#nutcracking
Nutcracking. 12hr day.
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
more like an eggnog nutcracking haha get it because that still is from one of the Christmas specials hahahaahaaaaa
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
NUTCRACKER ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 10:

My first NUTCRACKING!

The first vid i filmed was on 13th October 2021 with a 25 year old MMA trained “Short King” who vaporised my bollox with his size 7 white VMs

He may have been short, but he certainly wasn’t sweet 😈

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December 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
NUTCRACKER ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 9:

The nutcracking continues..

The moment I felt the soft leather upper of Footies size 11 TNs strike me right between my baubles I knew it was game over.

This soccer kit lad had scored the winning goal & I was nursing my aching balls

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December 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Well good! The nutcracking device that exploded the native pecans works great on the acorns. It finally has a use!
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
NUTCRACKER ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 7:

Chestnuts roasting after being cracked

Here’s another nutcracking classic (from 2022) when I met a local dom lad who relentlessly blasted my bollox with his sexy size 10 Nike Air 270s

🥵 a very hot session

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December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
NUTCRACKER ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 5:

More classic nutcracking 🥜

@shoemasterj1.bsky.social proved his boots were made for busting when he booted my baubles with his big size ten Sendra cowboy boots 😳😖

These hit very different indeed 😵‍💫

Ballbusting; Wild West style

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December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can't figure out the mechanics of making Orloff's dick the nutcracking lever
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's nutcracking time #tlaquepaque
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
hmmm.
do love classical music.
sick of nutcracking & Santa & the rest of the goyim nonsense.
but oppose monarchy in all its forms.
rat commissar.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Just saw this in my inbox. It seems to make a claim for biologically predisposed (due to natural selection) anatomy for nutcracking using hammers with power grips in west African chimpanzees.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Morphological variation in the manual distal phalanges of chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) in relation to tool-use behavior
www.sciencedirect.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We’ll leave the nutcracking to the Spokane Symphony from here on out 😅 For tickets and information, visit foxtheaterspokane.org
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I feel ok skipping the Nutcracker this year as the economy has given me plenty of nutcracking already 🌰 🌰 🔨 😖
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Gonna get into the spirit by nutcracking those christmas balls.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My girlfriend enjoys nutcracking. As do I.
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That's always my question. I can say with certainty that if I'd been there, I'd be tackling the Nazi and giving him a good nutcracking. As a 6'1" white woman I can do a helluva lot of damage to a spineless twerp like that and I might as well use my white privilege to fight for those who can't.
September 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🧵11/11
But then the initial climb was duplicated on the nutcracking ascent of Baldpate’s west peak.

From my book Then the Hail Came (A Humorous and Truthful Account of a 1983 Appalachian Trail Thru-hike). Available in paperback, audiobook and eBook: www.amazon.com/dp/B09QFG4ZR6
Then the Hail Came: A Humorous and Truthful Account of a 1983 Appalachian Trail Thru-hike
Then the Hail Came: A Humorous and Truthful Account of a 1983 Appalachian Trail Thru-hike [Steffanos, George] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Then the Hail Came: A Humorous and Truthful Account of a 1983 Appalachian Trail Thru-hike
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September 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
saw this while I was obtaining the meds the other day and my initial excitement was replaced with disappointment that the mouth doesn't correspond to the actual nutcracker thing so I can't make it laugh like Skeletor

(wouldn't that be a sick idea for Mori Calliope merch tho??)
August 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m here for all your tough character-related nutcracking
July 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If I hear any nutcracking past 11:00, I'm calling the police.

...and get off of my lawn!
July 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
No, because once again you are nutcracking. The vast majority of trans people are sincere and deserving of rights. The teeny bit of damage caused by the odd nutjob doesn’t change that.
July 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Who's doing that? Your debate tactic is called 'nutcracking', finding the most extreme behaviour possible and suggesting this characterises your opponents as a whole. It's dishonest, and it's why no-one wants to answer you. You are obviously only here to listen to the sound of your own voice.
July 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Baribocraft was a Canadian company that made nearly everything out of Canadian maple. If you’re a Canadian over 35-40, you’ve probably either seen it in a relatives home or bought it. Lots of sturdy wooden salad bowls and cheese boards, nutcracking sets.
July 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Balletcore: Nutcracking Your Way to Self-Confidence 🤸‍♀️✨ Break out of your comfort zone and show off those hidden grace points! Perfect your pliés, spin like a top, and most importantly, have fun. Break into dance daily and find your rhythm. Who says... best perfume on amazon: cutt.ly/mrRd3nMy
June 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My bet would be that there is development/honing that can/could be tracked. I don't remember right now if this was looked at yet. But chimpanzee nutcracking is also honed for some time - further delays introduced by maturation the anatomy etc.) | These things are usually complex and multifactorial.
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM