner on 1, if the rat in the walls has fallen for a trap. Complete with photos/video.
Currently adventure: getting play-by-play updates from business owner on 1, if the rat in the walls has fallen for a trap. Complete with photos/video.
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WHAT. and I cannot stress this enough: THE FUCK.
Apply that to your situation at will.
Apply that to your situation at will.
July 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WHAT. and I cannot stress this enough: THE FUCK.
Apply that to your situation at will.
Apply that to your situation at will.
There are so many things I could rage about right now, but my neighbors deciding that 2:30AM is the time to hammer nails into the walls has left to the top of the list with a vengeance
July 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There are so many things I could rage about right now, but my neighbors deciding that 2:30AM is the time to hammer nails into the walls has left to the top of the list with a vengeance
The hilarious think about watching US politics is how they don’t need an anger translator like previous administrations. They’re just straight messy in public.
June 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The hilarious think about watching US politics is how they don’t need an anger translator like previous administrations. They’re just straight messy in public.
Is there a know disability where you interact with other humans and feel the urge to blurt out the most inappropriate things? Because I have it.
May 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Is there a know disability where you interact with other humans and feel the urge to blurt out the most inappropriate things? Because I have it.
Nothing brings out my inner sassy bitch better than home listings: "Ah, good. I chose to utilize 'furniture store clearance rejects' as my decorative style as well."
#myangertranslator #realestaterejects #realestatelistings #realestatelistinginsanity
#myangertranslator #realestaterejects #realestatelistings #realestatelistinginsanity
May 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nothing brings out my inner sassy bitch better than home listings: "Ah, good. I chose to utilize 'furniture store clearance rejects' as my decorative style as well."
#myangertranslator #realestaterejects #realestatelistings #realestatelistinginsanity
#myangertranslator #realestaterejects #realestatelistings #realestatelistinginsanity
My best friend called me a huge nerd for buying a book about tying knots and trying this as a new hobby.
Me: "HEY. My life is a hellscape! You should be supporting any hobbies that aren't self destructive! Encourage me to stay away from the nooses!"
Me: "HEY. My life is a hellscape! You should be supporting any hobbies that aren't self destructive! Encourage me to stay away from the nooses!"
May 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My best friend called me a huge nerd for buying a book about tying knots and trying this as a new hobby.
Me: "HEY. My life is a hellscape! You should be supporting any hobbies that aren't self destructive! Encourage me to stay away from the nooses!"
Me: "HEY. My life is a hellscape! You should be supporting any hobbies that aren't self destructive! Encourage me to stay away from the nooses!"
IF. YOU. VOTE. YES. ON. THIS. YOU. ARE. AN:
UN-CHRISTIAN
UNAMERICA
UN-FUCKING-GOP
INHUMAN
PIECE. OF. SHIT.
UN-CHRISTIAN
UNAMERICA
UN-FUCKING-GOP
INHUMAN
PIECE. OF. SHIT.
May 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
IF. YOU. VOTE. YES. ON. THIS. YOU. ARE. AN:
UN-CHRISTIAN
UNAMERICA
UN-FUCKING-GOP
INHUMAN
PIECE. OF. SHIT.
UN-CHRISTIAN
UNAMERICA
UN-FUCKING-GOP
INHUMAN
PIECE. OF. SHIT.
You know, my ancestors and I need to have a conversations about wtf they did to get their descendants Cursed To Live In Interesting Times.
May 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You know, my ancestors and I need to have a conversations about wtf they did to get their descendants Cursed To Live In Interesting Times.
Twinsies. I’m just sitting in a human MD office.
This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 13/10 (IG: tunathekahuna)
May 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Twinsies. I’m just sitting in a human MD office.
Despite: getting on the wrong bus, the bus driver not accurately knowing their stops (they tried), and not having my wallet. I made this specialist appointment. Big ups for whoever is the patron saint of hot messes.
May 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Despite: getting on the wrong bus, the bus driver not accurately knowing their stops (they tried), and not having my wallet. I made this specialist appointment. Big ups for whoever is the patron saint of hot messes.
Omfg. How did I get on the wrong gd bus. HOW
May 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Omfg. How did I get on the wrong gd bus. HOW